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John Simon Ritchie wrote:Woooooooooooooo! First place, baby! Clear the mantle for that trophy now!!!!11

:lol: :wink:

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You think this is the Beagles year, huh? In what league?
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
John Simon Ritchie wrote:Woooooooooooooo! First place, baby! Clear the mantle for that trophy now!!!!11

:lol: :wink:

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You think this is the Beagles year, huh? In what league?

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John Simon Ritchie wrote:Woooooooooooooo! First place, baby! Clear the mantle for that trophy now!!!!11

:lol: :wink:

B-E-A-G-L-E-S!
TIED for first thank you very much. :mrgreen:
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Machado wrote: This game was hard to watch. Up 14 early, then down double digits sometime in
the 3rd quarter.
Romo's pass was horrible but to be honest the Rookie tight end didn't do Romo any favors by running a very poor route.
Ware has to be injured because he's playing like an average joe out there.
The rest of the Dallas D should be embarrassed for not being able to stop the Broncos offense at critical points in the game.
Besides the recovered fumble and the Clairborne INT, Dallas defense was getting run over and appeared over-matched. AWFUL!!!


In the last 161 games played, Dallas has a record of 130-131 after
the loss yesterday to Denver :(
Ware is done, stick a fork in him. He disappears from games. Is easily taken out from a game. Even when healthy, he wasn't doing much..

I will say, yes, this defense is just absolutely horrible in every sense of the word...
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Bludegeon wrote:
Machado wrote: This game was hard to watch. Up 14 early, then down double digits sometime in
the 3rd quarter.
Romo's pass was horrible but to be honest the Rookie tight end didn't do Romo any favors by running a very poor route.
Ware has to be injured because he's playing like an average joe out there.
The rest of the Dallas D should be embarrassed for not being able to stop the Broncos offense at critical points in the game.
Besides the recovered fumble and the Clairborne INT, Dallas defense was getting run over and appeared over-matched. AWFUL!!!


In the last 161 games played, Dallas has a record of 130-131 after
the loss yesterday to Denver :(
Ware is done, stick a fork in him. He disappears from games. Is easily taken out from a game. Even when healthy, he wasn't doing much..

I will say, yes, this defense is just absolutely horrible in every sense of the word...
Ridiculous. You are taking the piss.

Ware has a neck injury and I believe a back injury he has been dealing with for a few games now. If he's not 100%, yes he can be a non-factor.

Defense is awful right now. The way the Broncos snapped the ball and had their way with the field was embarrassing.
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Frontline on PBS is debuting "League in Denial" tomorrow night.

Looking forward to the program.
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Machado wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:
Machado wrote: This game was hard to watch. Up 14 early, then down double digits sometime in
the 3rd quarter.
Romo's pass was horrible but to be honest the Rookie tight end didn't do Romo any favors by running a very poor route.
Ware has to be injured because he's playing like an average joe out there.
The rest of the Dallas D should be embarrassed for not being able to stop the Broncos offense at critical points in the game.
Besides the recovered fumble and the Clairborne INT, Dallas defense was getting run over and appeared over-matched. AWFUL!!!


In the last 161 games played, Dallas has a record of 130-131 after
the loss yesterday to Denver :(
Ware is done, stick a fork in him. He disappears from games. Is easily taken out from a game. Even when healthy, he wasn't doing much..

I will say, yes, this defense is just absolutely horrible in every sense of the word...
Ridiculous. You are taking the piss.

Ware has a neck injury and I believe a back injury he has been dealing with for a few games now. If he's not 100%, yes he can be a non-factor.

Defense is awful right now. The way the Broncos snapped the ball and had their way with the field was embarrassing.

He has had neck and shoulder injury issues for the past two seasons now.. This isn't helping Dallas.

No piss being taken. Hahaha
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Bludegeon wrote:
John Simon Ritchie wrote:Woooooooooooooo! First place, baby! Clear the mantle for that trophy now!!!!11

:lol: :wink:

B-E-A-G-L-E-S!
TIED for first thank you very much. :mrgreen:
Not interrupting my pre-Superbowl win victory party to nitpick details. :P
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
John Simon Ritchie wrote:Woooooooooooooo! First place, baby! Clear the mantle for that trophy now!!!!11

:lol: :wink:

B-E-A-G-L-E-S!
You think this is the Beagles year, huh? In what league?

Careful. Don't hurt yourself.

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"his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment"
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How is that possible? I'm sitting down.

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milk-milk-lemonade wrote: How is that possible? I'm sitting down.

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Butthurt? At what exactly?
I think I was actually the one making fun of my own team. :lol:
Did I miss some vicious owning or sick burn that you supplied?
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The Eagles are the best 2-3 team in the league. FACT.
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote: How is that possible? I'm sitting down.

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Butthurt? At what exactly?
I think I was actually the one making fun of my own team. :lol:
Did I miss some vicious owning or sick burn that you supplied?
Nope. Just following suit by throwing back a glossary burn of my own.

Okay, it's getting stupid.

To think, this all started with a simple misspelling. That was what my original quip was referring to.

Or, is there a NFL team referred to as the "Beagles" that I'm not aware of?
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
John Simon Ritchie wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote: How is that possible? I'm sitting down.

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Butthurt? At what exactly?
I think I was actually the one making fun of my own team. :lol:
Did I miss some vicious owning or sick burn that you supplied?
Nope. Just following suit by throwing back a glossary burn of my own.

Okay, it's getting stupid.

To think, this all started with a simple misspelling. That was what my original quip was referring to.

Or, is there a NFL team referred to as the "Beagles" that I'm not aware of?
It's Self-deprecating Eagles' fan humor...they're bad = "dogs" = Beagles.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:The Eagles are the best 2-3 team in the league. FACT.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Shit :roll:
I think the ghost of P13 just walked in and posted.
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
Nope. Just following suit by throwing back a glossary burn of my own.

Okay, it's getting stupid.

To think, this all started with a simple misspelling. That was what my original quip was referring to.

Or, is there a NFL team referred to as the "Beagles" that I'm not aware of?
It's Self-deprecating Eagles' fan humor...they're bad = "dogs" = Beagles.

Okay, now I smell what you're cooking.

Carry on and enjoy the rest of your evening.
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milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
John Simon Ritchie wrote:
milk-milk-lemonade wrote:
Nope. Just following suit by throwing back a glossary burn of my own.

Okay, it's getting stupid.

To think, this all started with a simple misspelling. That was what my original quip was referring to.

Or, is there a NFL team referred to as the "Beagles" that I'm not aware of?
It's Self-deprecating Eagles' fan humor...they're bad = "dogs" = Beagles.

Okay, now I smell what you're cooking.

Carry on and enjoy the rest of your evening.

Bad humor maybe, but not a misspelling. :P
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Machado wrote:Frontline on PBS is debuting "League in Denial" tomorrow night.

Looking forward to the program.
Is this about Dallas Cowboy fans? :lol: Sorry couldn't resist, if this is about the concussion story that was talked about earlier thanks for the heads-up.
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Machado wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:The Eagles are the best 2-3 team in the league. FACT.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Shit :roll:
I think the ghost of P13 just walked in and posted.
Someone else isn't getting the "self depracation" concept...
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John Simon Ritchie wrote: Bad humor maybe, but not a misspelling. :P
You're right it's not. But, I was thinking 'Bengals'.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Machado wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:The Eagles are the best 2-3 team in the league. FACT.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Shit :roll:
I think the ghost of P13 just walked in and posted.
Someone else isn't getting the "self depracation" concept...
I've heard it mentioned a few times that Chip Kelly's coaching/offensive style will change that team and quite possibly the whole NFL. I wanna say it was on Around The Horn.
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It was probably Bill Plaschke then, not a single episode goes by without him sounding like a idiot.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:The Eagles are the best 2-3 team in the league. FACT.
Yes Eagles are leading the NFC east.
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SkeletorsGhost wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:The Eagles are the best 2-3 team in the league. FACT.
Yes Eagles are leading the NFC east.
The NFC East title is like a hot potato.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Week 3 starts tonight with Chiefs at Eagles, finally a Thursday night game that sounds like a good match-up.

Speaking of the Eagles and week 3 how much longer before Vick gets injured and has to miss a game?
"Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick is expected to miss Sunday's Week 6 game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers because of his hamstring injury, a source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter".



Alright whoever picked week six come on down your the next contestant on How To Make Your Dog An NFL Fan. :mrgreen:




Big Ben and Eli have 4 Super Bowl wins between them and not a single win from either of them this season :o at least Tony Ohno can still be counted on to cheer me up. :lol:
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eddie lee roth wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:Week 3 starts tonight with Chiefs at Eagles, finally a Thursday night game that sounds like a good match-up.

Speaking of the Eagles and week 3 how much longer before Vick gets injured and has to miss a game?
"Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick is expected to miss Sunday's Week 6 game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers because of his hamstring injury, a source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter".



Alright whoever picked week six come on down your the next contestant on How To Make Your Dog An NFL Fan. :mrgreen:




Big Ben and Eli have 4 Super Bowl wins between them and not a single win from either of them this season :o at least Tony Ohno can still be counted on to cheer me up. :lol:
He made it 3 more than I predicted. Sad to see it happen to him. :wink:
Fuuuuck Vick.
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Saints aside, how bad is the NFC South?
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:The Eagles are the best 2-3 team in the league. FACT.

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UtahRatt wrote:
SkeletorsGhost wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:The Eagles are the best 2-3 team in the league. FACT.
Yes Eagles are leading the NFC east.
The NFC East title is like a hot potato.

Last night ESPN reported Vick will not play in the next
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killeverything wrote:
I've heard it mentioned a few times that Chip Kelly's coaching/offensive style will change that team and quite possibly the whole NFL. I wanna say it was on Around The Horn.
In week one. That blowhard douche Jon Gruden was all over Kelly's cock saying that this "offense" will change the League.. Hahhahhaha.. yep, so was Steve Spurrier's "offense".. And, that failed as well.

That's where I first heard it..
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