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sin wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:Every year, I wait until directtv adds this to my bill automatically because I had it the year before. And every year I call and bitch and get it for less than half price.
Yep, they did it to me this year. Unfortunately I am going without this year. I wanted to get my normal rate lower, so I had to sacrifice.

You cancelled and they didn't offer to lower it for you?
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sin wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:Every year, I wait until directtv adds this to my bill automatically because I had it the year before. And every year I call and bitch and get it for less than half price.
Yep, they did it to me this year. Unfortunately I am going without this year. I wanted to get my normal rate lower, so I had to sacrifice.

You cancelled and they didn't offer to lower it for you?
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NeverSurrender wrote:
sin wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:Every year, I wait until directtv adds this to my bill automatically because I had it the year before. And every year I call and bitch and get it for less than half price.
Yep, they did it to me this year. Unfortunately I am going without this year. I wanted to get my normal rate lower, so I had to sacrifice.

You cancelled and they didn't offer to lower it for you?
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Haven't you seen the commercials about the "free" NFL packages offer from
DTV??
Get on the phone and demand the NFL packages for no cost.
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I'm sure the overwhelming majority of teams practice this, but I dislike the move with a passion.
A team should be penalized for this and the "dedicated injured player" should be ejected from the game.


Former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, now an analyst for Fox Sports 1, lifted the lid Tuesday off a commonly used practice in college and the NFL.


Urlacher revealed that, during his tenure with the Bears, the team -- like other clubs around the league -- would fake injuries to slow high-powered offenses.

"We had a guy who was the designated dive guy," Urlacher said, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

Urlacher went on to say that a Bears coach would simulate the diving motion a swimmer makes with his arms, and the player designated as the dive guy "would get hurt."

Urlacher said the team wasn't coached on how to fake injuries but said the practice was part of the Bears' game plan.
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Machado wrote:I'm sure the overwhelming majority of teams practice this, but I dislike the move with a passion.
A team should be penalized for this and the "dedicated injured player" should be ejected from the game.


Former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, now an analyst for Fox Sports 1, lifted the lid Tuesday off a commonly used practice in college and the NFL.


Urlacher revealed that, during his tenure with the Bears, the team -- like other clubs around the league -- would fake injuries to slow high-powered offenses.

"We had a guy who was the designated dive guy," Urlacher said, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

Urlacher went on to say that a Bears coach would simulate the diving motion a swimmer makes with his arms, and the player designated as the dive guy "would get hurt."

Urlacher said the team wasn't coached on how to fake injuries but said the practice was part of the Bears' game plan.
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Gronkowski off the PUP list.

Have that man tested.
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johnk5150 wrote:Gronkowski off the PUP list.

Have that man tested.

I don't think that means hes going to play. If he stays on it, I don't think he can play will week 6 or 7.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Gronkowski off the PUP list.

Have that man tested.

I don't think that means hes going to play. If he stays on it, I don't think he can play will week 6 or 7.
Got it. Question. If they make him inactive week one can they snag one of their practice squad players?
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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johnk5150 wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Gronkowski off the PUP list.

Have that man tested.

I don't think that means hes going to play. If he stays on it, I don't think he can play will week 6 or 7.
Got it. Question. If they make him inactive week one can they snag one of their practice squad players?
I may be wrong, but I am pretty sure that you can't do that unless they are PUP or IR. I assume Gronk will be on the Inactive list til he's cleared to play. Teams are supposed to have a list of 8 Inactive players each game, whether the players are injured or not. I think.
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WTF wrote:
I may be wrong, but I am pretty sure that you can't do that unless they are PUP or IR. I assume Gronk will be on the Inactive list til he's cleared to play. Teams are supposed to have a list of 8 Inactive players each game, whether the players are injured or not. I think.
Speaking of the number of players that are active on gameday, does anybody else here think that number should be increased from the current
45 players allowed to dress per game?

This might be a rule that is outdated and in need of change. Why not have the team dress 49 or 50 players for each game???
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How many of you here place regular
wagers on NFL games?

A friend of mine has been placing bets via an online site for several years. I'm finally taking the plunge and opening an account for myself since this site lifted the ban on "new customers" from USA.
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I am SO FUCKING AMPED for this game. Leaving work early, too!

GO BRONCOS!!!
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A couple more seasons and this shit will fully look like arena ball.

And the Ravens are in trouble.
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NeverSurrender wrote: And the Ravens are in trouble.
But Joe Flacco is in the same league as Peyton, Brady and Rodgers. He can carry the team himself. :lol:
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Machado wrote:Image

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't watch the whole game, did they count this?
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I don't know that the Ravens are in trouble. Early to say anyway.

NFL is a long season. And by week 6 the results of week 1 are often completely forgotten.

Half the teams in the league are going to be 0-1 by Tuesday.

And no they didn't count that. It was a touchback. Dude is probably taking some well deserved abhse from coaches and teammates for that.
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Machado wrote:Image

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't watch the whole game, did they count this?
No TD
Ruled a touchback.
To make matters worse, Denver LB Wesley Woodyard
hobbled off the field with an injury because he was trying to recover
the loose ball in the end zone
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They teach you in Pop Warner to run over the fat line with the orange cones on either side.

But they're so hyped up and thinking about dancing, that he forgets all about that.
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NeverSurrender wrote:They teach you in Pop Warner to run over the fat line with the orange cones on either side.

But they're so hyped up and thinking about dancing, that he forgets all about that.
If you see the footage of the entire play, this moron did dance in the back of the end zone.
They he appeared to confront a teammate when that player informed him he dropped the ball prior to scoring.

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Machado wrote: No TD
Ruled a touchback.
To make matters worse, Denver LB Wesley Woodyard
hobbled off the field with an injury because he was trying to recover
the loose ball in the end zone
WTF was Woodyard doing trying to pick the ball up instead of jumping on it?
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WTF wrote:
Machado wrote: No TD
Ruled a touchback.
To make matters worse, Denver LB Wesley Woodyard
hobbled off the field with an injury because he was trying to recover
the loose ball in the end zone
WTF was Woodyard doing trying to pick the ball up instead of jumping on it?
The only footage I saw of the game was this footage of the non-TD.
I have not seen any footage of how many players attempted to recover
the ball or what specifically Woodyard did
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Machado wrote:
The only footage I saw of the game was this footage of the non-TD.
I have not seen any footage of how many players attempted to recover
the ball or what specifically Woodyard did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... 5dZc#t=168

Go to the 2:45 mark.
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WTF wrote:
Machado wrote:
The only footage I saw of the game was this footage of the non-TD.
I have not seen any footage of how many players attempted to recover
the ball or what specifically Woodyard did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... 5dZc#t=168

Go to the 2:45 mark.
FUCK!
How did his lower leg not break. That had compound fracture written all over it.
All because his ignorant teammate had to showboat into the endzone.
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Remember when Art Rooney fired Bruce Arians and hired Todd Haley? Working out great, the Steelers offense looks sharp.
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Not sure what's worse, Christian Ponder or the Vikings defense.


But Bill Musgrave is worse than both of them.
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Groundhog Day continues for the Panthers. :|
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So AP gets 78 yards on the first play of the game, and then 15 yards over the next 3.95 quarters?

What happened?

Jets game was fun. Love when Tampa loses their coach is an idiot.
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At least Gay Bay lost. That salvaged about the worst week of football in my life. At least my high school team won.
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