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At least we had the chance to enjoy Christian's fantastic title run.
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Christian was just a transition champion, as have many many workers before him. He'll get it back. Vince knows a face Christian chasing a heel Orton for the title draws better ratings than any Smackdown heel chasing a face Christian for the title. He'll have it back (probably a couple of times) before WM 2012
So those redneck, never better at anything than #2, Hogans nuts swinging DIXIE DUMBASS FUCKING IDIOTS finally realized with so much stupid talking on IMPACT weekly that being branded TOTAL - NONSTOP - WRESTLING was a motherfucking total lie.... huh?!
LOSE TENAY and TAZZ from the announce table.... fucking dumb asses!
GIVE PAUL E ANOTHER CALL...
So those redneck, never better at anything than #2, Hogans nuts swinging DIXIE DUMBASS FUCKING IDIOTS finally realized with so much stupid talking on IMPACT weekly that being branded TOTAL - NONSTOP - WRESTLING was a motherfucking total lie.... huh?!
LOSE TENAY and TAZZ from the announce table.... fucking dumb asses!
GIVE PAUL E ANOTHER CALL...
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PAUL E FOR ANNONCER.Subhuman Yeti wrote:Christian was just a transition champion, as have many many workers before him. He'll get it back. Vince knows a face Christian chasing a heel Orton for the title draws better ratings than any Smackdown heel chasing a face Christian for the title. He'll have it back (probably a couple of times) before WM 2012
So those redneck, never better at anything than #2, Hogans nuts swinging DIXIE DUMBASS FUCKING IDIOTS finally realized with so much stupid talking on IMPACT weekly that being branded TOTAL - NONSTOP - WRESTLING was a motherfucking total lie.... huh?!
LOSE TENAY and TAZZ from the announce table.... fucking dumb asses!
GIVE PAUL E ANOTHER CALL...

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THIS IS COMPLETE BS!!
As many of you may now know, the top story on the internet today is the fact that Randy Orton defeated Christian at the Smackdown taping last night to become the new World Heavyweight Champion.
After speaking to several key WWE insiders, WrestleZone can now provide details behind why WWE decided to book this major title change just days after Christian won the title at Extreme Rules.
To begin with, as we exclusively reported several days ago, Randy Orton is set to become the focal point of the Smackdown brand, and the entire Friday night show will be centered around him from both a marketing and creative standpoint. Orton's position on Smackdown can be compared to John Cena's position on Raw, as WWE looks at both talents as the creative centers of their respective brands.
Additionally, we were told that Christian's title win at Extreme Rules was done not so much as a "well deserved win for Christian," but much more so that a big moment could be made for Edge at the PPV. "Vince [McMahon] could smell, touch and taste a moment between Edge and Christian celebrating on PPV, and that's the major reason why Christian was awarded the title." This dispels any conspiracy theories that Christian was awarded the title to keep it on Smackdown, as we were told it would have been very easy for WWE to throw a third party into the Extreme Rules match which would have kept the title off Christian and still on Smackdown.
As to the question of why WWE stripped Christian of the title so shortly after his win at Extreme Rules, WZ was told that no one in WWE with any kind of influence values Christian as a top money draw for the company. Christian is well liked, and is considered, as we were told, "a reliable hand," but when it comes to being a top player in WWE, Vince McMahon has absolutely no faith in him.
Brian Gewirtz, who is the head writer on Raw, and also oversees the entire writing staff in general, which means he does have influence on the direction of Smackdown, is said to be a big supporter of Christian, but other than him, there appears to be no other members of WWE's top brass that consider Christian to be a major player. And yet, we're told by our key WWE insider that even Gewirtz wouldn't speak up for Christian as a top draw. "Brian knows Christian is a very entertaining wrestler," we were told, "but even he knows Christian should not be the number one guy on either brand."
As we said, however, Christian is still considered to be a quality worker and a reliable hand for WWE, and we were even told that a possible producer/agent position might be available for him when his wrestling days are over, but as far as Christian ever working at the top of a WWE brand, that seems to be a very unlikely possibility.
As many of you may now know, the top story on the internet today is the fact that Randy Orton defeated Christian at the Smackdown taping last night to become the new World Heavyweight Champion.
After speaking to several key WWE insiders, WrestleZone can now provide details behind why WWE decided to book this major title change just days after Christian won the title at Extreme Rules.
To begin with, as we exclusively reported several days ago, Randy Orton is set to become the focal point of the Smackdown brand, and the entire Friday night show will be centered around him from both a marketing and creative standpoint. Orton's position on Smackdown can be compared to John Cena's position on Raw, as WWE looks at both talents as the creative centers of their respective brands.
Additionally, we were told that Christian's title win at Extreme Rules was done not so much as a "well deserved win for Christian," but much more so that a big moment could be made for Edge at the PPV. "Vince [McMahon] could smell, touch and taste a moment between Edge and Christian celebrating on PPV, and that's the major reason why Christian was awarded the title." This dispels any conspiracy theories that Christian was awarded the title to keep it on Smackdown, as we were told it would have been very easy for WWE to throw a third party into the Extreme Rules match which would have kept the title off Christian and still on Smackdown.
As to the question of why WWE stripped Christian of the title so shortly after his win at Extreme Rules, WZ was told that no one in WWE with any kind of influence values Christian as a top money draw for the company. Christian is well liked, and is considered, as we were told, "a reliable hand," but when it comes to being a top player in WWE, Vince McMahon has absolutely no faith in him.
Brian Gewirtz, who is the head writer on Raw, and also oversees the entire writing staff in general, which means he does have influence on the direction of Smackdown, is said to be a big supporter of Christian, but other than him, there appears to be no other members of WWE's top brass that consider Christian to be a major player. And yet, we're told by our key WWE insider that even Gewirtz wouldn't speak up for Christian as a top draw. "Brian knows Christian is a very entertaining wrestler," we were told, "but even he knows Christian should not be the number one guy on either brand."
As we said, however, Christian is still considered to be a quality worker and a reliable hand for WWE, and we were even told that a possible producer/agent position might be available for him when his wrestling days are over, but as far as Christian ever working at the top of a WWE brand, that seems to be a very unlikely possibility.

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I decided to watch raw this monday, and between that terrible show and smackdown's spoilers, I'm done watching wrestling unless some kind of massive change comes.

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As if I needed another reason to further avoid Smackdown.
Orton = really really really boring
The only changes you can expect in the WWE is when Vince dies.
Really dies... not just another one of his stupid death angles.
Orton = really really really boring
The only changes you can expect in the WWE is when Vince dies.
Really dies... not just another one of his stupid death angles.
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I can't think of any particular reason to ever watch Smackdown. Orton dominating everyone is yet another reason not to watch. I was somewhat interested with Christian winning the belt and with Sheamus going over there, but they jobbed both men out in the past week.Subhuman Yeti wrote:As if I needed another reason to further avoid Smackdown.
Orton = really really really boring
The only changes you can expect in the WWE is when Vince dies.
Really dies... not just another one of his stupid death angles.

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Oh c'mon guys when Orton acts like he's a snake that's so entertaing
Santino's cobra routine is more belivable.

Santino's cobra routine is more belivable.

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eddie lee roth wrote:Oh c'mon guys when Orton acts like he's a snake that's so entertaing![]()
Santino's cobra routine is more belivable.
I've said that here before also..the whole Orton slither/banging his fists on the mat shit..
Santino is the MAN!!..he is probably one of the smarter guys in wrestling..not to mention one of the funniest..intentionally funny..not like Orton's snake gimmick.. fucking Viper

Kinda reminds me of when Shamrock used to SNAP! and automatically get somebody in the ankle lock..I used to laugh like hell at that one..
Four out of five voices in my head tell me to go for it..
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Christian needs to leave again. He got screwed.
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Christian is not HUGE, he's not EXTREMELY talented and he's not a real ASSHOLE...
Why did he FOOLISHLY think Vince was actually going to give him any real RESPECT this time?
He was much better off being a mid carder with much much less travel while working for Dixie's SHITPACT
Why did he FOOLISHLY think Vince was actually going to give him any real RESPECT this time?



He was much better off being a mid carder with much much less travel while working for Dixie's SHITPACT
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As noted before, former WWE star Shane Helms and his girlfriend were in a motorcycle accident near their home in North Carolina last night.
Big Daddy Donnie of Tha O Show reports that Helms and his girlfriend had to be airlifted to a hospital and in addition to Helms suffering a broken leg and broken ankle, his nose is also broken, and his jaw may have been dislocated. Helms has received over 200 stitches. Donnie also reports that his girlfriend Karen broke her neck.
Our best wishes go out to the two.
Big Daddy Donnie of Tha O Show reports that Helms and his girlfriend had to be airlifted to a hospital and in addition to Helms suffering a broken leg and broken ankle, his nose is also broken, and his jaw may have been dislocated. Helms has received over 200 stitches. Donnie also reports that his girlfriend Karen broke her neck.
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Angry Jew wrote:The difference is TNA is focusing on WRESTLING whereas WWE is trying to distance themselves from it.LAglamrocker wrote:funny, WWE makes news about there name, and TNA does the samething
why not call it Impact Wrestling Entertainment or IWE
TNA needs to just call itself "Old guys, spotfests, and run-ins."
They also needs to dedicate the entire first hour to Ms. Teschemacher. Nigga god damn!!
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Just posted on a wrestling message board I read on show nights:

Easily the best match of christians title run.

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Space Bear wrote:Just posted on a wrestling message board I read on show nights:
Easily the best match of christians title run.



I literally LOL'd at that...
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I've also said many times before that Orton is just like his dad a natural heel.Dawg5man wrote:eddie lee roth wrote:Oh c'mon guys when Orton acts like he's a snake that's so entertaing![]()
Santino's cobra routine is more belivable.
I've said that here before also..the whole Orton slither/banging his fists on the mat shit..
Santino is the MAN!!..he is probably one of the smarter guys in wrestling..not to mention one of the funniest..intentionally funny..not like Orton's snake gimmick.. fucking Viper![]()
Kinda reminds me of when Shamrock used to SNAP! and automatically get somebody in the ankle lock..I used to laugh like hell at that one..
They always say one of the best ways to get over is to use some truth to who you really are well Orton is known to be an asshole backstage,got kicked out of the military I mean c'mon how hard could it be to hate somebody who acts like an ass and badmouth's the military he could be one of the most hated heels of all time,but know he's a pretty boy and the teenage girls think he's a dreamboat give me a fuckin break.

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Holy fuck, this is great... Chris Jericho as Thor! And even more Chris Jericho as Thor!
I love that dude.
I love that dude.
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That's funny.Space Bear wrote:Just posted on a wrestling message board I read on show nights:
Easily the best match of christians title run.

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I hope Shane Helms is ok.
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http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/09/shane-hel ... -accident/ozzyrulz777 wrote:I hope Shane Helms is ok.
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edit all you want, Im glad Sin Cara is on Smackdown!(the better show, the one without Cena)
Jani Lane and Bret Michaels should form a band called "Nelson II"
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I don't know about you, but the Lawler vs. Cole "fight" involving the tie was pretty damn funny.

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The feud finally paid off. Now we forever have this:Captain Morgan wrote:I don't know about you, but the Lawler vs. Cole "fight" involving the tie was pretty damn funny.

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THANK YOU.Space Bear wrote:The feud finally paid off. Now we forever have this:Captain Morgan wrote:I don't know about you, but the Lawler vs. Cole "fight" involving the tie was pretty damn funny.

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"Goddamn double standard."


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I hope after this last match Cole is gone forever.
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Outspoken celebrity blogger Perez Hilton posted an article on www.FitPerez.com concerning Chyna's return to the squared circle.
"The Ninth Wonder of The World" debuted for TNA Wrestling at last Tuesday's iMPACT! taping in Orlando, Florida. The former WWE Diva was revealed as Kurt Angle's "mistress" and will be competing in a mixed tag team match with Kurt Angle against Jeff and Karen Jarrett at TNA Sacrifice this Sunday.
According to Hilton, Vince McMahon was considering placing Chyna in the WWE Hall of Fame, but has since dismissed the idea due to her association with the rival promotion. Hilton adds McMahon is furious with her decision to join TNA.
TMZ.com reported last week that Chyna has not signed a contract with TNA Wrestling as she is currently working on a "handshake deal" with a "very, very short leash."
Chyna is off to a good start so far as sources within TNA Wrestling say she exceeded expectations in regards to how she handled herself backstage at the event.
"Chyna was very well liked," said one TNA source. Another source added, "She was great." It was also noted that she has mellowed out.
Chyna made a second wrestling related appearance at last Saturday's "Legends of the Ring" convention in Monroe, New Jersey. She appeared healthy and in good spirits.
"The Ninth Wonder of The World" debuted for TNA Wrestling at last Tuesday's iMPACT! taping in Orlando, Florida. The former WWE Diva was revealed as Kurt Angle's "mistress" and will be competing in a mixed tag team match with Kurt Angle against Jeff and Karen Jarrett at TNA Sacrifice this Sunday.
According to Hilton, Vince McMahon was considering placing Chyna in the WWE Hall of Fame, but has since dismissed the idea due to her association with the rival promotion. Hilton adds McMahon is furious with her decision to join TNA.
TMZ.com reported last week that Chyna has not signed a contract with TNA Wrestling as she is currently working on a "handshake deal" with a "very, very short leash."
Chyna is off to a good start so far as sources within TNA Wrestling say she exceeded expectations in regards to how she handled herself backstage at the event.
"Chyna was very well liked," said one TNA source. Another source added, "She was great." It was also noted that she has mellowed out.
Chyna made a second wrestling related appearance at last Saturday's "Legends of the Ring" convention in Monroe, New Jersey. She appeared healthy and in good spirits.
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Kurt Angle posted the following on Twitter:
"much negativity goin round @ Olympic comeback.I truly am getting ready.Don't compare it to my Ufc- mma attempts,We couldn't agree on "terms" Terms that were about $ and starting dates.Olympics will be on My "terms". Nobody elses'.It's not for Publicity or I would tweet it everyday To the naysayers, believe what U want. But "I" am in control of this. Nobody else. My nephew and I started training for it. As long as I stay injury free,I am going for it.Tna's backing Me.It won't be easy. Probably harder than Mma. But at least its under my terms I am signing a 3 1/2 Guarantee Contract with Tna. I will be compensated Higher than Wwe. I am Proud to be in Tna. Thank You Dixie!!! Also thanks to Tna for allowing Me to go for Olympics. Impact Wrestling is the the Best. Believe it or not!!!!"
"much negativity goin round @ Olympic comeback.I truly am getting ready.Don't compare it to my Ufc- mma attempts,We couldn't agree on "terms" Terms that were about $ and starting dates.Olympics will be on My "terms". Nobody elses'.It's not for Publicity or I would tweet it everyday To the naysayers, believe what U want. But "I" am in control of this. Nobody else. My nephew and I started training for it. As long as I stay injury free,I am going for it.Tna's backing Me.It won't be easy. Probably harder than Mma. But at least its under my terms I am signing a 3 1/2 Guarantee Contract with Tna. I will be compensated Higher than Wwe. I am Proud to be in Tna. Thank You Dixie!!! Also thanks to Tna for allowing Me to go for Olympics. Impact Wrestling is the the Best. Believe it or not!!!!"
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