The New (Spam Free) Never Ending Wrestling Thread

[ParaDime77]

I just watched a replay of Summerslam.

Ziggler VS Jericho was the best match of the night BY FUCKING FAR. Awesome from start to finish. I believe Jericho should be with Fozzy for the next while so it was a great way to end this WWE run of his.

Sheamus VS ADR - Who gives a shit
Daniel Bryan VS Kane - Who gives a shit
Team Black VS Team Black - Who gives a shit

Punk VS Cena VS Big Slow - Who gives a flying fuck, you already knew Punk was going to win.

Bork Laser VS Paul Levesque - Did anyone else feel like this match was missing something? The whole thing felt flat, emotionless, and eventually just turned into a great big BLAH. Then Cripple H starts weeping for the last 10 minutes... thennnn, the show's over. Gay. I feel sorry for anyone who had to pay 50 bucks to see only one great match from this PPV.

Also, here's an AW sign being confiscated:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROzNrz7DbkY

Funny how the crowd was cheering "KOBE BRYANT!" during the tag team match. Fuck WWE.

The Lesnar/HHH match was flat because that jackass HHH was there inserting himself into the biggest program once again. I wish Brock beat the legit living fuck out of Hunter like he did to Heath Herring in UFC.

[ozzyrulz777]

The way they got rid of Jericho tonight because his contract is up was horrible.

[LAglamrocker]

Its sad HHH has become everything DX was against, old dudes that cant give up the spotlight. HUNTER HOLLYWOOD HOGAN

[FullDJacket]

Its sad HHH has become everything DX was against, old dudes that cant give up the spotlight. HUNTER HOLLYWOOD HOGAN

If you asked me one year ago, why was he the Raw GM and did he beat Punk at Night of champions?, I would have agreed but after Taker/Hunter at Mania and also who should've been Lesnar's next opponent? HHH was the only one that made sense to me.

[Space Bear]

My buddy who freelances for TNA... uh... I mean IMPACT, just told me they're going to keep doing live TV until at least December. Must be doing okay for them.

[kylel]

[Kamikaze_Russo]

...one step closer to porn.

[nakedmadman]

It's gonna happen. Just a matter of time. Suprised it's not come out yet that she's been turned down for Playboy. Also amazing what they can do with photoshop.

On a side note, anyone see her miss the edge of the stage/ramp last week on Impact? Damn near bit it big time.

[ozzyrulz777]

So Hulk is back as Hollywood Hogan and he is growling like a dog. WHAT! THE! FUCK!

[Space Bear]

Just read that TNA is finally going to end the Claire Lynch storyline.
The article said that the "actress" playing Lynch has left the company, so there won't even be a real payoff to the angle (as if there could be one).

The payoff was sparing viewers from anymore stupidity by dropping the entire angle like a hot potato.

Too bad it wasn't WWE, 'cause then we would've had Cole telling us that l#pacentaldisruption was trending worldwide.

[Lardbucket]

Just read that TNA is finally going to end the Claire Lynch storyline.
The article said that the "actress" playing Lynch has left the company, so there won't even be a real payoff to the angle (as if there could be one).

The payoff was sparing viewers from anymore stupidity by dropping the entire angle like a hot potato.

Too bad it wasn't WWE, 'cause then we would've had Cole telling us that l#pacentaldisruption was trending worldwide.

True and true.

[BarbedwireBill]

The problem with the way they are booking Brock since his return is they are trying to make his matches look more like shoots then works and they not only kills the rest of the card but makes working in general even more fake. New Japan tried it when Inoki owned Pride and it didnt work, The closest a worked shoot has been done was UWFI. Those were some brutal ultra stiff works. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RyGyDrDtQs

[demolition23]

The HHH/Lesnar match has to be the worst WWE main event for a PPV in the last 10 years

It wasn't all 100% bad it just looked like any random mediocre HHH match from 2005

Pretty much.
I was a little surprised. I enjoyed Cena/Lesnar and loved the last two HHH/Undertaker matches, so thought there was the chance of a war. But instead their was a dull match with no twists and little chance Brock would lose.

[demolition23]

The way they got rid of Jericho tonight because his contract is up was horrible.

Ehhh... They gave him a Summerslam victory the night before he left, what more can you ask?
Besides, his job in this run was basically to serve as a foil for Punk and Ziggler, which is what this was part of.

[ozzyrulz777]

The way they got rid of Jericho tonight because his contract is up was horrible.

Ehhh... They gave him a Summerslam victory the night before he left, what more can you ask?
Besides, his job in this run was basically to serve as a foil for Punk and Ziggler, which is what this was part of.

What I wanted was for him at Summerslam to say I finally won the big one and now I have some things to take care of outside of wrestling but I will be back. Not for him to win his Summerslam match then the next night lose his WWE contract in a squash match.

[demolition23]

The way they got rid of Jericho tonight because his contract is up was horrible.

Ehhh... They gave him a Summerslam victory the night before he left, what more can you ask?
Besides, his job in this run was basically to serve as a foil for Punk and Ziggler, which is what this was part of.

What I wanted was for him at Summerslam to say I finally won the big one and now I have some things to take care of outside of wrestling but I will be back. Not for him to win his Summerslam match then the next night lose his WWE contract in a squash match.

Yeah, but the whole point of his run was to build up other guys - including letting someone who is sticking around get a big win. I'm sure that was part of the package when coming back for a seven month stint.

[LAglamrocker]

Y2J should have lost at Summerslam been better for his character, when he comes back he "wins" a big match perhaps against Dolph's World Heavyweight belt.

comes back on a live Smackdown challenges Dolph, Dolph see's this as an easy win puts belt on the line and lose's=big win. A new fresh feud for months

[Woosh]

Yeah, but the whole point of his run was to build up other guys - including letting someone who is sticking around get a big win. I'm sure that was part of the package when coming back for a seven month stint.

Yes, Jericho only signed a contract under the condition he would work with (and put over) Punk at Mania. Jericho strikes me as a good guy, and very unselfish when it comes to giving the rub.

[canadianhavoc]

I watched the replay of RAW Tuesday afternoon, not a bad show. Did anyone else catch Punk doing a bit of an Andy Kaufman tribute during his match with Lawler? He broke into the "I'm the king of Memphis TN" song briefly. Rumors going around that Kaufman will be in the HOF next year.

[FullDJacket]

I watched the replay of RAW Tuesday afternoon, not a bad show. Did anyone else catch Punk doing a bit of an Andy Kaufman tribute during his match with Lawler? He broke into the "I'm the king of Memphis TN" song briefly. Rumors going around that Kaufman will be in the HOF next year.

I thought he was doing a bad parody of a thin vegetarian wrestler with a shitty finishing move and a horrible gimmick.

[LAglamrocker]

show is 1 hour to long, all WWE does is waste 1st hour with nothing. Build up main event, 2 loser matches...i just watch last 2 hours. Nothing ever will happen in 1st hour

[ozzyrulz777]

I watched the replay of RAW Tuesday afternoon, not a bad show. Did anyone else catch Punk doing a bit of an Andy Kaufman tribute during his match with Lawler? He broke into the "I'm the king of Memphis TN" song briefly. Rumors going around that Kaufman will be in the HOF next year.

I thought he was doing a bad parody of a thin vegetarian wrestler with a shitty finishing move and a horrible gimmick.

He is not a vegetarian dumbass.

[bigbuttskinner]

I watched the replay of RAW Tuesday afternoon, not a bad show. Did anyone else catch Punk doing a bit of an Andy Kaufman tribute during his match with Lawler? He broke into the "I'm the king of Memphis TN" song briefly. Rumors going around that Kaufman will be in the HOF next year.

I thought he was doing a bad parody of a thin vegetarian wrestler with a shitty finishing move and a horrible gimmick.

He is not a vegetarian dumbass.

Yes he is actually. On their latest catering riders, it lists Punk & Bryan as vegans.

[eddie lee roth]

I could be wrong but I think maybe FullDJacket was talking about the fact that C.M.Punk does not look like a professional wrestling heavyweight champion.

[ParaDime77]

I could be wrong but I think maybe FullDJacket was talking about the fact that C.M.Punk does not look like a professional wrestling heavyweight champion.

He's got too much comic book nerd in him to be taken seriously as WWE Champ.

[ozzyrulz777]

How did you get a hold of the WWE Rider?

[TheCULTofMANSON]

Lol kazarian just called sting, "Heath". Hahaha lol

[LynnrdVonHetfield]

Lol kazarian just called sting, "Heath". Hahaha lol

I don't get it...

[Space Bear]

How did you get a hold of the WWE Rider?

Woo woo woo, I don't know how.

[TheCULTofMANSON]

Lol kazarian just called sting, "Heath". Hahaha lol

I don't get it...

Because right now sting is a crow/joker hybrid so kazarian called him Heath as in Heath ledger lol