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demolition23 wrote:
Peterbilt wrote: The Eagles are a terrible team now all of a sudden?
All of a sudden?
They were 8-8 in 2011, 4-12 last year, and this year they'd beaten a disappointing Redskins team and lost to the Chargers.

So no, not 'all of a sudden'.
I was just saying they were supposed to be hot shit this year according to the media. Either way, I don't give a fuck. The Chiefs are undefeated. The Eagles aren't.
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I really wish I hadn't paid for the NFL ticket this season. I don't really want to watch the Vikngs anymore. For the first time since I can remember.
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Solid win for Dallas today.
Romo thre 3 TD's with zoer Int's and Murray had his first 100 yard rushing game since game 1 of last season
6 Sacks by the defense. Led by Ware with 2.
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The Browns can't even tank correctly. :lol:
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It was looking like a rough day with United getting spanked by City and Miami down at half time. I forgot about the second half until just now and looked it up on NFL.com, and to my surprise saw a Dolphins victory.
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Everyone has to know The NFL is fake. It's as scripted as the WWE. I was a Steelers fan for 34 years, I know the last two Super Bowls were handed to them.
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Looks like the AFC has caught up to the NFC.
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Tenacious_Dio wrote:Looks like the AFC has caught up to the NFC.

The Steelers SUCK.
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Cleveland is such a shitty team then trade a one of their better players in Trent Richardson.............And they STILL BEAT THE MIGHTY VIKINGS and the unstoppable Adrian Peterson!

This is what a Viking fan would say...Well we lost again....BUT DID YOU SEE AP? MAN HE"S AWESOME! AP ran for a mile, caught a bunch anddddddddd scored a TD! We might finish 4-12 but AP should 2get 3,000 rushing and 30TD's. I wouldn't be surprised if they just put Adrian Peterson in the HOF this year while he's will playing!
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UtahRatt wrote:Cleveland is such a shitty team then trade a one of their better players in Trent Richardson.............And they STILL BEAT THE MIGHTY VIKINGS and the unstoppable Adrian Peterson!

This is what a Viking fan would say...Well we lost again....BUT DID YOU SEE AP? MAN HE"S AWESOME! AP ran for a mile, caught a bunch anddddddddd scored a TD! We might finish 4-12 but AP should 2get 3,000 rushing and 30TD's. I wouldn't be surprised if they just put Adrian Peterson in the HOF this year while he's will playing!
I have over 200 Viking fans on my twitter page and watched the game with 3 of my friends who like the Vikings and nobody was saying this.

You should stop posting about the NFL, you have no clue what you speak of. And you obviously didn't watch that game.


And most Viking fans don't even call him AP. his nickname is AD. And he didn't do shit yesterday.
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NeverSurrender wrote: And most Viking fans don't even call him AP. his nickname is AD. And he didn't do shit yesterday.
Looks like he had butterfingers, but to say someone with 88 yards rushing, 115 total from scrimmage and a TD "didn't do shit" is just silly. Not every day is 180 rushing.
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demolition23 wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote: And most Viking fans don't even call him AP. his nickname is AD. And he didn't do shit yesterday.
Looks like he had butterfingers, but to say someone with 88 yards rushing, 115 total from scrimmage and a TD "didn't do shit" is just silly. Not every day is 180 rushing.
3.55 yards per carry for Peterson is "not doing shit."

But you're missing the point anyways.


Sure didn't run for a mile, and that doesn't make Utahratt's post any less ridiculous. No Viking fan is saying what he said they are saying.

All I hear is them bitching about Frazier, Musgrave, Ponder and that shitty defense. Dumb fucking post. Simple as that.
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I thought Cleveland was trying to suck, it's way too early for them to start winning games.
I bet the 49er's are starting to wonder how many draft picks they have to give up to get Alex Smith back?
How many more games before Cousins starts?
What, the Panthers won! And Green Bay got beat by the Bengals!
Finally the Calvin Johnson rule was applied to someone other than Calvin Johnson. Speaking of which...

If someone would have predicted that the Lion's would be 2nd in the NFC North after three weeks, even I would have thought they were a moron. A home game against the bears with Reggie Bush back next week it's not completely out of the realm of possibility that they could be in 1st place.
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sin wrote: If someone would have predicted that the Lion's would be 2nd in the NFC North after three weeks, even I would have thought they were a moron.
I'm not shocked. Gay Bay was due for a letdown, and their o-line sucks and their defense hasn't been good for years. I didn't think they would win the division and I still don't think they will.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Tenacious_Dio wrote:Looks like the AFC has caught up to the NFC.

The Steelers SUCK.
Yeah, but I'm talking about Colts/49ers, Bengals/Packers, and Dolphins/Falcons.
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TheImpaler9 wrote:Everyone has to know The NFL is fake. It's as scripted as the WWE. I was a Steelers fan for 34 years, I know the last two Super Bowls were handed to them.
Whoa, a smart Steeler fan. You know if you say that to a common Steelers fan, they would run you out of town?
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sin wrote: How many more games before Cousins starts?
I was thinking the same thing before yesterday but RG3 had a pretty good game against the Lions. He made one horrible mistake but I bet he's FINALLY learned how to slide and it isn't by making a bellyflop. He's clearly getting better every game.

He had a beautiful 57-yard bomb dropped at the last second (it was called a TD) that might have won the game. When they overturned that TD I knew the game was over.

It was a beautiful day at the stadium, as good as it gets for outdoor football. Had free tickets and scammed into the club as usual so enjoyed the game from the $600 seats on the 50 yard line.

Very disheartening to be 0-3 as a few others around here can identify with, but I'm not ready to give up on the season.

RG3 isn't the problem, the defense is atrocious. I guess I knew it would be that way coming in but I guess I was still thinking the Skins would be outscoring people. But as far as I'm concerned that division is still wide open.

As far as the 0-3 teams go, who has the best shot to go 0-16?

I'm thinking the Steelers and the Jags.
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sin wrote: I bet the 49er's are starting to wonder how many draft picks they have to give up to get Alex Smith back?

I wouldn't go that far. But Kaepernick has no threat of losing his job to Colt McCoy or BJ Daniels. If he played last year like he did the past two games, he would have lost the starting job to Alex Smith. Maybe Kaepernick needs that fire under his ass. I just hope Harbaugh hasn't lost the team, after the blow up with Frank Gore on Sunday, who knows.
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AliceManson wrote:
TheImpaler9 wrote:Everyone has to know The NFL is fake. It's as scripted as the WWE. I was a Steelers fan for 34 years, I know the last two Super Bowls were handed to them.
Whoa, a smart Steeler fan. You know if you say that to a common Steelers fan, they would run you out of town?
They'd just say "6 rings!!!!!!" The only thing more annoying than Cowboys fans are Steelers fans.
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UtahRatt wrote:Cleveland is such a shitty team then trade a one of their better players in Trent Richardson.............And they STILL BEAT THE MIGHTY VIKINGS and the unstoppable Adrian Peterson!

This is what a Viking fan would say...Well we lost again....BUT DID YOU SEE AP? MAN HE"S AWESOME! AP ran for a mile, caught a bunch anddddddddd scored a TD! We might finish 4-12 but AP should 2get 3,000 rushing and 30TD's. I wouldn't be surprised if they just put Adrian Peterson in the HOF this year while he's will playing!
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NeverSurrender wrote:
sin wrote: If someone would have predicted that the Lion's would be 2nd in the NFC North after three weeks, even I would have thought they were a moron.
I'm not shocked. Gay Bay was due for a letdown, and their o-line sucks and their defense hasn't been good for years. I didn't think they would win the division and I still don't think they will.
All the football trash talk we do around here I still remember that.

Of all the teams in the North to look like they will win it, it has to be the Bears. I would rather have the Vikings win and you talk trash about the Lions for 2 pages of this thread then have the Bears win the Division.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
sin wrote: How many more games before Cousins starts?
I was thinking the same thing before yesterday but RG3 had a pretty good game against the Lions. He made one horrible mistake but I bet he's FINALLY learned how to slide and it isn't by making a bellyflop. He's clearly getting better every game.

He had a beautiful 57-yard bomb dropped at the last second (it was called a TD) that might have won the game. When they overturned that TD I knew the game was over.

It was a beautiful day at the stadium, as good as it gets for outdoor football. Had free tickets and scammed into the club as usual so enjoyed the game from the $600 seats on the 50 yard line.

Very disheartening to be 0-3 as a few others around here can identify with, but I'm not ready to give up on the season.

RG3 isn't the problem, the defense is atrocious. I guess I knew it would be that way coming in but I guess I was still thinking the Skins would be outscoring people. But as far as I'm concerned that division is still wide open.

As far as the 0-3 teams go, who has the best shot to go 0-16?

I'm thinking the Steelers and the Jags.
I saw some of this game yesterday and there were some glimpses of the
old RGIII during the game.
Then again, he still has a long way to go before he is 100%
I think the non-slide/fumble was a perfect example. With a healthy knee he slides with no problem and never fumbles.
Either take off the knee brace or step aside and let someone else take the snaps until fully healed.
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Wow..

The Rams are really bad .

Good to see the three other NFCE teams lose. As well as the Niners, Pack and Stealers.
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Bludegeon wrote:Wow..

The Rams are really bad .

Good to see the three other NFCE teams lose. As well as the Niners, Pack and Stealers.

Rams host the 49ers on Thurs. Could be a very favorable match-up for the Rams.
49ers won't have Patrick Willis or Aldon Smith for the game.
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Matt Schaub really sucks. Can Haynesworth lay on his foot again?
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My beloved Bengals win one of the craziest games I've ever seen. The Bengals usually lose games like that.

1st time in NFL history a team led by 14(scored 12 seconds apart), trailed by 16 and then wound up winning.

Aaron Rodgers threw 2 picks in a regular season for the 1st time since Oct 24th, 2010, 41 games.

Each team scored a defensive TD.

Bengals had 4 turnovers in a 9 play span . . . and were still winning 14-13 when they got the ball back. The Bengals also had a few other fumbles, two were recovered by team mates, another was juuuuuust after forward progress was called/determined on the first drive of the game.

Rodgers 26-43 - 244 yds - 2 TDs - 2 INTs - sacked 4 times
Dalton 20-28 - 235 yds - 2 TDs - 1 INT - sacked 4 times - 1 fumble

Fuck Scam Newton, Collin Kutaendrunick and RG 0-III . . . the only QB taken the last two years I'd take over Dalton is Dumb Luck.
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Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Wow..

The Rams are really bad .

Good to see the three other NFCE teams lose. As well as the Niners, Pack and Stealers.

Rams host the 49ers on Thurs. Could be a very favorable match-up for the Rams.
49ers won't have Patrick Willis or Aldon Smith for the game.
Rams play well against the Niners. Last season they tied and beat the Niners.

They did look horrible against the Cowboys, that is for sure.
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Bludegeon wrote:
Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Wow..

The Rams are really bad .

Good to see the three other NFCE teams lose. As well as the Niners, Pack and Stealers.

Rams host the 49ers on Thurs. Could be a very favorable match-up for the Rams.
49ers won't have Patrick Willis or Aldon Smith for the game.
Rams play well against the Niners. Last season they tied and beat the Niners.

They did look horrible against the Cowboys, that is for sure.
And Murray has outstanding games vs Rams.
Dallas did not come out flat. They took an early lead and never looked back.

I hope the Rams and Bradford bounce back and push the 49ers for
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