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The favorites would have to be Denver but I like the Panthers schedule.
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...and those 2-0 Philadelphia Eagles.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:...and those 2-0 Philadelphia Eagles.
Jeez,
I watched the first half & turned game off because I thought Colts were
blasting the Eagles.
I guess I was wrong.

Go Chargers!!!
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:...and those 2-0 Philadelphia Eagles.
I wanted to add the Eagles to my last undefeated team but they're a cardiac team. Certainty could be the last undefeated but I can't bet on them or against them. They can't keep playing this 2nd half football without getting bit.

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yeahbuddy wrote:Go Chargers!!!
Even with Percy Harvin running out of bounds TD.
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yeahbuddy wrote:Go Chargers!!!
Even with Percy Harvin running out of bounds TD.
Yeah, I know.
Seattle looked shell shocked the entire game.
And when he is healthy, Antonio Gates is something else.
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yeahbuddy wrote: And when he is healthy, Antonio Gates is something else.
Makes me weep that at one point the Chargers had Gates, Brees and Tomlinson. Three hall of famers and nada to show for it.
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demolition23 wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote: And when he is healthy, Antonio Gates is something else.
Makes me weep that at one point the Chargers had Gates, Brees and Tomlinson. Three hall of famers and nada to show for it.
They won Sunday.
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UtahRatt wrote:Adrian Peterson: Looks like the child abuser gets to suit up and play this week. Talk about a bunch of shit, go Vikings, beat um purple.
Then the NFL releases a statement they're hiring women to help with the abuse problem....Give me a fucking break.

This sure brings a new meaning to the United Way and the NFL. AP's is the NFL's face of the United Way.
Remember that Peyton Manning SNL skit? An AP spoof on that would be great. Do I need to bring out the switch? Hey get back in the wooping room!

How about AP's response, I'm not a child abuser! Yeah, because it's normal for families to have wooping rooms and to hit a 4yo in the face or whip your kids nutsack with a switch and have your child scratch his brothers face.

Abuser please.........
Let's put this case in perspective. IMO, AP is not nearly as bad of a person as Ray Rice.
Parents choose to discipline their kids how they will and I won't judge them for how they go about that process. AP did go overboard and hopefully he will seek help to realize just how overboard he was with the punishment.
Just don't try to convince me AP should not be playing football because of how he disciplines his kids.
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Did you see the fucking pictures of the kid? If you did that to an adult on the street you'd be looking at felony assault charges. He's at least as big a piece of shit as Ray Rice, probably even more considering he did the same thing to his other kids.
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Peterson is a bigger piece of shit. Kids have no chance of defending themselves. They also trust their parents and he violated that trust by pummeling them. He's a sick fuck who should be beaten with the grown up equivalent of a switch, a bat.
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demolition23 wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote: And when he is healthy, Antonio Gates is something else.
Makes me weep that at one point the Chargers had Gates, Brees and Tomlinson. Three hall of famers and nada to show for it.
They won Sunday.
Yes, but being 1-1 going into week three of 2014 hardly makes up for a decade of talent squandering.
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Machado wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Adrian Peterson: Looks like the child abuser gets to suit up and play this week. Talk about a bunch of shit, go Vikings, beat um purple.
Then the NFL releases a statement they're hiring women to help with the abuse problem....Give me a fucking break.

This sure brings a new meaning to the United Way and the NFL. AP's is the NFL's face of the United Way.
Remember that Peyton Manning SNL skit? An AP spoof on that would be great. Do I need to bring out the switch? Hey get back in the wooping room!

How about AP's response, I'm not a child abuser! Yeah, because it's normal for families to have wooping rooms and to hit a 4yo in the face or whip your kids nutsack with a switch and have your child scratch his brothers face.

Abuser please.........
Let's put this case in perspective. IMO, AP is not nearly as bad of a person as Ray Rice.
Parents choose to discipline their kids how they will and I won't judge them for how they go about that process. AP did go overboard and hopefully he will seek help to realize just how overboard he was with the punishment.
Just don't try to convince me AP should not be playing football because of how he disciplines his kids.

You do know he shoved leaves in his kids mouth before he beat him , right........

But, Who are we to judge how he disciplines his kids?
I'll bet lots of fathers stick leaves in their kids mouths , it's a great source of fiber.
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Machado wrote:
Just don't try to convince me AP should not be playing football because of how he disciplines his kids.
No reason he should be playing football? I swear to fuck there's nothing but a bunch of flees flying around in your skull.

What he did was child abuse, he admitted to it. That's a felony and most of us wouldn't have a job if we did that shit on top on the obvious HE'S SICK AS FUCK.

His fucking 4yo said his father would hit him in the face and he was afraid if he told the police that AP would punch him in the face again.

That's raising a child? That's fucking abuse.

Those pictures of his kids are disgusting, they'd hurt an adult and we're talking about two little kids.

And Machado calls that how to raise a kid? Well, it's clear you was abused as a child because it's obvious you was dropped on your head as a baby.
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kylel wrote:Panthers are 2-0 and it feels awesome! Like I said. Going to be a good year...
With Greg Hardy the Panthers should have enough arms and ammunition to physically abuse the Steelers.
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54 reported cases of domestic abuse under Goodell with a whopping 13 games lost to suspension.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:...and those 2-0 Philadelphia Eagles.
Pretty sure that run ends this weekend.
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UtahRatt wrote: And Machado calls that how to raise a kid? Well, it's clear you was abused as a child because it's obvious you was dropped on your head as a baby.
Daddy Peterson is an asshole and so is Machado.

I hope the kid's other daddy(s) don't have a whooping room.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:...and those 2-0 Philadelphia Eagles.
Pretty sure that run ends this weekend.


Here's to hoping it's a tie.
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Daddy Peterson is again out "All Day" - and for the forseeable future.

Vikings say they will wait to see what happens with his legal troubles. Since he isn't due in court till October this looks pretty bad for him.

His career is pretty much over. Dude is 29 and we all know what happens to these RBs when they turn 30.

Vikings fucking suck and they should have traded him last season when he was still worth something.
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johnk5150 wrote:
demolition23 wrote:
yeahbuddy wrote: And when he is healthy, Antonio Gates is something else.
Makes me weep that at one point the Chargers had Gates, Brees and Tomlinson. Three hall of famers and nada to show for it.
They won Sunday.
I feel the same way about the Chiefs. Gonzalez, Derrick Thomas and Neil Smith, all the awesome running backs they've had. It's a damn shame.
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Doesn't Adrian Peterson have about 100 kids by 20 different baby mamas? That would try any man's patience. :wink:
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Peterbilt wrote:Doesn't Adrian Peterson have about 100 kids by 20 different baby mamas? That would try any man's patience. :wink:
Yeah pretty much. He didn't even know the kid who was killed last season, and when his abuse victim child was talking to cops the kid told them about "Daddy Peterson's whooping room." At least the kid can keep track of his various daddies.

Fran Tarkenton is right - AP is an embarrassment to the Vikings. Almost as much as Neversurrender.

Where is that guy anyway?
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Peterbilt wrote:Doesn't Adrian Peterson have about 100 kids by 20 different baby mamas? That would try any man's patience. :wink:
He was asked point blank how many kids he has and he wouldn't answer.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:...and those 2-0 Philadelphia Eagles.
Heck yeah! They play the skins next RG 3 out till Nov, Eagles will probably win over them we will see.
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SkeletorsGhost wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:...and those 2-0 Philadelphia Eagles.
Heck yeah! They play the skins next RG 3 out till Nov, Eagles will probably win over them we will see.
Good point. The Eagles stopped winning games once Mike Vick got hurt.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:...and those 2-0 Philadelphia Eagles.
Pretty sure that run ends this weekend.
Jaccccccccpot gonna run wild on them? :lol:
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:...and those 2-0 Philadelphia Eagles.
Pretty sure that run ends this weekend.
Jaccccccccpot gonna run wild on them? :lol:
Something like that.

Hey when a team in your division just hands over their best player FOR NOTHING you'd be stupid not to take them up on it.

Oh right, I forgot that he's a gang member. You guys still trying to sell that tale?
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DJaccc wasn't our best player but I'm sure you know that by now. Our offense is really suffering without him.

Truthfully, if RGknee was starting this week I'd be throwing a lot of shit your way. However, Cousins worries me. I think I would bet the over on the game.
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