The NFL Thread

[Machado]

5 Seahawks have been suspended for PED use since 2011

Where is Goodell to draw more attention to the Seahawks and PED
use in Seattle?

Instead he cares more about having an 18 game reg. season.

FUCK YOU ROGER!!!

[MurrayFiend]

Does anyone actually care about PED use in the NFL?

[eddie lee roth]

Tom Brady to Josh McDaniels: "I can't believe Tim told me earlier that the only sex he's had is jerking off to pictures of my wife"

[AliceManson]

Does anyone actually care about PED use in the NFL?

Everyone but the Seacocks, a few Ratbirds and a few Steelers.

[MurrayFiend]

Seacocks. That's good.

[Machado]

Broncos release McGahee

[Machado]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... 59745.html

Atlanta radio hosts fired after making fun of Steve Gleason,
who suffers from ALS
The full 2:14 second audio can be heard here
http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/jun ... eason.html

[MurrayFiend]

I'll tell you, political correctness will be the death of us all.

Nowadays you can't even make fun, for no particular reason, of a guy with a debilitating disease with which approx. 4% of people survive longer than ten years from the onset of it.

[Machado]

Just read that Cowboys C, Phil Costa, proposed
to Brooke Hogan
S.O.B.
This team is jinxed now.

[NeverSurrender]

Just read that Cowboys C, Phil Costa, proposed
to Brooke Hogan
S.O.B.
This team is jinxed now.

Only in JerryWorld, would anybody give a shit about this.

[Crazy Levi]

The Cowboys are right now where the Redskins were 5 years ago. A self-important soap opera that gets plenty of press, has plenty of big names, but is rotten from the inside out and will never rise above an incredibly expensive level of mediocrity.

They need to clean house, and it starts with the owner demoting himself from GM.

[Machado]

Russell has 3 million more reasons to be lazy and stay home for another football season
Former Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell reportedly is still costing his former team money.

The San Francisco Chronicle, citing league sources, reported Tuesday that the Raiders are paying Russell nearly $3 million to settle a dispute over his rookie contract.

Russell signed a six-year, $68 million contract with the Raiders after he was selected No. 1 overall in the 2007 draft.

He was paid $36.4 million during his time with the Raiders and was still owed $3 million when he was released in 2010 after three lackluster seasons. Oakland filed a grievance against Russell seeking to recoup $9.55 million in salary advances, while the quarterback countered with a grievance of his own, saying he was still owed $9 million.

[Facedown]

Not sure what the theme is/was but it appears to be Dynasties, Back-To-Back Champions and Greatest Coaches.
The NFL Network is showing blocks of America's Game and just finished with the Patriots Dynasty.
Funny thing is,

Bill Polian has built two dynasties.

there hasn't been and won't be any COLTS!!! episodes on.
Wonder why that is?

[Machado]

From ESPN.COM
A lifelong Cleveland Browns fan has gone to his final rest, but not before making one last request from the team.

Scott E. Entsminger, 55, of Mansfield, Ohio, died on July 4. Entsminger, a Columbus native, was a musician and a Browns season-ticket holder who wrote a song for the team each year and sent it in, along with his advice on how to run the team.

According to his obituary in the Columbus Dispatch, Entsminger also "respectfully requests six Cleveland Browns pall bearers so the Browns can let him down one last time."

The family also has requested that "everyone" wear their Browns clothing to Entsminger's funeral Tuesday.

No word from the team on that request for pallbearers.

[AliceManson]

Dennard from the Patriots arrested this morning for DUI while on probation for assaulting a cop. Belichick is going to have a stroke.

[Crazy Levi]

Dennard from the Patriots arrested this morning for DUI while on probation for assaulting a cop. Belichick is going to have a stroke.

And so is P13, who can't come in here and make a big deal out of it, due to the fact that he in permenant self-imposed exile after being exposed as a friendless loner who lives with his parents and eats $60 hooker ass.

[Tymaster]

Dennard from the Patriots arrested this morning for DUI while on probation for assaulting a cop. Belichick is going to have a stroke.

And so is P13, who can't come in here and make a big deal out of it, due to the fact that he in permenant self-imposed exile after being exposed as a friendless loner who lives with his parents and eats $60 hooker ass.

The admins know he is lurking, so you and I both know poor little Sixxvette is DYING to post...

What a loser!

[WTF]

Dennard was arrested in Nebraska. Maybe he was getting a jump on finding out where Scully's Shooters is.

[johnk5150]

Daunte Culpepper just lost his 3 million dollar house to foreclosure.

[Facedown]

Dennard from the Patriots arrested this morning for DUI while on probation for assaulting a cop. Belichick is going to have a stroke.

And so is P13, who can't come in here and make a big deal out of it, due to the fact that he in permenant self-imposed exile after being exposed as a friendless loner who lives with his parents and eats $60 hooker ass.

And now with RGIII possibly involved in a sexting scandal, lil p is on the verge of an aneurysm.

[Crazy Levi]

Dennard from the Patriots arrested this morning for DUI while on probation for assaulting a cop. Belichick is going to have a stroke.

And so is P13, who can't come in here and make a big deal out of it, due to the fact that he in permenant self-imposed exile after being exposed as a friendless loner who lives with his parents and eats $60 hooker ass.

And now with RGIII possibly involved in a sexting scandal, lil p is on the verge of an aneurysm.

You don't say?!

[johnk5150]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap100000 ... super-bowl

Someone isn't going to be a very good retiree.

[Machado]

How did P13 miss this story? News should have been posted by him already.
P13 is pre-occupied with the ho's in his hood

The Indianapolis Colts' offseason of discontent continued Thursday with the NFL handing down an eight-game suspension to tight end Weslye Saunders, according to an NFL spokesman. It was his second violation of the league's policy on performance-enhancing substances.
Previously, second-year wide receiver LaVon Brazill was suspended four games for his second violation of the league's substance abuse policy. Third-year safety Joe Lefeged was arrested on gun-related charges after a traffic stop in Washington, D.C. The case has been continued.

[Facedown]

COLTS!!! players cheated?

[Crazy Levi]

Mark my words:

Colts will take a big step back this season. Their offseason has been disastrous with then overpaying for mediocre talent, and now this.

And without their number one fan distributing Colts propaganda on Sludge, player confidence is sure to plummet.

[Tymaster]

Mark my words:

Colts will take a big step back this season. Their offseason has been disastrous with then overpaying for mediocre talent, and now this.

And without their number one fan distributing Colts propaganda on Sludge, player confidence is sure to plummet.

The constant "WE" references as if he were a part of the team will not be missed. Chastising him for having never played a down of organized football at any level will be missed however.

[eddie lee roth]

Mark my words:

Colts will take a big step back this season. Their offseason has been disastrous with then overpaying for mediocre talent, and now this.

And without their number one fan distributing Colts propaganda on Sludge, player confidence is sure to plummet.

Just to be sure I'm still going to root against them and I'll be be cheering for cancer also, old habits are hard to break.

[Facedown]

Jaworski has ranked last years Manning (Peyton) over last years Brady in his QB rankings.
If that isn't the final straw to lure p13 out of hiding then nothing will......and he'll be a pussy.

[johnk5150]

Jesus, I just heard that Liberace lost his virginity to a Green Bay Packer.

Must be because the Colts were still in Baltimore.

[Machado]

P13 & Aaron Rodgers have something in common: They each welch on bets



Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers should be several million dollars poorer today. And some guy named Todd Sutton should be that much richer.

All because Milwaukee Brewers star Ryan Braun was suspended for 65 games Monday for multiple violations of baseball's drug policy. And because of a now-deleted bet between Rodgers and Sutton last year.

Back in February 2012, Braun had a 50-game suspension for basically the same charges overturned, with an arbitration panel finding concerns with the way the player's urine samples were handled. There's a widespread belief that Braun got off on a technicality.

Rodgers was not one of those people. He went on a Twitter rant at the time in support of his fellow Wisconsin sports star:


In a now-deleted exchange that you can see above thanks to the folks at Yahoo! Sports, Sutton challenged Rodgers: "you really believe he didn't [use] PEDs????#delusional"

Rodgers responded: "ya I'd put my salary next year on it."

Not a peep from Rodgers on Twitter since the Braun news broke Monday. And the only mention on Sutton's feed has been this retweet: