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Eagles are on fire. Along with the Panthers..

Definitely some good matchups next week.
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sin wrote:Looking forward to the Lions @ the Eagles this Sunday, should be a good test for both teams. I think the stat's favor the Eagles slightly, but Nick Foles hasn't seen the pressure the Lions front four can bring.
Hell yeah, bring it, Detroit. 8)
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I can't wait to see Foles and his receivers light up that horrible Detroit secondary.
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Yes, shit talkers usually fair well on this thread.
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Redman77 wrote:Yes, shit talkers usually fair well on this thread.
As do pantywaists who are afraid to talk a little smack. And it's "fare".
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Redman77 wrote:Yes, shit talkers usually fair well on this thread.
As do pantywaists who are afraid to talk a little smack. And it's "fare".

Levi comes to mind when I read "pantywaists"
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Machado wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Redman77 wrote:Yes, shit talkers usually fair well on this thread.
As do pantywaists who are afraid to talk a little smack. And it's "fare".

Levi comes to mind when I read "pantywaists"
Nah, Levi will talk shit though I can't help but thinking that P13 is laughing his ass off right now after the game last night.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Machado wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
As do pantywaists who are afraid to talk a little smack. And it's "fare".

Levi comes to mind when I read "pantywaists"
Nah, Levi will talk shit though I can't help but thinking that P13 is laughing his ass off right now after the game last night.
Levi has vanished from this thread like a fart in the wind.

Can't blame Levi so much since his boy RG 3-9 lost again last night.
Matter of fact, Levi abandoned this thread many weeks ago.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Redman77 wrote:Yes, shit talkers usually fair well on this thread.
As do pantywaists who are afraid to talk a little smack. And it's "fare".
Enjoy your little spelling victory. Lets recap

Vikings shit talker - check
Redskins shit talker - check
Cowboys shit talker - check
Eggals shit talker - ........
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WTF wrote:
HollywoodTrash wrote:Image
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He cries cum, bro.

Are Antonio Smith and p13 Facebook buddies or something?
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Facedown wrote:
WTF wrote:
HollywoodTrash wrote:Image
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He cries cum, bro.

Are Antonio Smith and p13 Facebook buddies or something?
Gotta be. Of course the Texans have only been outscored by about 130 points in the second half this year.
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WTF wrote:
Gotta be. Of course the Texans have only been outscored by about 130 points in the second half this year.

Maybe if Antonio's coaching staff knew how to adjust a gameplan, they wouldn't be outscored by 130 points, they might be accused of spying though.
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Redman77 wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Redman77 wrote:Yes, shit talkers usually fair well on this thread.
As do pantywaists who are afraid to talk a little smack. And it's "fare".
Enjoy your little spelling victory. Lets recap

Vikings shit talker - check
Redskins shit talker - check
Cowboys shit talker - check
Eggals shit talker - ........

Wowzers. That's a mighty fine list of "accomplishments" there.
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The Chiefs offense all of a sudden can score, and the defense disappears. Injuries to Houston and Hali do not help, but their secondary is a train wreck. Kendrick Lewis has always sucked. Cooper, the rookie CB, was exciting in the first half of the season, now he's getting raped by veteran QBs. And fuck Andy Reid and his no-run play-calling. You've got one of the best RBs in the league and you don't use him?! That INT Alex Smith threw in the first half when they were inside the Denver 5, why the fuck are you calling a pass play there! Alex threw the ball, I get that, but the call was fucking stupid to begin with. Low percentage. I want Schottenheimer back. They did get to the AFC championship once when he was the HC.
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Peterbilt wrote:The Chiefs offense all of a sudden can score, and the defense disappears. Injuries to Houston and Hali do not help, but their secondary is a train wreck. Kendrick Lewis has always sucked. Cooper, the rookie CB, was exciting in the first half of the season, now he's getting raped by veteran QBs. And fuck Andy Reid and his no-run play-calling. You've got one of the best RBs in the league and you don't use him?! That INT Alex Smith threw in the first half when they were inside the Denver 5, why the fuck are you calling a pass play there! Alex threw the ball, I get that, but the call was fucking stupid to begin with. Low percentage. I want Schottenheimer back. They did get to the AFC championship once when he was the HC.

KC will eventually get tired of Reid just like Philly did. :wink:
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Haven't seen much of the game tonight, but, man Seattle is killing it.
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Redman77 wrote:Yes, shit talkers usually fair well on this thread.
I've talked a lot of shit but made a ton of dead on calls.....

Picked both win less teams Tampa and Jags to win on the same day.
Ravens over Jets
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How bout LB Thomas Davis during the Panthers vs Dolphins game last week.

Panthers LB Thomas Davis in the first quarter dislocated a finger that forced the bone to go through the skin. He went to the locker room, got it stitched up, returned, and he did not miss a snap playing all 63 defensive plays.

Just rub some dirt on it!
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kylel wrote:8 in a row!!! GO PANTHERS!!!
Vikings
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One and out in the playoffs. Enjoy it. Cam Tebow.
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NeverSurrender wrote:The NFL refs are entering NBA ref territory, seen before only by the likes of the corrupt NHL refs.

And Al Michaels is irate about it.
Al Michaels dabbles with LSD? Corrupt refs? Link please? :lol:

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Been complaining about the rules and flags all season. The SKINS game was another fuck up for the refs highlight reel. The "touching" of Brady today was laughable. Little Chucky...Just let them play! During ALL games most of the talk is about flags and new rules. Every play is a nail bitter, waiting to see if a flag will be tossed.
It's embarrassing. With all the backup QB's, RB's, WR's and injuries at every position it sure looks like these wimp rules are really helping.

But to think or say there's corruption with NFL refs? I only seen home ref calls on lower levels and from time to time in the NFL you'll say that's a Home Field advantage call. But corruption? You're fucking high.
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Today's NFL game is turning into the recent ProBowls.
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Nice of Trestman to add some offense to the Bears game. While losing EVERYTHING ELSE THE USED TO DO WELL. All I'm in less than a year.
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:
Peterbilt wrote:The Chiefs offense all of a sudden can score, and the defense disappears. Injuries to Houston and Hali do not help, but their secondary is a train wreck. Kendrick Lewis has always sucked. Cooper, the rookie CB, was exciting in the first half of the season, now he's getting raped by veteran QBs. And fuck Andy Reid and his no-run play-calling. You've got one of the best RBs in the league and you don't use him?! That INT Alex Smith threw in the first half when they were inside the Denver 5, why the fuck are you calling a pass play there! Alex threw the ball, I get that, but the call was fucking stupid to begin with. Low percentage. I want Schottenheimer back. They did get to the AFC championship once when he was the HC.

KC will eventually get tired of Reid just like Philly did. :wink:
Andy Reid going away from the run? You don't say! :lol:

I guess the shine is off the apple now, huh? Nobody wanted to listen to us when we said that Reid has serious deficiencies in his coaching skill set and he has shown them over and over again over the last 14 years. You got that gaudy record feasting on mediocre/shitty teams; hope that somehow the players overcome Reid's terrible sideline decisions through skill and tenacity (something that Philly was able to do a number of times). Have fun in the playoffs.
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How does Peterbilt go from obnoxiously posting a huge fucking KC Chiefs logo to trashing Andy Reid in less than a month?

You won like 2 games last season, have some fucking gratitude.

"boo fucking hoo we are 9-3"

Christ! Some of you motherfuckers don't know how good you have it. And you don't even have the Indian-name-change police on your asses either! You got it made!
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UtahRatt wrote:
kylel wrote:8 in a row!!! GO PANTHERS!!!
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One and out in the playoffs. Enjoy it. Cam Tebow.
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Who the hell does Utah like anyway? He seems to get a free pass because no one know's who he roots for.

All the same, he has made some good calls so I ask you Rat. Give me the winners to these 3 games. Chicago vs the Cowboys, Seattle vs SF, and The Saints vs the Panthers.
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sin wrote:Who the hell does Utah like anyway? He seems to get a free pass because no one know's who he roots for. .
Truthersurrender syndrome. He refuses to tell us who he votes for.

I guess it's possible to be an NFL fan without backing a specific team but seems like it would be a lot less fun.

Seattle sure looks like the team to beat right now - if they get homefield I don't see anybody stopping them from making the Super Bowl.
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Crazy Levi wrote: Seattle sure looks like the team to beat right now - if they get homefield I don't see anybody stopping them from making the Super Bowl.

I could see, San Fran doing it, if they get their ass kicked this Sunday. That will be 3 straight slaughterings from the Seahawks. It gets in the Seahawks head that San Fran is a piece of cake and they have a hungry, pissed off Niners team who will put their best feet forward in Seattle in the playoffs. Can't win them all and have to lose at some point.
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sin wrote:Who the hell does Utah like anyway? He seems to get a free pass because no one know's who he roots for.

All the same, he has made some good calls so I ask you Rat. Give me the winners to these 3 games. Chicago vs the Cowboys, Seattle vs SF, and The Saints vs the Panthers.

For some reason I thought he was a Raiders fan. I can see why he'd be vague on his team if that's the case.
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