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WTF wrote:I am glad the Lions have become respectable, but I really fucking hate Schwartz.
It would have been awesome if they'd fought. They may be the two biggest tools in the bag in the league.
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"Tell Martz I said 'fuck you!'"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDBBheNSFTE

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WHo was the guy in the middle of the Schwartz-Harbaugh scrum wearing the suit jacket with the Lou Albano hair?
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AliceManson wrote:The 49ers just earned some respect! The Lions really are pieces of shit. Starting fights after they lost the game. I guess it should be expected Detriot is known for crime and dirt and not class and sportsmanship.

Harbaugh was out of line. "Act as if", that should be his motto.
Harbaugh was not composed, let his emotions get the best of him. You can bet anything that if the roles were reversed, Harbaugh would have a huge problem with an opposing coach.

Go cheer in the locker room, in the plane, etc...Not in the middle of the field while shaking hands with the losing coach.
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I'm glad the usually emontionless Shwartz showed some fire. Maybe this will wake up the team. I know their 5-1 now but Staffords looked completely inept for about half of every game. Not at all how he looked in the preseason.

And why in the hell does Detroit not have an oh shit plan that consists of Calvin running deep on the left, Nate or Titus running a little less far on the right and Best in a short route down the middle.

I have alot of respect for what the 49'ers have done this year, but gawd I hate that team.
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I'm glad the usually emontionless Shwartz showed some fire.
Huh? The guy is all over the place with his emotions and acted like a dick when his team beat the Vikes a couple of weeks ago.

WTF, I heard Lou Albano was a member of the media.
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The slogan through the Saints shit years was always "Keep the faith"....sometimes that gets pretty fucking hard when the best player on the field is throwing 3 INTS. Against the Bucs!? -smashes face into desk-

That one was hard to swallow - but at the same time confirms my doubts about the team being THAT good. Kudos to Payton for taking the hit and calling from the bench. That was awesome.
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HMJ wrote:The slogan through the Saints shit years was always "Keep the faith"....sometimes that gets pretty fucking hard when the best player on the field is throwing 3 INTS. Against the Bucs!? -smashes face into desk-
No sympathy here in Charlotte. :lol: The Saints will be fine.
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We can't fucking tackle. That's what killed us last season. It's just absurd to watch sometimes. No fucking defense at all and poor Drew has to scramble to pick up the pieces in the few minutes we actually have the offense on the field.
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Orton did good this week he didnt fail, enjoy the bench f!ckhead!

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Dolphins have a great chance to finish 0-16 this year and get the first pick in the draft again. That was shocking again last night, and against a not so good Jets team. So many mistakes on offence and defence.
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MickeyG wrote:Dolphins have a great chance to finish 0-16 this year and get the first pick in the draft again. That was shocking again last night, and against a not so good Jets team. So many mistakes on offence and defence.

who cares Jets win
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Palmer possibly heading to the Raiders . . . wait for Mike Brown to fuck this up at the last moment.
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Penalty on Harbaugh may have started feud with Schwartz

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Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on October 17, 2011, 1:19 PM EDT

Getty ImagesJim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz’s altercation heard around the football world may have been inspired by a mistake Harbaugh made in the first quarter Sunday.

After Brandon Pettigrew scored the game’s first touchdown, Harbaugh decided to challenge the play. He was given a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for an illegal challenge. (All scoring plays are automatically reviewed.)

Chris Chase at Yahoo! Sports unearthed the television broadcast of the aftermath, which shows Lions coach Jim Schwartz enjoying the penalty to no end. He strutted up and down the sideline yelling towards the 49ers sideline.

It’s unclear what Schwartz yelled, but it seemed to be about knowing the rules. (Check around the 2 minute mark of the video.) Perhaps that moment caused Harbaugh to be a little more exuberant in his back-slapping at the game’s end.

Florio may disagree, but I enjoy seeing the emotion out of the coaches. It’s an emotional game and great theatre. Harbaugh and Schwartz have a lot in common, which is why their confrontation almost makes sense.

Of course, Harbaugh was the one able to display the most enjoyable emotions after the game.
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metalpowerman5000 wrote:
MickeyG wrote:Dolphins have a great chance to finish 0-16 this year and get the first pick in the draft again. That was shocking again last night, and against a not so good Jets team. So many mistakes on offence and defence.

who cares Jets win
That was about one of the worst football games I've ever seen last night.
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Rageman wrote:Palmer possibly heading to the Raiders . . . wait for Mike Brown to fuck this up at the last moment.
I'm hearing 2 first round picks. That's insane.
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johnk5150 wrote:
metalpowerman5000 wrote:
MickeyG wrote:Dolphins have a great chance to finish 0-16 this year and get the first pick in the draft again. That was shocking again last night, and against a not so good Jets team. So many mistakes on offence and defence.

who cares Jets win
That was about one of the worst football games I've ever seen last night.
I turned it on long enough to see Brandon Marshall smiling like a kid on Christmas morning, down by 21 points.
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Rageman wrote:Palmer possibly heading to the Raiders . . . wait for Mike Brown to fuck this up at the last moment.
Heard Palmer is already in Oakland, undergoing physical.
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According to Yahoo, Schwartz started the tussle/verbal exchange when he was clearly seen yelling in the direction of the 49ers sideline early in
the game:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdo ... nfl-wp9711
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metalpowerman5000 wrote:
MickeyG wrote:Dolphins have a great chance to finish 0-16 this year and get the first pick in the draft again. That was shocking again last night, and against a not so good Jets team. So many mistakes on offence and defence.

who cares Jets win
The Jets might be the worst 3-3 team I've ever seen. San Diego and the Bills are going to slaughter them and the NY media will have it's fangs out at 3-5.
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Machado wrote:According to Yahoo, Schwartz started the tussle/verbal exchange when he was clearly seen yelling in the direction of the 49ers sideline early in
the game:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdo ... nfl-wp9711

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Looks like Carson Palmer is going to the Raiders for two number 1 picks.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Looks like Carson Palmer is going to the Raiders for two number 1 picks.
They should throw a parade in Cincy. I'm sure that's more than they ever dreamed they'd get for Palmer.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Looks like Carson Palmer is going to the Raiders for two number 1 picks.
They should throw a parade in Cincy. I'm sure that's more than they ever dreamed they'd get for Palmer.
They said the second one is conditional, but you're right. The guy had 1 or 2 good years and was never the same after having his knee blown into pieces.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
Tenacious_Dio wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:Looks like Carson Palmer is going to the Raiders for two number 1 picks.
They should throw a parade in Cincy. I'm sure that's more than they ever dreamed they'd get for Palmer.
They said the second one is conditional, but you're right. The guy had 1 or 2 good years and was never the same after having his knee blown into pieces.
They say Palmer is in excellent condition and ready to play. He wil just need time to learn the offense and get in sync with his receivers. I don't think Oakland will ask him to do too much and they are built to run first. He's replacing Jason Campbell, not Ken Stabler.

And I'm not 100% sure but I don't think Oakland now has a pick until the 5th round in the 2012 draft.
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Mike Brown's raping of Oakland makes Big Ben's previous "indiscretions" look consensual.
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SkyDog112046 wrote: They say Palmer is in excellent condition and ready to play. He wil just need time to learn the offense and get in sync with his receivers. I don't think Oakland will ask him to do too much and they are built to run first. He's replacing Jason Campbell, not Ken Stabler.

And I'm not 100% sure but I don't think Oakland now has a pick until the 5th round in the 2012 draft.
So according to you, if you're better than jason campbell, you're worth 2 first round picks, that should be somehwere in the top 10 or 12?
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NeverSurrender wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote: They say Palmer is in excellent condition and ready to play. He wil just need time to learn the offense and get in sync with his receivers. I don't think Oakland will ask him to do too much and they are built to run first. He's replacing Jason Campbell, not Ken Stabler.

And I'm not 100% sure but I don't think Oakland now has a pick until the 5th round in the 2012 draft.
So according to you, if you're better than jason campbell, you're worth 2 first round picks, that should be somehwere in the top 10 or 12?
No, I think they grossly overpaid for Palmer. I would have thought a 2nd or 3rd rounder was sufficient, but Oakland had only a 1st or 5th to offer. I think they are/were going to finish just out of the playoffs so the pick will be closer to 18-19 and even that is too much to pay for him.

My point was that they are asking Palmer to step in for Campbell, not Stabler, so he's not going to be asked to do too much. Campbell is a middle of the pack QB at best. That's all Palmer has to be.
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Big In Malaysia wrote:Mike Brown's raping of Oakland makes Big Ben's previous "indiscretions" look consensual.

You can say that again.
Are the Raiders trying to ruin their future by acquiring a QB that literally is on his last leg?
WOW!
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Machado wrote:
Big In Malaysia wrote:Mike Brown's raping of Oakland makes Big Ben's previous "indiscretions" look consensual.

You can say that again.
Are the Raiders trying to ruin their future by acquiring a QB that literally is on his last leg?
WOW!
The mayor of Cincy should organize a parade ASAP and congratulate his NFL team on a job well done.
Key to the city might be in order!
I'm a lifelong, diehard Bengals fan. This kind of thing doesn't happen.

FWIIW, Carson has a few really good years left. But he's not worth what Oakland paid.
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