The NFL Thread

[milk-milk-lemonade]

Actually, coaching staff blew it.. As well as Romo..

Nevermind the fucking fact that the defense didn't stop the Packs offense once in the second half,

but, what's with facts..

Romo got to fuck Jessica Simpson, pre-Shamu. So, he still has that feather in his cap.

Chin up, Tony!

[johnk5150]

There are few things more beautiful than watching the Lions Detroit all over themselves.

There's a Chicago radio host who resembles Grimace from McDonald's (the fat part, not the purple part) that loves to use that stupid colloquialism. You're not THAT guy are you?

I am not Matt Spiegel.

[Machado]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SI Jinx strikes again!

I'm a believer

[John Simon Ritchie]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SI Jinx strikes again!

I'm a believer

I'm a believer that shitty game plans and bewildering coaching decisions strike again.

[AliceManson]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SI Jinx strikes again!

I'm a believer

I'm a believer that shitty game plans and bewildering coaching decisions strike again.

[John Simon Ritchie]

I'm a believer that shitty game plans and bewildering coaching decisions strike again.

Oh, believe me...I'm aware.

[Bludegeon]

I'm a believer that shitty game plans and bewildering coaching decisions strike again.

Oh no.... That "never" happens.. Said No Cowboys fan ever.

[Peterbilt]

There are few things more beautiful than watching the Lions Detroit all over themselves.

There's a Chicago radio host who resembles Grimace from McDonald's (the fat part, not the purple part) that loves to use that stupid colloquialism. You're not THAT guy are you?

I am not Matt Spiegel.

You have his verbiage down pat, though. I think I saw you refer to a Bulls "tank-win" in another thread. You're not him. Ok. Do you write his material then?

[MickeyG]

I forgot to post about the Dolphins owning the Fagtriots.

Fuck you Belicheat, Fuck you Gaydy, and Fuck all you Patriot fans!

[dtmfs]

I forgot to post about the Dolphins owning the Fagtriots.

Fuck you Belicheat, Fuck you Gaydy, and Fuck all you Patriot fans!

I was happy about the win and as a dolphin fan I hate Brady and Belichick(I'm suppose to) but give respect where it is given, Brady is an all time great and so is Bill doing what they're doing missing so many pieces proves that. Miamis rebuilding and gave the pats hell in both games but they as always took their foot off their throat in the first game, miami should be 2-0 vs those guys but you can never count brady out, and he damn near snuffed them out again. The pats will continue to own that division til Miami gets a good RB and better O-line and secondary.

[Machado]

Since the Bengals punter was seriously injured over the weekend, now the NFL wants to describe the punters as "defenseless".
Poor choice.
Why not just ask the punter to leave the field after the punt?

Punters have been known to make TD saving tackles or at least impede the punt returner enough for a teammate to make the tackle.
Does not sound like a defenseless player.

What the league should is ban all crackback blocks? That might do the trick but don't describe the punter as defenseless.

[SkeletorsGhost]

I'm a believer that shitty game plans and bewildering coaching decisions strike again.

Oh, believe me...I'm aware.

The coaching change was needed in Philly

[UtahRatt]

Wrong. Talking shit to the people who talk shit to me. Ratt has been like p13 this year. And he thought Ponder was a rb. Come on, man.

Funny you mention P13 because that's what others call you. Have you not noticed, everyone talks shit too you? In fact there's a Moron thread in the lounge with your name all over it.
At this point I don't think anyone believes you know a dam thing on any subject let alone football.

I've talked a lot of shit but at least I've backed it up. I've made calls, picks, opinions all season before the games and what have you done? Like a girl you mutter ponder is a RB for 3 months, disappear when your team loses and talk shit after the Vikings win one...The one I picked them to win! Didn't see you say anything about that game, till after it was over of course. Notice you didn't open your mouth over my posts, predictions or opinions either.

That's all you have, a tinfoil hat and talk shit after the fact.


Seriously, does anyone here think NeverSurrender knows a dam thing about football or anything for that matter? Other then nick names of his teams players.

[Crazy Levi]

Neversurrender = owned

It's as simple as that.

I've also backed up my shit-talking with numerous bets and challenges. That's cause I know this is a goof.

For Truther, fucking EVERYTHING is life and death, which is why he sulks in the shadows until his stupid team wins a fucking game and then puffs out his moobs.

P13 > Neversurrender

[sin]

UtahRatt livened this place up. He came in and talked trash about every team, he didn't play favorites. This thread was headed for a slow death before he stepped up his posting.

[Crazy Levi]

Allow me to shit up the board.

So, I predict the mighty Kirk-Cousins-led Washington fucking Redskins will embarrass the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday.

What do you think, Machado? You spineless pussy?

You ready to have your shit ass bitches' season ended for the second straight season by your hated rival? Losing in humiliating fashion to one of the worst teams in the league?

I knew you were.

Suck my ass.

[kylel]

Panthers play the aints at Carolina for the division. I'm excited to say the least...

[sin]

Allow me to shit up the board.

So, I predict the mighty Kirk-Cousins-led Washington fucking Redskins will embarrass the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday.

What do you think, Machado? You spineless pussy?

You ready to have your shit ass bitches' season ended for the second straight season by your hated rival? Losing in humiliating fashion to one of the worst teams in the league?

I knew you were.

Suck my ass.

Fuck you Levi, I bet on your "mighty Kirk-Cousins-Led Washington fucking Redskins" last week. I hope you lose, Mike Shanahan keeps his job and they hire Jay Cutler as their new QB next year!

[Machado]

Allow me to shit up the board.

So, I predict the mighty Kirk-Cousins-led Washington fucking Redskins will embarrass the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday.

What do you think, Machado? You spineless pussy?

You ready to have your shit ass bitches' season ended for the second straight season by your hated rival? Losing in humiliating fashion to one of the worst teams in the league?

I knew you were.

Suck my ass.

1)I'm disappointed my local Fox affiliate is not televising the game. Fucking NFL Rules and I don't have Direct TV
2)Not an easy game again this week because Sean Lee is out again with that neck injury. The defense already sucks and without the best player, how much more is the D expected to suck. Hoping for a lot of QB pressure from Ware.
3)Maybe playing on the road after the toughest loss of the season is a blessing. We shall see.
Romo and the offense need to score and score a lot because even a 23 point lead is nowhere near enough of a lead.
Zero turnovers on OFFENSE will go a long way.
4)Is RGIII dressing for the game or did the coach take away his jersey

[Crazy Levi]

LOL still bitching about Sean Lee.

The Redskins not only suck, they have been crippled by a $36 million cap penalty over the past two seasons which has resulted in zero depth and several extremely weak positions, you haven't seen me whining about that all year. But yeah one Cowboy player MAY be hurt and that's why the Cowboys will lose to a three-win team.

Nice to see how confident you are in the Cowboys. I'm sure if they somehow escape with a win you'll be back talking mucho mierda but hey that's the MO for guys like you and Neversurrender. You are no fucking fun Machado.

[Crazy Levi]

Allow me to shit up the board.

So, I predict the mighty Kirk-Cousins-led Washington fucking Redskins will embarrass the Dallas Cowboys on Sunday.

What do you think, Machado? You spineless pussy?

You ready to have your shit ass bitches' season ended for the second straight season by your hated rival? Losing in humiliating fashion to one of the worst teams in the league?

I knew you were.

Suck my ass.

Fuck you Levi, I bet on your "mighty Kirk-Cousins-Led Washington fucking Redskins" last week. I hope you lose, Mike Shanahan keeps his job and they hire Jay Cutler as their new QB next year!

Not my fault. I didn't predict a win last week nor did I tell you to bet on them.

But this week you'd be a fool to bet on the Cowboys.

[Machado]

LOL still bitching about Sean Lee.

The Redskins not only suck, they have been crippled by a $36 million cap penalty over the past two seasons which has resulted in zero depth and several extremely weak positions, you haven't seen me whining about that all year. But yeah one Cowboy player MAY be hurt and that's why the Cowboys will lose to a three-win team.

Nice to see how confident you are in the Cowboys. I'm sure if they somehow escape with a win you'll be back talking mucho mierda but hey that's the MO for guys like you and Neversurrender. You are no fucking fun Machado.

Shocking you would describe me as no fun.
I know you were not having fun when I reported the drama between
your boy and the head coach before the season started.
Go ahead and deny the drama existed. I dare you!

Does not matter what the won/loss records are when these 2 teams meet.
I remember back in '89 Dallas had 1 win all season & that win was at
Washington

With a Dallas defense among the worst of all time, not having Sean Lee in the game is a serious loss for the team. He might keep the score at 35 instead of 49 for the Skins.

[Crazy Levi]

Machado, straight up: For once in your life take a fucking stand.

Yes or no-

Will the Cowboys beat the Redskins this weekend? Do you have no prediction?

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

He hasn't decided how he will answer that yet.

[Crazy Levi]

He hasn't decided how he will answer that yet.

Again, I'm on record-

I don't give a fuck if Stan Lee or Sean Lee is playing for the Cowboys, they fucking suck and are dying to choke this shit against the worst team in the NFL, giving Philly a little breather before the playoffs.

You are fucking welcome. yeah I hate the Eagles but nobody is worse than the Cowboys. And lets face it the Eagles ain't won shit since the leather helmet days (they are like the Vikings of the NFC East) so it's hard to loathe them TOO much.

[Machado]

Machado, straight up: For once in your life take a fucking stand.

Yes or no-

Will the Cowboys beat the Redskins this weekend? Do you have no prediction?

Dallas 28
Skins 24

BAM!!!

Levi-No surprise who you are rooting for on Sunday. C'mon, tell me something you don't know?
Here's an example: I had no idea Machado was correct when he reported the drama between RGIII & Shanahan before the exhibition season began.

[Crazy Levi]

Machado, there's still no proof that any of that nonsense you were yammering on about was true at the time, or now.

I'm not even convinced Shanahan will be fired.

And thanks for going on record. You now have the right to talk shit if Stan Lee wins.

[Machado]

Machado, there's still no proof that any of that nonsense you were yammering on about was true at the time, or now.

I'm not even convinced Shanahan will be fired.

Google.com
I hear that's a good site for information.
GOOD LUCK!!!

[Redman77]

Notice how the Purple Pecker Wrecker has been absent? The poor cellar dweller is praying the Lions, Bears & Puckers lose this week so he can come in and talk more shit.

[Crazy Levi]

Notice how the Purple Pecker Wrecker has been absent? The poor cellar dweller is praying the Lions, Bears & Puckers lose this week so he can come in and talk more shit.

For sure. Then he'll come in here and "shit up the boards" in that way that only he can - completely and humorlessly engaging in retroactive shit-talk while pretending that as a fucking Vikings fan he has the right to make fun of Detroit's history, while endlessly regurgitating stupid things like "ponder is a RB" and "Howard Cosell was forced off MNF."

Jesus Christ Neversurrender fucking sucks.