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:lol:

Anyone have the Eagles vs Lions game on? SNOW BOWL! Cant's see shit.
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UtahRatt wrote::lol:

Anyone have the Eagles vs Lions game on? SNOW BOWL! Cant's see shit.
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The Gronk hurt after a low but legal hit. These hits are just as bad as the head shots that got everybody up in arms.
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As do pantywaists who are afraid to talk a little smack. And it's "fare".
Enjoy your little spelling victory. Lets recap

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Is it OK to commence shit talking now?
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Bullshit pass interference in the endzone for the Patriots. Wonder if Belicheat/Brady will cry about that one?
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How about that 4th quarter of the Vikings vs Ravens....Better yet the last minute? Crazy as hell. And I thought the 4th of that Eagles game was insane.

FUCKING VIKINGS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Neversurrender will not post the rest of this year.
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MickeyG wrote:Bullshit pass interference in the endzone for the Patriots. Wonder if Belicheat/Brady will cry about that one?

Meh,, Just a makeup call for the BULLSHIT NON PI call in that Panthers/Patriots game.

Brady does it again. Fuck. Romo, take notes son.
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I like how well the Chargers play when there's nothing on the line.
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tin00can wrote:I like how well the Chargers play when there's nothing on the line.
I like how the Redskins play when there's nothing on the line.
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Worst officiated games in the history of the planet today.

The NFL refs get worse and worse every week, just like the football does.


In some asshole replay officials mind this is a fumble, lol.

http://www.baltimoreravens.com/videos/v ... aaed6a31b6

Sure wish the Vikings would have given up on Ponder earlier, Cassell has been pretty steady when he gets the chance.
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Get ready for your whooping next week NeverSurrender.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Get ready for your whooping next week NeverSurrender.

Ehh, just happy my team has still shown effort. New coaching staff and qb next season might have a chance.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Worst officiated games in the history of the planet today.

The NFL refs get worse and worse every week, just like the football does.


In some asshole replay officials mind this is a fumble, lol.

http://www.baltimoreravens.com/videos/v ... aaed6a31b6

Sure wish the Vikings would have given up on Ponder earlier, Cassell has been pretty steady when he gets the chance.
:lol:

I picked up Gerhart when I seen AP get carted off the field, the updated cliff note on Gerhart stats said.

"Gerhart also "lost" a first-quarter fumble on a play that should have been overturned on review. Replay appeared to conclusively show that Gerhart was down"


What a great game! One of the craziest 4th quarters topped off with an even better ending, that Patterson bitch runs back the winning TD! But wait it's the Vikings! The Ravens get a TD inside a minute!.
The fumble didn't have anything to do with letting Flacco torch down the field and score an impossible TD in what 30 seconds? FUCKING FLACCO? If you're mad at anything it should be that your team sucks.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Get ready for your whooping next week NeverSurrender.

Ehh, just happy my team has still shown effort. New coaching staff and qb next season might have a chance.
With a new running back all day long. :lol:
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Saints score 31 points against the Panthers defense?


Wow. Only had given up 157 points til tonight.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Saints score 31 points against the Panthers defense?


Wow. Only had given up 157 points til tonight.
Ya really surprising.
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And while we're at it Neversurrender, if you have any questions about football. Just ask.

UtahRatt wrote:Anyone picking? Tough week. I wouldn't bet on shit.

Cowboys @ Da Bears = Cowboys

Panthers @ Saints = Saint's

Seattle @ Niners = Niners

Lions @ SmEagols = Eagles
Packfuckers @ Falcons = Flip a coin, Packers must win with a shit QB
Colts @ Beagles = Beagles
Rams @ Cardnals = Card's - Palmer toss at least tosses 2INT's, still wins
Dolpnins @ Pittsburgh = Pittsburgh

All tough match ups with good D's vs good O's, weather, must win games, teams with issues....

Going with home teams in close low scoring games this week.
Guess I meant high scores and home teams.

Cowboys @ Da Bears = Cowboys
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Panthers @ Saints = Saint's
Seattle @ Niners = Niners

Lions @ SmEagols = Eagles
Packfuckers @ Falcons = Packers
Colts @ Beagles = Beagles
Rams @ Cardnals = Card's
Dolpnins @ Pittsburgh = Pittsburgh

7 down 1 to go.....



*edit*....In case it's taken wrong...I know the Steelers....

7 down 1 game to go.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Image
That's hilarious and of course expected.

You could buy upper deck tickets for $4 today (fees included) on stubhub - full view seats too.

Sideline club seats were going for $28. These are historic lows.

Fun fact - see those large cutouts (basically half the stadium) in the end zones? A few years ago those were about 20,000 seats but Snyder ripped em out to avoid blackouts and embarrasing scenes like today.

Might need to rip out another 40,000.
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[quote="UtahRatt"]How about that 4th quarter of the Vikings vs Ravens....Better yet the last minute? Crazy as hell. And I thought the 4th of that Eagles game was insane.

Eagles and Lions were playing through blizzard like conditions a lot of the players couldn't even see the ball. Stafford turned the ball over a lot cost them the game.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Redman77 wrote:Enjoy your little spelling victory. Lets recap

Vikings shit talker - check
Redskins shit talker - check
Cowboys shit talker - check
Eggals shit talker - ........
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Is it OK to commence shit talking now?
Yes, you're safe to talk shit after the game. No excuses, Lions should have stopped the run in the second half, but 2 bullshit calls totally changed momentum. Fairly's "late hit" was a joke. Foyles arm was still in the motion of the pass, instead of 4th & long, 1st down Eagles & WTF was the holding on Suh on the 2 pt. conversion?
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Okay Utah, you've been on a role. Give me two predictions for this week in games that are not obvious.
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If the Lions can't win the division this year, they may never win it again.

Rodgers hurt (packers were average before he got hurt), Bears have 0 defense and the Vikings are awful on defense and stuck with Ponder 1 season too long. Now the 7-6 Lions are barely holding on. And aren't they usually very Cowboy like in December?

How did the NFC North become the worst division in football?
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Damn, as bad as the Redskins are, the Rams get their 1st pick this year.

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No shit, Truther. I was not aware of that.

Thanks for dropping that bombshell.


In other breaking news, Vince Lombardi died. And the Vikings have never won a Super Bowl.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah it sucks, but then we all expected last season's pick (also given to the rams) would be top 5, when in fact it was very high due to the unexpected NFC east title. So it's a wash.

If RG3 comes back a-la Cam Newton it'll be forgotten. If he turns out to be a bust, it's just another entry in the Dan Snyder Hall of Fail. Business as usual really - and Skins fans love bitching about Snyder as much as you like bitching about Roger Goodell and the Government transmitter in your head.

The speculation was that Shanahan wouldn't be employed this morning. That hasn't come to pass yet.
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I feel some of your pain Levi.

We both have owners/GM's that are complete fucking morons.

Sucks too. Because , some of the talent that we have on our respected teams gets washed away because of our owners/GMs.
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MickeyG wrote:Bullshit pass interference in the endzone for the Patriots. Wonder if Belicheat/Brady will cry about that one?
We knew you couldn't stay away, p13. How bout them COL.....
Oh, wait.
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Crazy Levi wrote:and Skins fans love bitching about Snyder as much as you like bitching about Roger Goodell and the Government transmitter in your head.

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Crazy Levi wrote:No shit, Truther. I was not aware of that.

Thanks for dropping that bombshell.


In other breaking news, Vince Lombardi died. And the Vikings have never won a Super Bowl.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah it sucks, but then we all expected last season's pick (also given to the rams) would be top 5, when in fact it was very high due to the unexpected NFC east title. So it's a wash.

If RG3 comes back a-la Cam Newton it'll be forgotten. If he turns out to be a bust, it's just another entry in the Dan Snyder Hall of Fail. Business as usual really - and Skins fans love bitching about Snyder as much as you like bitching about Roger Goodell and the Government transmitter in your head.

The speculation was that Shanahan wouldn't be employed this morning. That hasn't come to pass yet.
Poor Levi had such high hopes for his QB and team in 2013.

So are you prepared to admit there was drama between Shanahan and RG3 before the season even started?
I reported on this issue consistently and each time you were in FULL DENIAL mode.

How about now?
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10101 ... 012-season
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