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Not sure if I buy into Denard Robinson yet.
But he's playing great for being on a shitty team.
And Kyle Orton is playing like he needs a contract.
But he's playing great for being on a shitty team.
And Kyle Orton is playing like he needs a contract.
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Seattle:
Does Seattle have team and locker room issues that go deeper then their record? Marshawn Lynch is on his way out at least next year I'd bet, it didn't help that lynch decided to skip out on training camp, at this point I don't think Lynch gives a fuck. Pete Carroll said yesterday the 27th that Lynch won’t be traded by Tuesdays’ deadline.
Russell and Harvin have exchanged words back and forth. Word is Russell Wilson knew a month before Percy got traded and rumor is if Russell wanted Percy Harvin on the team, management would have kept him. "Russell Wilson fired back at the media saying that he doesn’t have any problems with Percy Harvin"
I think Seattle misses Golden Tate, they could use his 800yds, 55rec, 3TD's and 32 First Downs.
• 3rd in NFL in REC (55)
• 3rd in NFL in YDS (800)
• 4th in NFL in REC YPG (100.0)
Not sure what Seattle's problem is. They're too good to go back to being the ole Seahawks.
Does Seattle have team and locker room issues that go deeper then their record? Marshawn Lynch is on his way out at least next year I'd bet, it didn't help that lynch decided to skip out on training camp, at this point I don't think Lynch gives a fuck. Pete Carroll said yesterday the 27th that Lynch won’t be traded by Tuesdays’ deadline.
Russell and Harvin have exchanged words back and forth. Word is Russell Wilson knew a month before Percy got traded and rumor is if Russell wanted Percy Harvin on the team, management would have kept him. "Russell Wilson fired back at the media saying that he doesn’t have any problems with Percy Harvin"
I think Seattle misses Golden Tate, they could use his 800yds, 55rec, 3TD's and 32 First Downs.
• 3rd in NFL in REC (55)
• 3rd in NFL in YDS (800)
• 4th in NFL in REC YPG (100.0)
Not sure what Seattle's problem is. They're too good to go back to being the ole Seahawks.
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i missed the game lastt night. had a prior committment. came home and was not surprisedCrazy Levi wrote:It's been yet another humbling season.
But still. Fuck the cowboys!
FUCK THE COWBOYS!!!!
Awesome
My pinball team also won in OT tonight. Victory all around.
by the final score.
dallas defeated Wash back in 89 for the only win of the season. when these 2 teams collide forget about the records. does not matter. this is a rivalry and these things can happen.
hopefull the injury to Romo is nothing serious. the team was off today and Romo will take his usual Wed off day as well.
1 loss. big deal. some of you around here have been waiting 6 weeks for a loss.
have to believe all of you had a wet dream last night over this game.
get a grip!

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I believe ya, think anyone else will?Machado wrote:i missed the game lastt night. had a prior committment.
Wet dreams, you're the one who asked for it.
Maybe they didn't run away, maybe they had other committmentsss lastts night.Machado wrote:Dallas with another victory. Feels great. Where are all the anti Cowboys fans in the locker room?
Probably best the haters have ran away!![]()
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you are so unoriginal and unfunny. welcome to being very boring.UtahRatt wrote:I believe ya, think anyone else will?Machado wrote:i missed the game lastt night. had a prior committment.
Wet dreams, you're the one who asked for it.
Maybe they didn't run away, maybe they had other committmentsss lastts night.Machado wrote:Dallas with another victory. Feels great. Where are all the anti Cowboys fans in the locker room?
Probably best the haters have ran away!![]()
saw the highlights, heard some post game audio,etc.....
saying that Romo choked is weak and pathetic. please explain how he choked away the game last night and make sure you are truthful.

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Machado is pretty confident for a fan of a team famous for its collapses.
Every 6-2 season that becomes an 8-8 season has to start somewhere.
Wonder if teams are suddenly gonna start blitzing more after seeing what DC did to that totally awesome Dallas line I keep hearing about.

Every 6-2 season that becomes an 8-8 season has to start somewhere.
Wonder if teams are suddenly gonna start blitzing more after seeing what DC did to that totally awesome Dallas line I keep hearing about.

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well i guess you are going to find out. tune in at 1 pm eastern time for a look.Crazy Levi wrote:Machado is pretty confident for a fan of a team famous for its collapses.
Every 6-2 season that becomes an 8-8 season has to start somewhere.
Wonder if teams are suddenly gonna start blitzing more after seeing what DC did to that totally awesome Dallas line I keep hearing about.
1 loss. suddenly that turns into 6 losses according to your gorilla math.

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Since when do 2 losses equal one loss?Machado wrote:well i guess you are going to find out. tune in at 1 pm eastern time for a look.Crazy Levi wrote:Machado is pretty confident for a fan of a team famous for its collapses.
Every 6-2 season that becomes an 8-8 season has to start somewhere.
Wonder if teams are suddenly gonna start blitzing more after seeing what DC did to that totally awesome Dallas line I keep hearing about.
1 loss. suddenly that turns into 6 losses according to your gorilla math.

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He and Maclin are about even statistically except for TDs (Maclin 6 Jaccpott 3). I'll point to the teams' respective records and say no, he is not missed.Crazy Levi wrote:You miss Jaccpot yet?
I know you don't. But he's fuckin good. Still not sure how the Eagles are better without him.
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Why are you bringing the Lions into this discussion?Crazy Levi wrote:Machado is pretty confident for a fan of a team famous for its collapses.
Every 6-2 season that becomes an 8-8 season has to start somewhere.
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Dallas seems to be off on the passing game.
Dez is being double covered and Terence Williams doesn't seem to be stepping up.. Lately.
Witten finally started looking good.
What about Roethlesberger?
Where did that come from ???
Dez is being double covered and Terence Williams doesn't seem to be stepping up.. Lately.
Witten finally started looking good.
What about Roethlesberger?
Where did that come from ???
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Crazy Levi wrote:Machado is pretty confident for a fan of a team famous for its collapses.
Every 6-2 season that becomes an 8-8 season has to start somewhere.
Wonder if teams are suddenly gonna start blitzing more after seeing what DC did to that totally awesome Dallas line I keep hearing about.
Teams have been blitzing Dallas all season. Romo and the O-line basically screwed the pooch on protection calls.. it's not like this is some "new" deal to get to the Cowboys. Whole team was off.
They lost. I do see more losses in their future this season..It just ALWAYS sucks when Dallas loses to the fucking Redskins. No matter what.
I said it before, and I will say it again. I don't see Dallas doing shit this season.
Nothing that will satisfy my confidence and make me think they are anything more than an average football team in the NFL. I was just enjoying the little success they had.. I like the fact that Romo "actually" got to kneel down on a few plays to finish out a game. It's better for the sanity and heart for this Cowboys fan.
And,who IN THE FUCK has "prior commitments" when it's Dallas and Washington?
Say what? .. Fuck, turn in your man card AND Dallas fanboy card. LOL.. J/K.
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Not sure if you care...but according to this Dallas media article, the Redskins blitzed Romo far more than anybody else has this season. 19 times - previous high was 12. And NY and Seattle both blitzed only 5 times.Bludegeon wrote:Crazy Levi wrote:Machado is pretty confident for a fan of a team famous for its collapses.
Every 6-2 season that becomes an 8-8 season has to start somewhere.
Wonder if teams are suddenly gonna start blitzing more after seeing what DC did to that totally awesome Dallas line I keep hearing about.
Teams have been blitzing Dallas all season. Romo and the O-line basically screwed the pooch on protection calls.. it's not like this is some "new" deal to get to the Cowboys. Whole team was off.
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http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/2014/ ... -6-2.html/
"According to my notes, Haslett blitzed the Cowboys on 21 of 38 pass attempts, and more specifically, he blitzed Romo on 19 of 32 (59%). Given that nobody on the Cowboys schedule had blitzed more than 12 times all season, and that nobody approached 50% all year, and that the Seahawks and Giants both blitzed just 5 times in the previous 2 games against Dallas, it seemed that the NFL had backed off Romo and the idea that the best way to attack a Jason Garrett/Tony Romo defense is to play coverage. That must have pleased Haslett to see that perhaps Dallas was letting its guard down"
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I'm praying the Panthers can at least pull off a victory of the Saint's tomorrow night....



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It's a primetime game, so the Panthers will lose in embarrassing fashion.kylel wrote:I'm praying the Panthers can at least pull off a victory of the Saint's tomorrow night....![]()
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No doubt. I heard about that.. I was just saying that the Skins weren't doing anything that Dallas hasn't seen before.. These weren't some new exquisite blitzes or packages. They just weren't picked up and none of the offense seemed to know what to do.Crazy Levi wrote:Not sure if you care...but according to this Dallas media article, the Redskins blitzed Romo far more than anybody else has this season. 19 times - previous high was 12. And NY and Seattle both blitzed only 5 times.Bludegeon wrote:Crazy Levi wrote:Machado is pretty confident for a fan of a team famous for its collapses.
Every 6-2 season that becomes an 8-8 season has to start somewhere.
Wonder if teams are suddenly gonna start blitzing more after seeing what DC did to that totally awesome Dallas line I keep hearing about.
Teams have been blitzing Dallas all season. Romo and the O-line basically screwed the pooch on protection calls.. it's not like this is some "new" deal to get to the Cowboys. Whole team was off.
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http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/2014/ ... -6-2.html/
"According to my notes, Haslett blitzed the Cowboys on 21 of 38 pass attempts, and more specifically, he blitzed Romo on 19 of 32 (59%). Given that nobody on the Cowboys schedule had blitzed more than 12 times all season, and that nobody approached 50% all year, and that the Seahawks and Giants both blitzed just 5 times in the previous 2 games against Dallas, it seemed that the NFL had backed off Romo and the idea that the best way to attack a Jason Garrett/Tony Romo defense is to play coverage. That must have pleased Haslett to see that perhaps Dallas was letting its guard down"
Most definitely, IF Dallas correctly picked up even 2 of those blitzes and made the Skins pay for it. No more blitzing... Kinda like how they did against the other teams this season that have blitzed and then backed off because Romo and Co. made them pay for it.
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Dallas may have had problems with the blitz the other night but they've been one of the best run blocking units in the league. Fumble Murray has had huge holes all day long. Isn't it a fairly young O-line with a first round starter? They may have some work on blitz protection with the FB/RB/QB but as a unit I'd say they're very good.Bludegeon wrote:Teams have been blitzing Dallas all season. Romo and the O-line basically screwed the pooch on protection calls.. it's not like this is some "new" deal to get to the Cowboys. Whole team was off.
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Aside from Free. Dallas's O-line should grow old together. They are all young 23 yrs old to 30. Free being the oldest.. Parnell is the second oldest at 28. IF they can stay together, could be some good shit coming a long time.UtahRatt wrote:Dallas may have had problems with the blitz the other night but they've been one of the best run blocking units in the league. Fumble Murray has had huge holes all day long. Isn't it a fairly young O-line with a first round starter? They may have some work on blitz protection with the FB/RB/QB but as a unit I'd say they're very good.Bludegeon wrote:Teams have been blitzing Dallas all season. Romo and the O-line basically screwed the pooch on protection calls.. it's not like this is some "new" deal to get to the Cowboys. Whole team was off.
Man, Murray has got to get this fumbling shit handled.. Used to be his health was an issue. Now, it's fumbling.
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It's 2 losses....Machado wrote:Crazy Levi wrote:Machado is pretty confident for a fan of a team famous for its collapses.
Every 6-2 season that becomes an 8-8 season has to start somewhere.
Wonder if teams are suddenly gonna start blitzing more after seeing what DC did to that totally awesome Dallas line I keep hearing about.
well i guess you are going to find out. tune in at 1 pm eastern time for a look.
1 loss. suddenly that turns into 6 losses according to your gorilla math.

I'm convinced some Dallas fans have short term memory lapse.
Who COLLAPSED against the Eagles last season in the last game of the year and missed the playoffs? Isn't it like 4 out of the last 6 seasons Dallas has choked, blown and self destructed during the last game of the year to make the playoffs or go home? is that right? And with records like 8-8. So Levi has a valid point.
Machado's a full blown cheerleader but come spring training he's forgot all about last season. After years of acting like a KISS Fan Dallas has to get lucky at some point and Machado will be right there to say. I knew this was the year! How bout dem boys! Mericas #1 team, Romo's never choked, Jones in a genius! After years and years of choking, where's the haters now?!
Again here we sit, half way point, Dallas is in a good spot. It's the east, they'll have their shot, I'll even give them a fair chance at a playoff spot but one thing about fanatical CowGirl fans, they instantly forget all the years, seasons and games of blistering fuck up's, heart breaks and chokes like they never happened. Example....
Some on the board are more realistic diehard fans who remember the past.
Machado can't take a fucking joke, gets defensive and is a full on blindly devoted fan who's emotionally invested like a teenage girl.
Hey, at least your team is doing well, some say better then expected......Well apart from losing to the lowly SKINS so now they're back to being the Cowboy's so......Here we go again.
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Watching that line reminded me of Emmett running through holes you could drive a car through. What I don't fucking get is with Murray's fumbles issues and past health problems why run him into the ground, hot hand or not. Any other team would mix up Dunbar or Randle to take the load off. Run some FB draws for fuck sake. With that said, their O-line is impressive.Bludegeon wrote:Aside from Free. Dallas's O-line should grow old together. They are all young 23 yrs old to 30. Free being the oldest.. Parnell is the second oldest at 28. IF they can stay together, could be some good shit coming a long time.UtahRatt wrote:Dallas may have had problems with the blitz the other night but they've been one of the best run blocking units in the league. Fumble Murray has had huge holes all day long. Isn't it a fairly young O-line with a first round starter? They may have some work on blitz protection with the FB/RB/QB but as a unit I'd say they're very good.Bludegeon wrote:Teams have been blitzing Dallas all season. Romo and the O-line basically screwed the pooch on protection calls.. it's not like this is some "new" deal to get to the Cowboys. Whole team was off.
Man, Murray has got to get this fumbling shit handled.. Used to be his health was an issue. Now, it's fumbling.
Murray needs to have a meeting with Tiki Barber.
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Machado wrote: 1 loss. suddenly that turns into 6 losses according to your gorilla math.



Every time you push submit.
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Or Tom Coughlin...UtahRatt wrote: Murray needs to have a meeting with Tiki Barber.

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Do you drink your chocolate milk from the carton while you type thisWhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Machado wrote: 1 loss. suddenly that turns into 6 losses according to your gorilla math.![]()
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Every time you push submit.
nonsense?
The skins game=1 loss
Are you really that stupid or do you just pretend to be smart?
MORON!
Keep fishing for insults. Continue to reach for the bottom of the barrel with your jokes/attempt at humor.
Who things you are funny besides yourself?

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Machado wrote:
Keep fishing for insults. Continue to reach for the bottom of the barrel with your jokes/attempt at humor.
Who things you are funny besides yourself?
No shit.
Everyone knows your posts are the comic relief.
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Hey Machado if you answered this elsewhere I didn't see it and there's a few questions I'd like to ask you.
When you insinuated that Caroline wasn't a true fan of James Gandolfini and probably couldn't even spell his name right.
You got busted for not spelling his name right and you came back with oh great it's the spelling police.
Did you really not see how funny that was that you tried to give Caroline shit about spelling James Gandolfini name wrong when you yourself spelled his name wrong?
And then to call the other poster the spelling police for correcting you when you were the original poster trying to correct Caroline.
Do you not see how stupid that looks or should I say funny that it looks?
And how can you start a thread stating that you're giving out free CD's and then in a PM with a poster who wanted one of your CD's you tell them that they need to increase their bid in order to get it.
Once again do you not see how stupid that looks or should I say funny that it looks?
When you insinuated that Caroline wasn't a true fan of James Gandolfini and probably couldn't even spell his name right.
You got busted for not spelling his name right and you came back with oh great it's the spelling police.
Did you really not see how funny that was that you tried to give Caroline shit about spelling James Gandolfini name wrong when you yourself spelled his name wrong?
And then to call the other poster the spelling police for correcting you when you were the original poster trying to correct Caroline.
Do you not see how stupid that looks or should I say funny that it looks?
And how can you start a thread stating that you're giving out free CD's and then in a PM with a poster who wanted one of your CD's you tell them that they need to increase their bid in order to get it.
Once again do you not see how stupid that looks or should I say funny that it looks?

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STICK TO THE SUBJECT PLEASE.
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Levi-
Colt or RGIII this weekend:
GO!!!
I realize the Skins invested heavily in RGII, but is he really the best QB on the current roster?
There was a time when Cousins surpassed RGIII, but then Cousins took a nosedive and deserves to ride the bench.
Colt has won the last 2 Skins games, but the coaches are still going to bench him in favor of RGIII
Thank you Snyder & Gruden!!!
Colt or RGIII this weekend:
GO!!!
I realize the Skins invested heavily in RGII, but is he really the best QB on the current roster?
There was a time when Cousins surpassed RGIII, but then Cousins took a nosedive and deserves to ride the bench.
Colt has won the last 2 Skins games, but the coaches are still going to bench him in favor of RGIII
Thank you Snyder & Gruden!!!

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We get another Manning/Brady game this Sunday. It's been fun watching these two all these years.
I'd pick the Broncos as I think they have a much better team but it's in New England and I heard the wind and the weather are going to be bad so I'll go with the home team.
Speaking of Manning how many times have we seen this before, guy is just putting up some crazy numbers but there's always that team that has their defense clicking come playoff time.
I wouldn't mind seeing Manning getting another ring I've just seen what happens too many times to think he'll get it.
I'd pick the Broncos as I think they have a much better team but it's in New England and I heard the wind and the weather are going to be bad so I'll go with the home team.
Speaking of Manning how many times have we seen this before, guy is just putting up some crazy numbers but there's always that team that has their defense clicking come playoff time.
I wouldn't mind seeing Manning getting another ring I've just seen what happens too many times to think he'll get it.

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Washington Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall will have another surgery on his left Achilles after re-tearing the tendon this week, reports ESPN.com’s Adam Schefter.
According to Redskins head coach Jay Gruden, Hall was injured in his kitchen while getting pizza.
Hall originally tore his Achilles in the second quarter of Washington’s 37-34 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles on Sept. 21 and had surgery a few days later. He had 16 total tackles and one forced fumble this season.
According to Redskins head coach Jay Gruden, Hall was injured in his kitchen while getting pizza.
Hall originally tore his Achilles in the second quarter of Washington’s 37-34 loss to the Philadelphia Eagles on Sept. 21 and had surgery a few days later. He had 16 total tackles and one forced fumble this season.

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Hey truthersurrender-
It's time, once again, for the fucking Vikings-redskins battle.
Why in Christ do these teams play every fucking season?! Is it because they both suck ass annually so they make up the "parity schedule?"
Regardless, it's that time. And the Vikings fucking suck. In fact I'm willing to bet they suck worse than the Skins.
With AP spending All Day in the commish' "whooping room" and teddy B making you guys long for the return if Sean Salisbury I'm feeling pretty good about this one.
So, sig bet? Or are you just gonna maintain radio silence and then come in here like a total fucking pussy to post-shit talk if the purple shit eaters somehow win, like you did last season, confirming to us all the complete bitch you are?
I think we all know the answer to that. Cause you suck ass in many, many ways.
And the Vikings have never won shit in the NFL and are one of the least storied franchises in the league. Fuck you Truther!
It's time, once again, for the fucking Vikings-redskins battle.
Why in Christ do these teams play every fucking season?! Is it because they both suck ass annually so they make up the "parity schedule?"
Regardless, it's that time. And the Vikings fucking suck. In fact I'm willing to bet they suck worse than the Skins.
With AP spending All Day in the commish' "whooping room" and teddy B making you guys long for the return if Sean Salisbury I'm feeling pretty good about this one.
So, sig bet? Or are you just gonna maintain radio silence and then come in here like a total fucking pussy to post-shit talk if the purple shit eaters somehow win, like you did last season, confirming to us all the complete bitch you are?
I think we all know the answer to that. Cause you suck ass in many, many ways.
And the Vikings have never won shit in the NFL and are one of the least storied franchises in the league. Fuck you Truther!