The NFL Thread

[Crazy Levi]

If only RG3 had a tail, maybe he'd have been able to keep his balance better this season.

[NeverSurrender]

The Vikings (mostly qbed by the horrible Ponder) now have scored one more point than the team that employs Calvin Johnson, Reggie Bush and Matthew Turnover.

It's all because of Matty Cassel.

He has played pretty well. I still think most NFL qbs could do what Cassel has done though. Ponder is pure shit, and whoever made the choice to stay with him needs to lose their job. It's really hard for an NFL qb to not take advantage of having 8 men in the box because of Peterson. But Ponder can't do that. Sucks too, we might be contending for a playoff spot if those clowns hadn't stuck by Ponder.

[Redman77]

With 4 wins & a -62 point differential.

True, but you were one talking shit. because I said you have a shitty coach and Suh is dirty, both facts.

The 3 biggest shit talkers here to me are a Lions fan, A Raiders fan who thinks a white guy wearing number 7 is an NFL RB and a communist Redskins fan who shit up this board for 18 months with tails of how his one legged QB was going to take over the NFL.

Swartz is a shitty coach, feel free to talk more about it. Suh has done some dirty things, but he's not as bad as made out in the press. Doesn't change the fact that the Viqueens are 4-9 & using cast offs for QB's.

[Crazy Levi]

The Vikings need a fucking QB, bad.

Their rotisseri of castoffs and bad draft picks aren't gonna do shit for them.

So are they drafting one? Are they trading for Kirk Cousins? Is Matt Flynn next up in the rotation?

[NeverSurrender]

And still scored a pointmore than your juggernaut.


Hey Redman, that 4th division title in the last 53 seasons is looking pretty shaky right now. What's your record since you started running your cumlappers? 1-4?

[Redman77]

Only talking shit to the one with the most shit in their mouth, which is you. As I said before, you can't say anything about the Lions that will get to me, 40 years as a fan has me not expecting anything. The only fact is your team is 4-9, out of the playoff picture and went to the Tampa Bay Bucs yard sale to try & get a QB this year.

Go on with the division titles, live in the past. If that's how you want to play it, we've won 4 NFL championships to the Viqueen's one.

[NeverSurrender]

Only talking shit to the one with the most shit in their mouth, which is you. As I said before, you can't say anything about the Lions that will get to me, 40 years as a fan has me not expecting anything. The only fact is your team is 4-9, out of the playoff picture and went to the Tampa Bay Bucs yard sale to try & get a QB this year.

Go on with the division titles, live in the past. If that's how you want to play it, we've won 4 NFL championships to the Viqueen's one.

Shit in mouth? Like saying Suh is dirty and your coach blows? That's the truth. Then you started running your cumlappers. So obviously it must have got to you somehow.

Live in the past? Yeah because that 7-7 record and another december meltdown is something to be proud of in the present.

Typical Lion's fan. Got all happy over a 7-4 record, not is eating the same shit he is accusing me of having in my mouth.

How come the Bears and Packers fans here have no problem with me? Oh yeah, because when I say the truth about my team, they don't lose it, all while the Lions are losing everything.

Like I said, 3 biggest shit talkers to me. Lions, Skins and Raiders fan.

How is that even possible?

[Crazy Levi]

Truthersurrender is completely delusional, that's what makes him so fucking hilarious.

Putting aside the conspiracy theories an tin foil hat hilarity, I'm talking about the Vikings and his borderline hallucinogenic perception of them.

He seriously believes that his team - one of the least relevant in the HISTORY of the NFL - matters in the scheme of things. Their legacy is basically non-existent. Ask your NFL fan to name a couple famous Vikings and that list probably ends at Bret Favre. Maybe Fran Tarkenton if they are over 40.

And they've never won shit. In years and years and years. Nobody gives a fuck about some division title or wild-card bullshit they may have lucked into over the years.

A Vikings shit-talker.

It would be laughable if it weren't so sad.

[Redman77]

Like I said, 3 biggest shit talkers to me. Lions, Skins and Raiders fan.

How is that even possible?

Because your team is 4-9.

Now, when the Viqueens lose again this week, go into hiding until someone else who gives you shit about your team loses & then come back & talk shit.

[NeverSurrender]

IF you add up the total amount of teams in the NFL in each season the Lions won their titles, the total number is I believe 48.....

As soon as the Vikings entered the NFL this shit team has a total of 3 division titles.

[NeverSurrender]

Like I said, 3 biggest shit talkers to me. Lions, Skins and Raiders fan.

How is that even possible?

Because your team is 4-9.

Now, when the Viqueens lose again this week, go into hiding until someone else who gives you shit about your team loses & then come back & talk shit.

"Go into hiding" v you keep saying that. Even if it ain't true.

BTW they're 4 -8 -1.

4 more wins in the this season then your team has division titles in 53 years.

[NeverSurrender]

[Crazy Levi]

IF you add up the total amount of teams in the NFL in each season the Lions won their titles, the total number is I believe 48.....

The Vikings have won zero super bowls.

If you add up the number of victories the Vikings have this season, the total number is I believe 4....

And you have the number of times Truther has emerged from hiding to talk shit after the fact.

[Redman77]

4-8-1

[NeverSurrender]

Don't worry, Red.

Ponder is on pace to throw the exact same amount of INTS as Stafford this year.

[NeverSurrender]

The difference between you and me of course, is that I have admitted since they drafted Plunder that I knew he sucked.

You seem to be in a bit of denial. Can you imagine how bad Matty Turnover would be without Megatron?

[Redman77]

4-8-1

[NeverSurrender]

4-8-1

1-4 since you ramped up those cumlappers.

[sin]

As far as I'm concerned the Bears and Packers can fight it out. 7-9 makes change happen a lot quicker then a Division title does.

I'm failing to see how NS can cry about Utah Rat making fun of teams who have a better record than his yet here he is doing the same thing!

[NeverSurrender]

Oh, and of course I knew your record, you were wrong about the Vikes record. That's called pulling a meathead. But hey you're not wrong all the time like he is. At least you got that.

[NeverSurrender]

As far as I'm concerned the Bears and Packers can fight it out. 7-9 makes change happen a lot quicker then a Division title does.

I'm failing to see how NS can cry about Utah Rat making fun of teams who have a better record than his yet here he is doing the same thing!

Wrong. Talking shit to the people who talk shit to me. Ratt has been like p13 this year. And he thought Ponder was a rb. Come on, man.

[Redman77]

4-8-1

1-4 since you ramped up those cumlappers.

7-7 vs 4-8-1.

[johnk5150]

There are few things more beautiful than watching the Lions Detroit all over themselves.

Sweeping the Bears is one of them.

That first bears/lions game made me sick. The 2nd game came out of the other end.

[Redman77]

With the Viqueens & the Packers kissing their sisters, you're in the drivers seat now. How long until a Cutler implosion?

[Bludegeon]

Whoah Whoah Whoah..

No way..

Stafford played WORSE than Romo last night.. LOL..

But, funny damn pic..

[dtmfs]

Lions let me down last night, Don't know why I give a rats ass if Miami gets in the playoffs because I don't think they'll go very far, though they somehow manage to play good teams pretty well with the exception of that ass kicking the saints handed em'.

[Peterbilt]

With the Viqueens & the Packers kissing their sisters, you're in the drivers seat now. How long until a Cutler implosion?

Probably not long.

[Peterbilt]

There are few things more beautiful than watching the Lions Detroit all over themselves.

There's a Chicago radio host who resembles Grimace from McDonald's (the fat part, not the purple part) that loves to use that stupid colloquialism. You're not THAT guy are you?

[milk-milk-lemonade]

[Bludegeon]

Actually, coaching staff blew it.. As well as Romo..

Nevermind the fucking fact that the defense didn't stop the Packs offense once in the second half,

but, what's with facts..