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johnk5150 wrote:Cutler has only been sacked 3 times?
I hate Cutlerfuck and the Bears but I think they've got a team to recon with.

Well every other game when Cuntler panics and starts targeting DB's. He gets worse as the season goes on. Like baby Manning gets better.
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Bradford was fucking awful and it had nothing to do with his receivers. He missed a sure TD pass that had nothing to do with pressure (unless he absolutely fucking sucks - there was a rush on but the dude wasn't in his face) and his INTS (the one that stuck and the one the DB dropped into the hands of a WR) were atrocious throws. Yeah, the Rams suck but Bradford is regressing.
He's absolutely regressing, but that can happen to a young QB when he gets hammered time after time behind a line that can't protect him. He looks scared to me. Reminds me of David Carr at the the end of his Texans tenure. It's a shame really. That dude was a bad ass in college.

Yeah, what Bane said.. That was my point.. He is ruined if he can't mentally toughen up.
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Bradford was fucking awful and it had nothing to do with his receivers. He missed a sure TD pass that had nothing to do with pressure (unless he absolutely fucking sucks - there was a rush on but the dude wasn't in his face) and his INTS (the one that stuck and the one the DB dropped into the hands of a WR) were atrocious throws. Yeah, the Rams suck but Bradford is regressing.
He's absolutely regressing, but that can happen to a young QB when he gets hammered time after time behind a line that can't protect him. He looks scared to me. Reminds me of David Carr at the the end of his Texans tenure. It's a shame really. That dude was a bad ass in college.

Yeah, what Bane said.. That was my point.. He is ruined if he can't mentally toughen up.
Yup, Bradford looks shell shocked. It's a shame because dudes got a cannon but he's lost his guts.
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Shit lineup of games today. Miami plays Monday while the gaytriots play tonight. No one to root for or hate. Guess I'll go outside.
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Ok KC fans, chiefs may be for real.

Alex Smith looks GREAT today, quick release and accurate.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Ok KC fans, chiefs may be for real.

Alex Smith looks GREAT today, quick release and accurate.
I don't want to give Andy Reid an iota of credit because he's a schlub but yeah, the Chiefs looks great.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Ok KC fans, chiefs may be for real.

Alex Smith looks GREAT today, quick release and accurate.
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Beagles...Booooooooooooooooo!

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John Simon Ritchie wrote:Beagles...Booooooooooooooooo!

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RG 1-3 cocksuckers.

And only a game out of first. Christ our division sucks.
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The cowgirls are fuckin shite, and Homo is an average QB at best.
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MickeyG wrote:The cowgirls are fuckin shite, and Homo is an average QB at best.
I've been saying that all year.

8 wins might do it in the NFC East.
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Crazy Levi wrote:RG 1-3 cocksuckers.

And only a game out of first. Christ our division sucks.

Jesus fuck...Tell me you wasn't worried.

Oakland playing a back up QB, RB, FB, was down to rookies at DB....And they had the game till the hole finally opened up. The Skins problems are worse then I thought. Was good to see Dallas, Giant's and Eagles all lose. The NFC East is the new AFC West. When the Raiders lost McFadden and Reece early there was no way their 3rd string backs was going to carry a back up QB.
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1 Optimistic: Skins 24 - 28 Raiders

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HOW BOUT THEM BEARS!!

UtahRatt wrote:I hate Cutlerfuck and the Bears but I think they've got a team to recon with.
Well every other game when Cuntler panics and starts targeting DB's.
Quoting myself again for the record books.

J. Cutlerfuck: 27/47 317yds 6.7 2TD's 3INT's 65.6Raiting

Cutlerfuck launching missiles in all directions. Bet there's dents on vending machines, benches and a few in the stands. He don't throw incomplete passes, they're foul balls.
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Crazy Levi wrote:RG 1-3 cocksuckers.

And only a game out of first. Christ our division sucks.

Jesus fuck...Tell me you wasn't worried.

Oakland playing a back up QB, RB, FB, was down to rookies at DB....And they had the game till the hole finally opened up. The Skins problems are worse then I thought. Was good to see Dallas, Giant's and Eagles all lose. The NFC East is the new AFC West. When the Raiders lost McFadden and Reece early there was no way their 3rd string backs was going to carry a back up QB..
Tell me something i don't fucking know.

Look, when you and 0-season you don't give a fuck, you just want to win.

And they won. 0-4 going into the bye would have been absolutely depressing.

At least the defense only gave up 3 points so that's actually something promising. That offense still doesn't look very good.
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johnk5150 wrote:Cutler has only been sacked 3 times?


That got doubled in 1 games time! It's the first time in a very very long time the Lions lead the NFC North even if it's just for a week.
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Well, nice to see another good performance from rivers this year. He's 3-1 solid starts, which, after the last two seasons, is a relief. Of course, Gates being healthy for the first time in three or four seasons helps.

Team itself is 2-2 and no chance in the division with both Denver and KC looking solid, but at least it's been entertaining so far. And wins over the the Cowboys and Eagles are nice too - two teams who get more press for 6-10 seasons than San Diego ever would for going 13-3.

Of course, when we wind up 8-8 and outside the sweet draft picks I doubt the season will amount to much - but at least we might not need to draft a QB just yet.
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demolition23 wrote:Well, nice to see another good performance from rivers this year. He's 3-1 solid starts, which, after the last two seasons, is a relief. Of course, Gates being healthy for the first time in three or four seasons helps.

Team itself is 2-2 and no chance in the division with both Denver and KC looking solid, but at least it's been entertaining so far. And wins over the the Cowboys and Eagles are nice too - two teams who get more press for 6-10 seasons than San Diego ever would for going 13-3.

Of course, when we wind up 8-8 and outside the sweet draft picks I doubt the season will amount to much - but at least we might not need to draft a QB just yet.

This team is...slightly different that the Chargers of the last few years. Each game has been close but they've actually finished two of them. That Houston game was such a motherfucker and it could have doomed the season but they've bounced back a little bit. They won today with a patchwork O-line. Rivers keeps throwing those goddamned pick-sixes but has still managed to look good. I agree with your assessment, they'll probably be middle of the road and not get a top-shelf draft pick but can still do good. However, it's never too early to think about the next QB. Wouldn't hurt to have somebody waiting in the wings...
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What in the world was up with that 5 yard Ponder special Matt Schaub threw up with 2 minutes left in the game and his team up by seven?

How the fuck does an NFL qb do something like that? That is the one thing you CANNOT do.
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NeverSurrender wrote:What in the world was up with that 5 yard Ponder special Matt Schaub threw up with 2 minutes left in the game and his team up by seven?

How the fuck does an NFL qb do something like that? That is the one thing you CANNOT do.
I was at that game. The boos in that stadium shook the fucking roof. I saw a guy burning a #8 jersey in the parking lot after the game. No way they should have lost that game. Completely inexcusable.
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Vince Wilfork may be done for the season with a torn achilles.
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Welp, Not bad for September.. 2-2..

Cowboys be 2-3 basically, so, that's gonna suck. No way in hell they are going to even come close to beating the Broncos.

Nice seeing the giants and eagles lose.. Damn, fucking Raiders can't do anything right..
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Facedown wrote:Vince Wilfork may be done for the season with a torn achilles.
That's a huge loss.
That said, the Pats defense looks like a real defense. Aside from the final 4 minutes, they played a great game, even without Wilfork.
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I just looked at the league standings. Still shocks me that no one in the AFC East or the NFC North is above 500. And that two teams are better than Green Bay and Houston in their divisions.
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sin wrote:I just looked at the league standings. Still shocks me that no one in the AFC East or the NFC North is above 500.
You may want to edit this to what you really meant.
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bane wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:What in the world was up with that 5 yard Ponder special Matt Schaub threw up with 2 minutes left in the game and his team up by seven?

How the fuck does an NFL qb do something like that? That is the one thing you CANNOT do.
I was at that game. The boos in that stadium shook the fucking roof. I saw a guy burning a #8 jersey in the parking lot after the game. No way they should have lost that game. Completely inexcusable.

This is the same shit Ponder does 2 out of three games, except it's the end of the 1st half, not the game.

Schaub has to know he cannot throw that ball up for grabs in that situation.
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Bludegeon wrote:Welp, Not bad for September.. 2-2..

Cowboys be 2-3 basically, so, that's gonna suck. No way in hell they are going to even come close to beating the Broncos.

Nice seeing the giants and eagles lose.. Damn, fucking Raiders can't do anything right..
Guess what dipshit - in two weeks it'll be Skins/Cowboys for 1st place. It'll be an epic battle of two sub-.500 teams.
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