The NFL Thread

[Machado]

Tebow has been offered a job by
2 Arena Football teams

Omaha and Philly



The kid should have never been drafted so high as a QB.

[NeverSurrender]

RIP Chuck Muncie.

[Crazy Levi]

No hitch in that giddyup!

[Machado]

No hitch in that giddyup!

Jumping up and down several times at a fanfest is one thing.

Running, cutting and scrambling against 11 NFL defenders is totally different.

[Facedown]

Peyton Manning has restructured his contract.
According to p13, that's cheating.
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Right, boy?

[WTF]

No hitch in that giddyup!

Jumping up and down several times at a fanfest is one thing.

Running, cutting and scrambling against 11 NFL defenders is totally different.

[Crazy Levi]

Jumping up and down several times at a fanfest is one thing.

Running, cutting and scrambling against 11 NFL defenders is totally different.

I don't think I follow.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

Jesus Christ Machado.

[Machado]

Jesus Christ Machado.

I am sick and tired of RGIII and the discussions regarding his
surgically repaired knee.
The odds of the Skins putting him on the field during the exhibition season
and slim to none.

There is no need to rush the franchise QB back so he can play in games
that don't mean anything.

So why is there so much media coverage because he attended fanfest
and was able to jump and down? Who gives a fuck!

[Crazy Levi]

Jesus Christ Machado.

I am sick and tired of RGIII and the discussions regarding his
surgically repaired knee.
The odds of the Skins putting him on the field during the exhibition season
and slim to none.

There is no need to rush the franchise QB back so he can play in games
that don't mean anything.

So why is there so much media coverage because he attended fanfest
and was able to jump and down? Who gives a fuck!

Face it bitch.

RG3 is the straw that stirs the drink. If he farts audibly, it's gonna make Sportcenter.

The Cowboys, on the other hand, area useless bunch of overpaid rejects who sadly couldn't get arrested at a D-list celebrity pool party.

[Machado]

Jesus Christ Machado.

I am sick and tired of RGIII and the discussions regarding his
surgically repaired knee.
The odds of the Skins putting him on the field during the exhibition season
and slim to none.

There is no need to rush the franchise QB back so he can play in games
that don't mean anything.

So why is there so much media coverage because he attended fanfest
and was able to jump and down? Who gives a fuck!

Face it bitch.

RG3 is the straw that stirs the drink. If he farts audibly, it's gonna make Sportcenter.

The Cowboys, on the other hand, area useless bunch of overpaid rejects who sadly couldn't get arrested at a D-list celebrity pool party.

Neither team won the SB, so as far as I'm concerned, neither team is superior.

ESPN is getting worse and worse.
All that coverage they devoted to Tebow last year and the year before.
Berman gave up taking Cialis because Tebow was all he needed to get a hard on.
This year ESPN and their experts are lining up with a quickness to dismiss Tebow and critique his skills as a QB.
Claiming he never was a QB after all. Oh really. That's not what they pounded into the minds of viewers when he was in Denver and then traded to NY.

[Crazy Levi]

Neither team won the SB, so as far as I'm concerned, neither team is superior.

That's not how I see it...or are you forgetting that December night?



And that November night...



Yeah you must be.

[Facedown]

Dwight Freeney signs with Chargers.

[Crazy Levi]

Im still trying to digest the latest Machado nugget...

If both teams didn't win the Super Bowl, then clearly, neither is superior?

You would have to be bona fide retarded to believe that.

So the 49ers are not superior to the Eagles?

Jesus Christ.

The Redskins swept the Cowboys in convincing, often brutal fashion. I guess you could say that the Redskins aren't superior though, since they didn't win the Super Bowl. You could say that. You'd be completely wrong of course, but hey, whatever.

[eddie lee roth]

The only exception to that rule would be the Colts of course.

[johnk5150]

Jay Cutler has taken 199 sacks. Throw the ball out of bounds dumbass.

[Crazy Levi]

Jay Cutler has taken 199 sacks. Throw the ball out of bounds dumbass.

Let's see you take some snaps behind that line.

He can't throw the ball away every down, I doubt it would help the Bears' offense.

[Machado]

So which city deserves to host the SB in 2016?

SF Bay Area or S. Florida?

Vote is tomorrow.

You would think the SF Bay Area is the clear cut favorite.
Have not hosted a SB since mid 80's
49ers have a brand new stadium that will make it's debut in 2014.

And fuck S. Florida!!!

[Machado]

The San Francisco Bay Area was awarded hosting rights to Super Bowl L in 2016, while Houston will host Super Bowl LI in 2017, commissioner Roger Goodell announced at the NFL's spring owners meetings on Tuesday.

[Machado]

Urlacher retires after 13 seasons with Bears via Twitter

[Crazy Levi]

Urlacher retires after 13 seasons with Bears via Twitter

Nice. Does he get a fake 1 day contract to retire a bear or are the wounds still too fresh?

[Machado]

San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Michael Crabtree suffered a torn Achilles during the team's OTA practice on Tuesday and could miss the entire 2013 season, Mike Garafolo of USA Today reports.

[AliceManson]

Urlacher retires after 13 seasons with Bears via Twitter

Nice. Does he get a fake 1 day contract to retire a bear or are the wounds still too fresh?

Why? Hines Ward retired a Steeler last year months after being cut and testing free agency.

[Crazy Levi]

Urlacher retires after 13 seasons with Bears via Twitter

Nice. Does he get a fake 1 day contract to retire a bear or are the wounds still too fresh?

Why? Hines Ward retired a Steeler last year months after being cut and testing free agency.

The Ulracher situation was a bit nastier than that.

[eddie lee roth]

Exactly and I'm sure he's thinking I should have accepted the offer they gave me originally.

[Facedown]

Hall Of Fame QB Jim Kelly has been diagnosed with upper jaw bone cancer.
Prognosis is good.

[Crazy Levi]

Hall Of Fame QB Jim Kelly has been diagnosed with upper jaw bone cancer.
Prognosis is good.

He should sue the NFL.

[Facedown]

Maybe the pressure on the upper jaw from when the lower jaw kept dropping to the ground after SB losses was too much.

[eddie lee roth]

Between the SB losses his sick kid and now this that poor bastard can't catch a break.

I hope he pulls thru, I can't stand to see that one guy with no lower jaw that's on all the anti tobacco adds I can't imagine what kind of circus sideshow freak Jim would look like with no upper jaw.

[Crazy Levi]

Between the SB losses his sick kid and now this that poor bastard can't catch a break.

I hope he pulls thru, I can't stand to see that one guy with no lower jaw that's on all the anti tobacco adds I can't imagine what kind of circus sideshow freak Jim would look like with no upper jaw.

You are probably thinking of Baltimore Colt Art Donovan.