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Cubs win 5 in a row!!! Only 18 games under .500 now!! Look out wild card!
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Tony Campana could have rounded home and made it to first yesterday before. He has to be the fastest player in baseball.

That said, he still sucks.
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johnk5150 wrote:Tony Campana could have rounded home and made it to first yesterday before. He has to be the fastest player in baseball.

That said, he still sucks.
I missed that play, and never saw the highlight. How does someone get an inside the park homer inside f'n Wrigley Field? I don't care how fast you are.

BTW, Win streak ends at 7..........
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I missed that play, and never saw the highlight.
Forget it.....I just youtubed it. Holy shit......that little fucker can fly!!!
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Leppardmania wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Tony Campana could have rounded home and made it to first yesterday before. He has to be the fastest player in baseball.

That said, he still sucks.
I missed that play, and never saw the highlight. How does someone get an inside the park homer inside f'n Wrigley Field? I don't care how fast you are.

BTW, Win streak ends at 7..........
The Reds left fielder gave the Cubs several runs this weekend.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Leppardmania wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Tony Campana could have rounded home and made it to first yesterday before. He has to be the fastest player in baseball.

That said, he still sucks.
I missed that play, and never saw the highlight. How does someone get an inside the park homer inside f'n Wrigley Field? I don't care how fast you are.

BTW, Win streak ends at 7..........
The Reds left fielder gave the Cubs several runs this weekend.
Unfortunately, he couldn't give them 2 more on Sunday.
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These fuckers need to stop winning games. I want Hendry gone.

Hopefully Atlanta will kick their ass all over Turner this weekend.
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Did not one cub player come out of the dugout to defend fatass tonight? Zambrano is a piece of shit, period.
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The twitter account for Cubs beatwriters Chris De Luca and Gordon Wittenmyer (@cst_cubs) is saying that Zambrano emptied his locker & walked out on the team after getting tossed.
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JJBrooks wrote:The twitter account for Cubs beatwriters Chris De Luca and Gordon Wittenmyer (@cst_cubs) is saying that Zambrano emptied his locker & walked out on the team after getting tossed.
Suspended for 30 days w/o pay.

Been wishing the Cubs would trade him for about 3 years now.....forget the trade, just RELEASE HIS ASS!!
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Leppardmania wrote:
JJBrooks wrote:The twitter account for Cubs beatwriters Chris De Luca and Gordon Wittenmyer (@cst_cubs) is saying that Zambrano emptied his locker & walked out on the team after getting tossed.
Suspended for 30 days w/o pay.

Been wishing the Cubs would trade him for about 3 years now.....forget the trade, just RELEASE HIS ASS!!
They still owe him like 21 million dollars from Hendry's deal ( 91 million I think ).

Again I ask the question. Who's the worst GM in baseball? Remember Minyana was fired so he's out. Is it Jim Hendry or Ed Wade ( Astros )?
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sparkdaddy wrote:Did not one cub player come out of the dugout to defend fatass tonight? Zambrano is a piece of shit, period.
A lot of Cubs are.
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Friday isn't really even in the top ten shitty thing that backsack has done n a Cubs uniform.


July 2004: Screams at Cardinals outfielder Jim Edmonds as he rounds bases after home run onto Sheffield Avenue, then ejected for hitting Edmonds a second time. Zambrano: "I don't have to apologize to anybody. This is not a baby's game. This is a man's game."

April 2005: Taunts plate umpire Dale Scott after being ejected from Opening Day start in Arizona. Zambrano: "At that moment, you want to kill the umpire."

June 2007: Dugout fight with catcher Michael Barrett spills over into clubhouse. Barrett ends up in the hospital. Ends in lovefest, before Barrett gets traded.

May 2009: After ejection, Zambrano impersonates umpire by giving him the thumb, then hurls a ball toward left field, attacks Gatorade cooler with a bat. Suspended six games and fined $3,000.

September 2009: Rips Cubs fans for booing him after an erratic outing. Zambrano: "I thought these were the greatest fans in baseball. But they showed me today that they just care about them, and that's not fair."

September 2009: Insists 2010 will be different: "Like Arnold Schwarzenegger said, 'I'll be back.' Believe it. All new episodes -- next year."

March 2010: Guarantees in a Tribune interview that he has changed. Zambrano: "For real. I am almost sure — 99.9 percent. When you're sure of something, you go ahead and do it — and execute it. Seriously."

June 2010: Engages in heated shouting match with Derrek Lee in dugout at U.S. Cellular Field, leading to suspension and anger management counseling.

February 2011: Announces in spring training "I'm cured" because of anger management counseling.

June 2011: Calls out Cubs as "'embarrassing" and a "Triple-A team," while throwing Carlos Marmol under the bus for giving up game-tying hit to Ryan Theriot on a slider.

August 2011: Serves up five home runs in 10-4 loss to the Braves, ejected for throwing at Chipper Jones, cleans out locker and announces his "retirement." Cubs subsequently place Zambrano on 30-day disqualified list, without pay.
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johnk5150 wrote:Friday isn't really even in the top ten shitty thing that backsack has done n a Cubs uniform.


July 2004: Screams at Cardinals outfielder Jim Edmonds as he rounds bases after home run onto Sheffield Avenue, then ejected for hitting Edmonds a second time. Zambrano: "I don't have to apologize to anybody. This is not a baby's game. This is a man's game."

April 2005: Taunts plate umpire Dale Scott after being ejected from Opening Day start in Arizona. Zambrano: "At that moment, you want to kill the umpire."

June 2007: Dugout fight with catcher Michael Barrett spills over into clubhouse. Barrett ends up in the hospital. Ends in lovefest, before Barrett gets traded.

May 2009: After ejection, Zambrano impersonates umpire by giving him the thumb, then hurls a ball toward left field, attacks Gatorade cooler with a bat. Suspended six games and fined $3,000.

September 2009: Rips Cubs fans for booing him after an erratic outing. Zambrano: "I thought these were the greatest fans in baseball. But they showed me today that they just care about them, and that's not fair."

September 2009: Insists 2010 will be different: "Like Arnold Schwarzenegger said, 'I'll be back.' Believe it. All new episodes -- next year."

March 2010: Guarantees in a Tribune interview that he has changed. Zambrano: "For real. I am almost sure — 99.9 percent. When you're sure of something, you go ahead and do it — and execute it. Seriously."

June 2010: Engages in heated shouting match with Derrek Lee in dugout at U.S. Cellular Field, leading to suspension and anger management counseling.

February 2011: Announces in spring training "I'm cured" because of anger management counseling.

June 2011: Calls out Cubs as "'embarrassing" and a "Triple-A team," while throwing Carlos Marmol under the bus for giving up game-tying hit to Ryan Theriot on a slider.

August 2011: Serves up five home runs in 10-4 loss to the Braves, ejected for throwing at Chipper Jones, cleans out locker and announces his "retirement." Cubs subsequently place Zambrano on 30-day disqualified list, without pay.
:lol:

Holy shit. I remember all of that happening. I guess I forgot. Maybe Zambrano has tiger blood. He's obviously winning....
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killeverything wrote: :lol:

Holy shit. I remember all of that happening. I guess I forgot. Maybe Zambrano has tiger blood. He's obviously winning....
He's a rich asshole. The Cubs haven't a single leg to stand regarding trying to not pay him either. They knew it last year when he erupted and they know it now no matter how loudly they yell 'without pay!'.
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johnk5150 wrote:Friday isn't really even in the top ten shitty thing that backsack has done n a Cubs uniform.


July 2004: Screams at Cardinals outfielder Jim Edmonds as he rounds bases after home run onto Sheffield Avenue, then ejected for hitting Edmonds a second time. Zambrano: "I don't have to apologize to anybody. This is not a baby's game. This is a man's game."

April 2005: Taunts plate umpire Dale Scott after being ejected from Opening Day start in Arizona. Zambrano: "At that moment, you want to kill the umpire."

June 2007: Dugout fight with catcher Michael Barrett spills over into clubhouse. Barrett ends up in the hospital. Ends in lovefest, before Barrett gets traded.

May 2009: After ejection, Zambrano impersonates umpire by giving him the thumb, then hurls a ball toward left field, attacks Gatorade cooler with a bat. Suspended six games and fined $3,000.

September 2009: Rips Cubs fans for booing him after an erratic outing. Zambrano: "I thought these were the greatest fans in baseball. But they showed me today that they just care about them, and that's not fair."

September 2009: Insists 2010 will be different: "Like Arnold Schwarzenegger said, 'I'll be back.' Believe it. All new episodes -- next year."

March 2010: Guarantees in a Tribune interview that he has changed. Zambrano: "For real. I am almost sure — 99.9 percent. When you're sure of something, you go ahead and do it — and execute it. Seriously."

June 2010: Engages in heated shouting match with Derrek Lee in dugout at U.S. Cellular Field, leading to suspension and anger management counseling.

February 2011: Announces in spring training "I'm cured" because of anger management counseling.

June 2011: Calls out Cubs as "'embarrassing" and a "Triple-A team," while throwing Carlos Marmol under the bus for giving up game-tying hit to Ryan Theriot on a slider.

August 2011: Serves up five home runs in 10-4 loss to the Braves, ejected for throwing at Chipper Jones, cleans out locker and announces his "retirement." Cubs subsequently place Zambrano on 30-day disqualified list, without pay.
Like I said, RELEASE HIS ASS!! I don't care if the Cubs have to eat the money or not.......his behavior is inexcusable!
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Of course they take 2 of 3 from a good team. Dicks.
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have won 12 of their last 15.....only 14 games below .500!! Wow, that's really pathetic.
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Leppardmania wrote:have won 12 of their last 15.....only 14 games below .500!! Wow, that's really pathetic.
The Astros suck. I can't believe the owner found a buyer for those turds.

I love their center field. Totally reminds me of when we played pickup games when we were kids and had to work the hazards of the field.
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Bye Bye Hendry!!! Is Quade next?
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johnk5150 wrote:
Leppardmania wrote:have won 12 of their last 15.....only 14 games below .500!! Wow, that's really pathetic.
The Astros suck. I can't believe the owner found a buyer for those turds.

I love their center field. Totally reminds me of when we played pickup games when we were kids and had to work the hazards of the field.

I was at that game where Bogusevic launched that grand salami off Marmol.. And taking the series from the cubbies wasn't so bad either..
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I was at that game where Bogusevic launched that grand salami off Marmol.. And taking the series from the cubbies wasn't so bad either.
I wouldn't exactly be bragging about taking a series against the Cubs this year.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Leppardmania wrote:have won 12 of their last 15.....only 14 games below .500!! Wow, that's really pathetic.
The Astros suck. I can't believe the owner found a buyer for those turds.

I love their center field. Totally reminds me of when we played pickup games when we were kids and had to work the hazards of the field.

I was at that game where Bogusevic launched that grand salami off Marmol.. And taking the series from the cubbies wasn't so bad either..
:lol:
I'd much rather suffer through being an Astros fan. At least your team's payroll isn't out of control and your stocking the farm system.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Shinerrox wrote:The Astros suck. I can't believe the owner found a buyer for those turds.

I love their center field. Totally reminds me of when we played pickup games when we were kids and had to work the hazards of the field.

I was at that game where Bogusevic launched that grand salami off Marmol.. And taking the series from the cubbies wasn't so bad either..
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I'd much rather suffer through being an Astros fan. At least your team's payroll isn't out of control and your stocking the farm system.[/quote]

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and the Astro fans are better too
Agree. The seven people in attendance in Houston that series were all watching the game.
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Ya know what? I never had anything against the Cubs. Loved Mark Grace growing up, wondered why the Cardinals were always picking on em', knew their GM was retarded, etc.

Still I'm getting sick and fucking tired of Fox Saturday Baseball making us watch Cubs games. Why? Why don't you let us see a team that's in race for the post-season? Like Milwaukee, Cincinnati, Arizona ( all of which are playing right now ) and not some fucking loser franchise...lose again.

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Leppardmania wrote:
I was at that game where Bogusevic launched that grand salami off Marmol.. And taking the series from the cubbies wasn't so bad either.
I wouldn't exactly be bragging about taking a series against the Cubs this year.
Have you seen the Astros record this year? There's very little to brag about. You have go take em where you can.
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bane wrote:
Leppardmania wrote:
I was at that game where Bogusevic launched that grand salami off Marmol.. And taking the series from the cubbies wasn't so bad either.
I wouldn't exactly be bragging about taking a series against the Cubs this year.
Have you seen the Astros record this year? There's very little to brag about. You have go take em where you can.

Hey looky there, the Astros are on a 4 game winning streak! Altuve hit an inside the park HR to lead off the game..
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Shinerrox wrote:Hey looky there, the Astros are on a 4 game winning streak! Altuve hit an inside the park HR to lead off the game..
Yeah, but Ed Wade is still the GM ( and will be next year too, unless they wisen up and fire him ). At least the Cubs had enough sense to fire theirs.
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Shinerrox wrote:

Hey looky there, the Astros are on a 4 game winning streak! Altuve hit an inside the park HR to lead off the game..
Altuve is interesting. That little dude just might stick. He's fun to watch.
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