The NFL Thread

[Machado]

Lotta love up in this motherfucker!

I'll admit it-

Truthersurrender has an almost (i said fucking ALMOST) P13-type talent for getting under my skin. I ain't proud to admit it.

But at the end of the day, he's a fat paranoid Floridian, and I'm a pretty and sane New Yorker, and my football team has won three- COUNT 'EM, THREE - Lombardi trophies while he's doing cartwheels over being 2-7 with an empty trophy case.

I declare victory.

That didn't take long.
You refer to SB trophies(past accomplishments) because your team lost to the lowly Vikes last night
Can you get any lower? Don't answer that!

[Machado]

More Incognito vs Martin developments:
A police report that surfaced Thursday said a female volunteer at a Dolphins charity golf tournament in May 2012 complained that Incognito harassed her. According to the report filed in the Miami suburb of Aventura, the woman said Incognito touched her inappropriately with his golf club, leaned close to her as if dancing and then emptied bottled water in her face.

[UtahRatt]

I'll admit it-

Truthersurrender has an almost (i said fucking ALMOST) P13-type talent for getting under my skin. I ain't proud to admit it

Do you feel bullied? Picked on?

[Crazy Levi]

I'll admit it-

Truthersurrender has an almost (i said fucking ALMOST) P13-type talent for getting under my skin. I ain't proud to admit it

Do you feel bullied? Picked on?

I do. I'm seeking legal representation as we speak.

Stevie has fostered a hostile Sludge environment around here. And he's gonna pay.

[UtahRatt]

Week 10 - where the winless win.

Tampa vs Miami - Tampa will get their first win behind the new running game, a catch or two by Vincent but mainly by winning the turn over battle.

Jacksonville vs Titans - Rather then grinders, the Jags' will have some big run's and not just by MJD. Jake Locker tosses a key pick that seals the deal.

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Fantasy Football advice.

My fantasy team is complicated, I can only pick 3 RB's and I have.
Mike James, Fred Jackson, Zac Stacy, Frank Gore, Ray Rice, Pierre Thomas, James Starks .

Gore vs Panthers = eak, Panthers the best run D? Still think SF wins.
Rice vs Cincinnati = the Ravens offense is fucked up

Might end up starting two rookies. With increased work I get the feeling Starks will have a better game then Lacy....Packers will lose against Eagles in a very ugly game. 4 - 5 turn overs.

[UtahRatt]

Go Oakland, Go Packers.

I hear ya.....And go Saints!

The Cowboys are the only team in the league that will always find a way too lose, or win trying.

I hear SUPER DEZ might have a serious back disk injury? That's not an injury you're getting around, having surgery or playing through for long. If it's a disk Dez might as well take his mouth and pick up his I'm the best check on the way out.

Bryant is suffering from a bulging or herniated disk

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-foo ... em-in-back

"C'mon, you know I'm going to play," Bryant added.
But sources close to the team tell FoxSportsSouth.com that it is "a significant deal," and the treatment for a bulging or herniated disk are traction, electrical stimulation and rest.

DEZ can say he's gonna play all he want's, his NFL life span just dropped off a cliff. How long is his contract? I bet many on this board myself included know how a bad disk will change your world. A problem you can't fix. Sure Dez, you'll play tomorrow and be crying about it within 3 to 5 years. let's hope you don't go bankrupt on record labels, houses, cars and hoes.

The NFL should have a no hit a player in the back rule.

[Bludegeon]

And he will be playing.. Bulge disk or not..

I hope nobody "bullies" him in the locker room..


Saints should mop the floor with the Cowboys.. I don't expect a win. I do get to hang out with my bud who has been a Saints fan for years. I am talking back to the Bag over head days... It's nice that he has got to taste what it is like to love a winning football team..

But........

Come Sunday, I hope that the Saints go down in flames. I just can't see that happening...

Be it known, If somehow the Cowboys win? Y'all be fucking reading about it for atleast a couple of sentences.

[sin]

Week 10 - where the winless win.

Tampa vs Miami - Tampa will get their first win behind the new running game, a catch or two by Vincent but mainly by winning the turn over battle.

Jacksonville vs Titans - Rather then grinders, the Jags' will have some big run's and not just by MJD. Jake Locker tosses a key pick that seals the deal.

Hell no, TWO teams without a win halfway through the season. This is the best chance so far for a team to tie the Lions 0-16 regular season record.

I've got a whole $1.35 bet on Miami beating the Pirates. Edited because WTF I don't even watch baseball I meant Buccaneers.

[eddie lee roth]

I can maybe see the Bucs winning but no way do I see the Jags over the Titans.

[NeverSurrender]

Jerome Simpson with a DUI. he might get a pass from me if he hadn't been the same guy who got a large amount of weed mailed to his house.

What a turdball.

[UtahRatt]

Jerome Simpson with a DUI. he might get a pass from me

Well he's not gonna catch a pass from Christian Ponder.

[sin]

Jerome Simpson with a DUI. he might get a pass from me

Well he's not gonna catch a pass from Christian Ponder.

DAMN!

[eddie lee roth]

Speaking of shit like that I see that the parents of that guy that was on the Cowboys practice squad that died when the drunk Cowboy player was driving, their now suing the bar those two were at.

The dipshit Cowboy player couldn't even keep his dumbass out of jail while he was on probation, he kept failing court ordered piss tests.

If I remember right he failed one and they warned him and then he went and did it again.

[NeverSurrender]

Jerome Simpson with a DUI. he might get a pass from me

Well he's not gonna catch a pass from Christian Ponder.

Nope, he caught 33(most from popgun Ponder) of them this year. Ponder sucks, but you once again know nothing.

Hey, at least you didn't claim a white guy wearing number 7 was a rb again. Nothing could be that stupid.

BTW, why do you rag Ponder like it bothers me? You could never rag him as much as I do. A white rb wearing number 7... lol.

[Crazy Levi]

Shit you rag on the Skins secondary like it bothers me, and I've use words like "atrocious," "embarrassing," "dog shit," and "crime against humanity" to describe them this season.

At least you got to see it first hand, so you know I'm not throwing some kind of pity party.

[Bludegeon]

Speaking of shit like that I see that the parents of that guy that was on the Cowboys practice squad that died when the drunk Cowboy player was driving, their now suing the bar those two were at.

The dipshit Cowboy player couldn't even keep his dumbass out of jail while he was on probation, he kept failing court ordered piss tests.

If I remember right he failed one and they warned him and then he went and did it again.

He is no longer on the Cowboys. Yes, He is a douche..

[eddie lee roth]

Yea I knew he wasn't a Cowboy anymore sorta hard to be an NFL player for any team when your ass is in jail.

I can't believe he fucked up while he was out on probation waiting for his case to go to court.

[UtahRatt]

Jerome Simpson with a DUI. he might get a pass from me

Well he's not gonna catch a pass from Christian Ponder.

Nope, he caught 33(most from popgun Ponder) of them this year. Ponder sucks, but you once again know nothing.

Hey, at least you didn't claim a white guy wearing number 7 was a rb again. Nothing could be that stupid.

BTW, why do you rag Ponder like it bothers me? You could never rag him as much as I do. A white rb wearing number 7... lol.

That's your comeback to being bitch slapped? If it didn't bother you, why did you respond?

We've been over this before, AsoliderUnderP13surrendered. You knew the OLB's name but didn't know what position he played.

P13 used a lot of laughing emoticons when slapped around, he never played but could tell you names & numbers as well.
What I'm getting at is I started noticing a resemblances between you and P13 then I seen everyone else was already slamming you for it. In fact, I'm starting to think you might be P13.
I'm gonna check the biggest moron thread "the one with your name all over it" and ask the mod if you are him.

How big of a bitch is that, you have an online multi personality disorder. One personality is a Poison fan while the other loves Stryper and the Vikings.

[MurrayFiend]

When's the Super Bowl on again? NFL is mad boring this year, sadly.

[UtahRatt]

When's the Super Bowl on again? NFL is mad boring this year, sadly.

Not sure, I'm waiting for the NFL to extend the Super Bowl 3 weeks after the playoffs end to add more hype, coverage, commercials and bullshit.

The ProBowl this year, players will be voted in as always but instead of actually taking the field and playing they'll battle it out on Playstation so no one gets hurt.

[MurrayFiend]

Well, mark my words, Colts'll win it all.

[UtahRatt]

Well, mark my words, Colts'll win it all.

Sounds like a solid bet.

I'm betting the Vikings suck and Dallas will make the playoffs then lose to a key ROMO INT or Fumble...Going out on the edge with this one.

[NeverSurrender]

Jerome Simpson with a DUI. he might get a pass from me

Nope, he caught 33(most from popgun Ponder) of them this year. Ponder sucks, but you once again know nothing.

Hey, at least you didn't claim a white guy wearing number 7 was a rb again. Nothing could be that stupid.

BTW, why do you rag Ponder like it bothers me? You could never rag him as much as I do. A white rb wearing number 7... lol.

That's your comeback to being bitch slapped? If it didn't bother you, why did you respond?

We've been over this before, AsoliderUnderP13surrendered. You knew the OLB's name but didn't know what position he played.

P13 used a lot of laughing emoticons when slapped around, he never played but could tell you names & numbers as well.
What I'm getting at is I started noticing a resemblances between you and P13 then I seen everyone else was already slamming you for it. In fact, I'm starting to think you might be P13.
I'm gonna check the biggest moron thread "the one with your name all over it" and ask the mod if you are him.

How big of a bitch is that, you have an online multi personality disorder. One personality is a Poison fan while the other loves Stryper and the Vikings.

The funniest part of your Ponder is a RB and Briggs is a safety thing was I tried to give you an out and you claimed no you really meant that, and Briggs was lined up as a db on that drive. Okay, was Ponder lined up as a RB?

Maybe that's why you thought Ponder hadn't completed any passes to Simpson, since you think he is a rb. That would make sense. And since you replied to me, does that mean I bothered you, or does that only matter the other way?



And while we are on the subject of you have no clue what you're talking about, did you see what Adrian was wearing after the game? Oh no, you didn't watch it, but knew all about the game. You're like sludge's own Tony Kornheiser.





And aren't you a Raider fan? Why are you talking shit? Oh yeah, you think guys wearing number 7 are a rb. You probably think the Raiders have been kicking ass the last decade.

Hey at least you can continue to accuse me of being p13. That's a good one. Say it ALL DAY long.

[UtahRatt]

AP out of his pads....On the bench....Wearing a shirt that says.....ALL DAY!

I'll drink to that. I bet Jerome Simpson will as well!

[UtahRatt]

Why are you talking shit?

Because that's all you eat?

[UtahRatt]

You probably think the Raiders have been kicking ass the last decade.

Oh you want to talk about history? How about SUPER BOWL XI Oakland Raiders 32 Minnesota Vikings 14

Have the Vikings ever won a super bowl? No, BUT! The Minnesota Vikings have lost a record four Super Bowls!

Lost four Super Bowls....Each one......ALL DAY LONG!

[sin]

I didn't see Utah's comment to be anything to get worked up about. It was just an awesome comeback

I thought Ponder actually played well in that game until he got hurt.
Like he realized his career was over and played without the pressure of trying to be the man.
I would be interested to see what he could do under a different coach. Too bad he probably has no chance
of ever starting again under anyone but Leslie Frazier.

[eddie lee roth]

Here's a pretty good arguement going on between Mike Golic and Dan Le Batard about the whole mess in Miami.

God I've always thought Le Batard was a jackass and this is some pretty good evidence to support that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6486H7YkJY

[NeverSurrender]

I didn't see Utah's comment to be anything to get worked up about. It was just an awesome comeback
.

Worked up? Like he has been ever since he claimed Ponder was a Vikings rb and then defended that dumb ass comment?

Telling UtahRatt how dumb his takes are = "getting worked up"

Once agian, Vikes RBs



Not a Viking RB:




BTW, Utah, you never answered the querstion (for obvious reasons)

You said you said that because Briggs was lined up at db, but was Ponder lined up at RB?

Not only did you say that dumb shit, you actually defended it. When I gave you an out...

[NeverSurrender]

Here's a pretty good arguement going on between Mike Golic and Dan Le Batard about the whole mess in Miami.

God I've always thought Le Batard was a jackass and this is some pretty good evidence to support that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6486H7YkJY

Typical media hack. Martin's "pain and fear." GTFO of here.

This is just more shit for lawyers. This is about Martin suing and nothing else.