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Today not so good.
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So much for the undefeated, second-half Eagles.
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I can't pick games to save my life this so far this season. Glad I quit gambling.
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Crazy Levi wrote:So much for the undefeated, second-half Eagles.
How is 1-3 treating you Levi? Ready to change your team name yet or content to sell your fans spoiled food at the concesion stands? :-)
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Terrific win by Dallas. Romo looked fantastic. Murray is on his way for MVP.
Dallas D continues dominate the world. I'm going to go play with my vagina now.




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UtahRatt wrote:Terrific win by Dallas. Romo looked fantastic. Murray is on his way for MVP.
Dallas D continues dominate the world. I'm going to go play with my vagina now.




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Dallas impresses on national TV.
This is a different team.
Romo did not make any mistakes. Brees sure did.
Murray is the leading rusher and he runs behind a great & young offensive
line that pushed back the Saints all nite.

Defense caused fumbles and interceptions. Made a lot of good plays
and open field tackles.
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Did you make that post in your Cowboys jammies?
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UtahRatt wrote:Did you make that post in your Cowboys jammies?
Deflect. It is what you do.

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Machado wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:Did you make that post in your Cowboys jammies?
Deflect. It is what you do.

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Deflect what? You never asked a question. Derp.
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As long as Dallas can continue to run the ball well, Romo will have a much easier
time of it throwing the ball to all the weapons he has at his disposal.

Dallas D is surprising a lot of experts and the opponents.

No longer the worst D in the league.

Next up Houston. Battle ofTexas!!!
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kylel wrote:I'm ready to see some blood and guts that Steve Smith promised.. Should be a good game. Hopefully the Panthers pull out a victory and show the steelers win was a fluke... Go Panthers!!!

Well he sure delivered. Smith is playing like a beast this year, like he's got something to prove. One of my all time favorites.
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Machado wrote:Dallas D is surprising a lot of experts and the opponents.
31 points and 448 yards to the Rams and a QB with two starts. 438 yards tonight.....

Dallas D 21st vs pass, 16th vs rush.

1-3 Saints, 1-3 Titans, 1-2 Rams and Houston next week? It's amazing the Girls have won a game. With their monster D they could make it to the Superbowl. Houston is another weak team, they should take them. The only interesting part will be how they handle a decent defense.

I said it before the season, the NFC East will come down to the last few weeks and after glancing at the Cowgirls laughable schedule, they should fair well.
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UtahRatt wrote:
kylel wrote:I'm ready to see some blood and guts that Steve Smith promised.. Should be a good game. Hopefully the Panthers pull out a victory and show the steelers win was a fluke... Go Panthers!!!

Well he sure delivered. Smith is playing like a beast this year, like he's got something to prove. One of my all time favorites.

Yeah, Panthers looked like shit again.. Has me worried. Our defense USED to be great, not sure what happened. They looked like they didn't care, and our offense is BANGED up bad!

Smith looked great. I hope the Panthers as an organization are kicking themselves in the ass for cutting my favorite player of all time. I was actually shocked Smith was as calm as he was. I figured he would be wanting to start fights, but he kept his composure pretty well. I was telling my buddies that he was wearing that dark shield on his helmet so we couldn't see him laughing as hard as he probably was...

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Crazy Levi wrote:So much for the undefeated, second-half Eagles.
How is 1-3 treating you Levi? Ready to change your team name yet or content to sell your fans spoiled food at the concesion stands? :-)
...and now that I'm sober and slightly less pissed off I will say that was ugly. You don't get three return TDs and still lose a game. Foles looked human, McCoy looked horrible.
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The goggles on their heads would have been funny if the Ravens hadn't kicked the Panthers asses. The Ray Rice scandal seemed to have lit a fire in the Ravens that has been missing since the Superbowl.

I looked at the NFC East schedule and the only reason that 3 of those teams might make it to .500 is that they have to play each other twice. Sure someone is going to pull an upset and beat Seattle, AZ, or SF but someone is also going to choke and lose to the Jags.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:So much for the undefeated, second-half Eagles.
How is 1-3 treating you Levi? Ready to change your team name yet or content to sell your fans spoiled food at the concesion stands? :-)
...and now that I'm sober and slightly less pissed off I will say that was ugly. You don't get three return TDs and still lose a game. Foles looked human, McCoy looked horrible.
They don't get to play the Jags and the Redskins every week, and decent teams like the Colts aren't gonna collapse in epic fashion every week.

Eagles are sittin' pretty in the division but back in real life I don't think they are ready to hang with the big boys.
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I'm waiting to see what happens with the O Line before I throw in the towel. It has been noted that it doesn't look like McCoy has lost any bounce or quickness, he just doesn't have room to move. The line is more about protecting Foles than run blocking which doesn't help the offensive balance.
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After last season and the ass whooping the Saints threw on the Cowboys, I was glad the Cowboys won. And looked okay doing it.

Won't take it any further than that. Always a better Monday when they win.

The Saints obviously aren't playing well right now. So, that helped. But, have been more than dominant against the Cowboys in the past.

The world is right again. Dallas tied for first in the division. Washington, of course at the bottom as usual.. Picking up scraps.
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kylel wrote: Yeah, Panthers looked like shit again.. Has me worried. Our defense USED to be great, not sure what happened. They looked like they didn't care, and our offense is BANGED up bad!

Defense looks like garbage, and they can't blame it all on Hardy's absence. No run defense, and no pass rush. Doesn't bode well for the rest of the year.
kylel wrote:Smith looked great. I hope the Panthers as an organization are kicking themselves in the ass for cutting my favorite player of all time.
Eh. Smith was great, but the Panthers' receiving corps has been pretty solid this season. I'd say they miss Jordan Gross more. The offensive line is in shambles, and Newton can't outrun anyone with a bum ankle. Thank God they spent all that guaranteed money on over-the-hill running backs. :roll:
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Oakland Raiders fire head coach Dennis Allen after 0-4 start
With a career record of 8-28, what the fuck took so long.

The Raiders will never win again. They just do not have the mental
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Can't say that I expected the Chiefs to kick the shit out of the Patsies last night, but goddamn that was awesome to see! Maybe now, they are on the right track.
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Love it.. The decline has begun for the Pats fans.. LOL..

I have been on both sides of this ... The success, and the bad...

Now.. all the Pats fans get to feel and witness just how bad it sucks, when your team sucks and nothing goes right..

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Some of us actually do remember before the year 2001 when pretty much all Boston teams sucked. Aside from the Larry Bird era there wasn't much to be had as far a championship caliber sports in New England.
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Can't say that I expected the Chiefs to kick the shit out of the Patsies last night, but goddamn that was awesome to see! Maybe now, they are on the right track.
CHEAP SHOT!!! CHEAP SHOT!!!!!

so what happened here, was it a Brady pick or is he on punt team now?
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It was a Brady pick that Chiefs' safety Hussain Abdullah took to the house. Abdullah then slid onto his knees and bowed on the ground in the endzone. Got flagged for unsportsmanlike conduct. The NFL just came out this morning and said the refs got that wrong, should not have been a flag. It was a religious celebration (Abdullah being Muslim, obviously). They don't flag guys for genuflecting or signing the cross after a TD, so that shouldn't have been a penalty either.
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The officials obviously wanted to ensure no beheadings occurred after the score.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:The officials obviously wanted to ensure no beheadings occurred after the score.
:lol: I think that would make more sense if they had not thrown the flag.
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