The New (Spam Free) Never Ending Wrestling Thread

[LAglamrocker]

the winner should get to leave the TNA prison
more people will be in Boston Garden for Raw then watching tonights pay per view(including free over the internet)

CM Punks boyfriend Colt Cabana is going to be at Money In The Bank


hopefully Bret Hart shows up screws Cena, Punk wins and leaves with the belt

[Space Bear]

CM Punk.

Fuckin' A.

[Royal Dudeness]

CM Punk.

Fuckin' A.

CM Punk completely outdid himself tonight. This guy is money in the bank (pun intended). I have never enjoyed a wrestler on the mic this much before.

Other wrestlers were entertaining on the mic, but he blows all the greats away. Austin, The Rock, Hogan, Macho Man, Flair...

I sound like a fucking child, but watching Punk actually makes you suspend belief and think to yourself, "is this shit real?"

[slash4pres]

any vids yet? I missed it.

[Royal Dudeness]

Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUVUtA7c ... er&list=UL

Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTiDQ7im36s

[Subhuman Yeti]

Royal Dudeness

You're still a fucking piece of shit

[eddie lee roth]

This is just a guess but here's a way I see things going down.
When C.M. Punk 1st gave his promo that got him suspended he had a stone cold t-shirt on.
Last night there were two contracts Vince's which all ready had his signature and Punk's which didn't have Vince's signature.
We all know C.M. Punks contract was never going to get signed with all of it's demands it was there for storyline purposes only.
C.M. Punk tore up only one contract last night which will turn out to be his.
Somehow Vince screws C.M. Punk at the PPV ala Montreal screwjob.
The next night while Vince gloats about what he did C.M. Punk shows up with Vince's contract signed and vows revenge against Vince,Cena,the entire WWE basically.
He becomes the new stone cold type wrestler that battles it out with authority.
The list could be long and have many great storylines he's all ready said shit about Vince,Stephanie,HHH,Cena,the Rock,etc.
Of course this would probably never happen as it makes too much sense.

[nakedmadman]

Actually, it makes perfect sense, and very well could happen... Especially when you concider that the E's writing team has 0 imagination and only do well when rehashing old ideas.
" Guys, Daddy wants a new angle, a SUCESSFUL angle, what can we do?"
"Well, CM Punk's contract is coming up, let's write in a disgruntled employee angle, ala Steve Austin and give him some mic time"
"Exellent idea. Make it happen"

[kylel]

Why are people chanting colt cabana during punk promos??

[ozzyrulz777]

CM Punk shows what a great wrestler SHOULD be.

[ParaDime77]

Why are people chanting colt cabana during punk promos??

Punk and Colt Cabana are best friends that broke into the business together. Ironically, Cabana was canned from WWE for being too Jewish in appearance. Ironically, he will be at Sunday's Money In The Bank PPV.

[Angry Jew]

Anyone else see Punk coming back at Royal Rumble?

[Angry Jew]

Ironically, Cabana was canned from WWE for being too Jewish in appearance

[Kid-Wicked]

it's been a long time since vince hit a home run with angles.

he's got 2 right now with punk and r. truth.

[Royal Dudeness]

it's been a long time since vince hit a home run with angles.

he's got 2 right now with punk and r. truth.

Definitely. RAW has become a must watch show for me again. CM Punk's mic work last night trumps pretty much anything from the past 5 years at least

[slash4pres]

Punk has been golden lately, I stopped watching after Christian lost his title in a day, but I might have to start again.

[Subhuman Yeti]

Except for R Truth and CM Punk, RAW isn't worth watching... and they are entertaining... but many of you wankers obviously haven't seen anything real hardcore ECW-style in years... if ever.

So some actually decent creative mic work a few minutes a night is blowing your little minds.



Oh God, start missing work on Monday nights again! Someone else will telemarket dildos to Florida. RAW is 1/10th good every week now.


It does has a few segments that are better than RAW has been in a long while... as I said... 1/10th of the whole 2-3 hour show.


But seriously... that is the best fucking TV show Vince, Tits, Nose and Kevin Dunn, Dunn Dunn Dunn and the rest of the dorky Creative Team can book and produce - storyline, promo and ring work wise???

[Garbageman]

I give you the John Cena lawn gnome!



Sign of the apocalypse or sign the WWE may be jobbing Cena on Sunday, you decide.

[Subhuman Yeti]

....PUNT!

[eddie lee roth]

C.M. Punk isn't the only one showing up Cena on the mic.
Check out what The Rock had to say about Cena and the recent Australia tour.
Damn that was every bit as good as what Punk has been saying lately.
http://www.whosay.com/DwayneJohnson/videos/46340

[TheCULTofMANSON]

Destination x was awesome,as was sting winning back the belt tonight!go tna/impact!

[Subhuman Yeti]

With new eps of Futurama and Ugly Americans I totally spaced on IMPACT.



I'm sure I didn't miss anything that was good, or that they won't repeat highlights of next week, or that isn't already sliced up into clips all over YouTube...

But it probably wasn't really that fucking good anyway... and that's just the way it is with Hogan and the badly booked Impact Stooges.

[LAglamrocker]

the Vince,Punk thing is awesome but not as great as it should be.

So Punk wants a "private" jet to stay? thats lame. You would think he would want control over signing his friends from the indie scene.

He should of said closing Raw, "come Monday im taking my talents to Orlando"

how many times has TNA belt changed this year alone, its a bigger joke then ever

[Monty610]

how many times has TNA belt changed this year alone, its a bigger joke then ever

What's worse is that they can't keep a title belt for more than a few months at a time. The "REAL" belt if there is such a thing there is still around Eric Young's waist because he "found it in the trash". We all know wrestling isn't real but when they don't even care enough about continuity/believability to pretend NO ONE in the organization would give a fuck about a belt that supposedly was "worth" a lot of money being carried around by the resident retard.

Don't get me started on the Hardy monstrosity. That's the whole reason EY is running around with the "real" belt in the first place.

And then they go and change the name of the company to "Impact Wrestling" but their current title belt (which does not look as good as the one Eric Young wears) says T-N-A in big bold letters!

That company cannot get ANYTHING right...

[Angry Jew]

Post your predictions for the MITB PPV:

Rey Mysterio vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Alex Riley vs. R-Truth vs. The Miz vs. Evan Bourne vs. Jack Swagger in Raw's Money in the Bank ladder match
Del Rio wins


Kelly Kelly (c) vs. Brie Bella for the WWE Divas Championship
Kelly pins Brie


Big Show vs. Mark Henry
Show pins Henry


Randy Orton (c) vs. Christian for the World Heavyweight Championship. If Orton gets disqualified or the referee makes a "bad call", Christian automatically wins the title.
Orton gets DQd and Christian wins the belt

Kane vs. Sin Cara vs. Daniel Bryan vs. Wade Barrett vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Justin Gabriel vs. Heath Slater vs. Sheamus in SmackDown's Money in the Bank ladder match
Barrett wins

John Cena (c) vs. CM Punk for the WWE Championship. If Punk "leaves Chicago with the title", Cena will be fired.
Cena pins Punk

[Angry Jew]

I'm sure only TCOM cares but I'm planning to go to Bound For Glory In Philly. This will be my 4th TNA PPV (Lockdown 09,10,11 as well)
Right now I'm thinking Sting/Hogan and Hogan goes back to the red & yellow after the match. Jeff Hardy has to be on I think as a returning top babyface.
At the TNA Basebrawl show I went to, Hardy shirts far outnumbered any other wrestler and neither was even advertised to be there.

[Angry Jew]

Chavo Guerrero took John Cena's wrestling ability to task today on Twitter after the master of the Five Knuckle Shuffle declared earlier in the day that people will talk about his match with CM Punk tomorrow at Money in the Bank for years to come. He challenges the WWE Champion to think outside the box and not do the "BS lazy comeback" he does in "every match" because the fans deserve better. The third generation grappler also took a parting shot at The Miz during his near half-hour diatribe.

Guerrero wrote:

"Ok, don't 'Fin' say that people will talk about this for years if you're going to let Punk do all the work and not deliver at the PPV, Cena. I am tired and I know fans are tired of WWE Superstars talking big and not delivering. We don't want to see someone just in a fight. And frankly no one believes it anymore. If Miz can kick your ass then the clerk at the store can kick your ass, so please deliver if you say that..

People will remember this PPV. You know Punk will bring 'it'. I've been in the ring with both of you and Punk has 'it'. Cena you have mic skills yes but if you think people believe your BS lazy comeback that you do exactly the same every match then you are mistaken. Eddie and I taught you different. We never said 'get lazy' and do the damn thing every night. We always said 'think out of the box' and give the fans what they deserve and not rely on the 'machine' to 'get you over'.

I hope this lights a fire under your ass and you deliver this Sunday. Don't just rest on you being over cause you are and that is easy. Challenge yourself and give the fans what they deserve. That's why they boo you. Because they aren't stupid. They know what they pay for and the 'great' promo guy but the shitty 'match' guy that you have become is not what they want. I understand 'longevity' but at the sacrifice of the fans trust is not worth it. Deliver on your fans and deliver on why you got into this business. Eventually the fans that you have gained with from the purple t-shirts will turn on you. Take a lesson from the Hulkster. Give the fans there $ worth and don't become just another 'promo' guy. I know you love this biz and don't get distracted from the McMahon $. Deliver please!! Have enough respect for your fans because without them, you're working at a fast food chain.

Love you man and I support you and hope you see this because I know Punk will and I know he's going to bring it because he's got nothing to lose!"

[LAglamrocker]

Punk vs Cena
like to see: with Vince coming to the ring after many attempts of Punk pinning Cena. Vince takes out Punk from the outside, then throws Punk in for Cena to cover him, the ref couts to 2, but stops the count. Ref looks at Vince. Punk cheats takes Cena down and the ref counts to 3 for Punk. Punk runs out, leaving Vince and Cena in the ring in shock as the event ends.

Money in Bank
like to see: Wade win. Seems like WWE is in love with Goldusts brother he will win. Its to early for Sin Cara but Vince might have him win to cash it in at Smackdown in Mexico in October.

Money in Bank
R-Truth to win, then he will cash it in vs the Smackdown champion at a later date.

Orton over Christian

Big Show over Henry by DQ, they will make Henry look good

Punk is signed for many years. Vince would never allow a wrestler to get hype for an event then leave. He would never allow Punk to speak "free" if not under contract longterm. Punk might leave for a short while, then comeback. But he is under contract


Sting didnt sign with WWE so he could feud with Hogan in 2011, what a fucking loser. Sting stay away from WWE. Wonder what Hogan was thinking in Buffalo as he walked to the ring "damn WWE only had 14500 more for Raw a few months back" i bet he cries every night after all the Basebrawls

[Sinderella]

annnnnnd Sin Cara is broken in half....

[LAglamrocker]

money free
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its Sting free!