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NeverSurrender wrote:I do feel very good about my prediction that the Vikes will have a better record than the Bears at the end of the season after that fail they pulled last night.
The Bears will easily have a better record...

How easy will it be? By how many games will they have a better record? How many more games will they win?
The Bears will probably win 4 more games than the Vikings...
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The term my own worst enemy couldn't apply more to a guy than Cutler. Zambrano maybe.
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johnk5150 wrote:The term my own worst enemy couldn't apply more to a guy than Cutler. Zambrano maybe.
J'Marcus Webb
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An NFL scab ref has been removed from officiating the Saints/Panthers game.
The idiot sideline judge had pics and statements on his FB that he was a huge Saints fan and was thrilled to be doing the game.
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Facedown wrote:An NFL scab ref has been removed from officiating the Saints/Panthers game.
The idiot sideline judge had pics and statements on his FB that he was a huge Saints fan and was thrilled to be doing the game.
:lol:
Yeah, thank God the real refs keep their favorite teams to themselves.

Fuck, the NHl has refs from the same city as the team do games all the time.

Only a saints fan...... :lol: :lol:
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It took 3 plays to for me to figure out that Luck is going to be amazing.

he looks like he has been playing for 5 years. Just his attitude and his body language.

In 35 years of watching the NFL, I don't think I've seen anything like it.
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johnk5150 wrote:The term my own worst enemy couldn't apply more to a guy than Cutler.
Or that Philadelphia Eagle team. Three red zone turnovers today. In the FIRST HALF. :shock:
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The eagles and ravens are beating the shit out of each other.
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What's wrong with the Patriots?
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johnk5150 wrote:What's wrong with the Patriots?
Who knew a team with 15 tes couldn't win in the NFL.
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The Vikings are happening again.

ETA, never mind. Andrew Luck happened.
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johnk5150 wrote:The Vikings are happening again.

ETA, never mind. Andrew Luck happened.
Frazier's coaching happened.
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johnk5150 wrote:The Vikings are happening again.

ETA, never mind. Andrew Luck happened.
Frazier's coaching happened.
He was the hardest hitting CB on the Bears in their glory days. I thought he killed Jerry Rice in one playoff game. Doesn't mean he can coach though.
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helluva guy, good DC, not a head coach.
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How can a team with the likes of Mike Holmgren, Tom Heckert, Brad Childress, Dick Jauron, and Ray Rhodes be so inept!? God, it sucks to be a Browns fan.
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Tymaster wrote:How can a team with the likes of Mike Holmgren, Tom Heckert, Brad Childress, Dick Jauron, and Ray Rhodes be so inept!? God, it sucks to be a Browns fan.
You mean a whole bunch of coaches who could never win the big one and the one who did couldn't GM his way out of a wet paper bag?
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Tymaster wrote:How can a team with the likes of Mike Holmgren, Tom Heckert, Brad Childress, Dick Jauron, and Ray Rhodes be so inept!? God, it sucks to be a Browns fan.
You mean a whole bunch of coaches who could never win the big one and the one who did couldn't GM his way out of a wet paper bag?
Hehehehehe. Still, that's a pretty solid front office and coaching staff in terms of experience and football knowledge. The Browns shouldn't be awful with a staff like that. Childress ran the most prolific offense in league history. Holmgren appeared in three Super Bowls winning one. This team shouldn't be losing to Cincinnati.
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Jets only down 17 with 3:30 left

put in Tebow you stupid loser coach

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Griffin coming back to earth today.
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Dallas did the worst thing possible when playing a road game
Commit 3 TO's early and 10 points to the other team.

Horrible game. Special teams put the team in a big hole.
Free 10 point and the rout was on.

Replacement ref's were awful. The calls they had the nerve to make
are an embarrassment.
I'm sure there were other games today that included horrible calls by the
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Rams win.

I had to come here while I had the chance to post it because this rarely happens.
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johnk5150 wrote:Griffin coming back to earth today.
I figured, since meathead has been so quiet.
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johnk5150 wrote:Griffin coming back to earth today.
I figured, since meathead has been so quiet.
I didn't know I was required to chime in at the closing pistol. I'll try to be more prompt next time.

And the Vikes lost, as usual.

Griffin was fine today, especially considering it was his 2nd game. Watch the highlights and you'll see that losing that game was truly a team effort.

John is right in that he "came back to Earth" - as in he won't win player of the week.

But 200 yards passing, 80 yards and 2 TDs rushing, and a Td pass...yeah not quite Rex Grossman numbers but I'll take it.
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a bump in the SuperBowl Dallas road in Seattle?

Redskins will win more games then Dallas this year..mark my words!
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Rough game for RG3. :lol: I saw him throw a pick off his back foot into the middle of the field, ouch. Cost his team at least three points right there. And he could not lead his team to victory in the end. But hey, not all rookies can be like Andrew Luck, having a pretty much flawless second game, and leading his team on a game winning drive from his own twenty with 30 seconds left!! Luck had pretty much an ideal game, throwing no picks, and avoiding pressure all day. Guess we can't say the same for RG3. Not every rookie is ready to step up, just the special ones. :lol:
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poizond13 wrote:Not every rookie is ready to step us, just the special ones. :lol:
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Luck's awareness and escapability really impressed me today. He was under pressure nearly every play. Yet, he was sacked only twice. On numerous occasions, it seemed a defender was about to pummel him from his blind side, but Luck sensed it and delivered the ball accurately just split seconds before getting hit. He made smart plays all day and was poised to get the victory. The game winning drive with just 30 seconds on the clock, from our own 20, was nothing short of spectacular. The future is very, very bright for this team.

The running game and offensive line, however, are still sorely lacking.
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poizond13 wrote:Rough game for RG3. :lol: I saw him throw a pick off his back foot into the middle of the field, ouch. Cost his team at least three points right there. And he could not lead his team to victory in the end. But hey, not all rookies can be like Andrew Luck, having a pretty much flawless second game, and leading his team on a game winning drive from his own twenty with 30 seconds left!! Luck had pretty much an ideal game, throwing no picks, and avoiding pressure all day. Guess we can't say the same for RG3. Not every rookie is ready to step up, just the special ones. :lol:

Flawless? You're on crack. Thank god the vikes bailed him out with penalty after penalty. I agree he looks great for a rook, but take that flawless shit somewhere else.
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