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How can Levi reneg on something that wasn't a real bet? He was spouting off and only Machoado took it seriously because he doesn't have the capacity to detect sarcasm or anything like that.
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Machado wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:I have decided to renege on my pledge, as if I were a man who had offered someone free CDs and then demanded money for them a minute later.

Cowboys still suck. Machado is still a retard.

That's all I got.
Of course you are going to renege. Am not surprised one bit.
You bit off more than you can chew and your big mouth can chew a lot.
Anyway, go ahead and keep making excuses or pretending to know something you know nothing about.
You are weak
You are a liar
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1) - I said I'd "probably" never show my face around here after the Redskins lost. Only someone as stupid as you wouldn't see the cave-sized wiggle room in that statement.

2) - I told you LAST FUCKING WEEK that I wasn't gonna to stick to that regardless of what happened with the game.

3) Why do you promise people free CDs, and then ask them for money?! Did you bite off more than you could chew?
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I'm glad Levi will still be around. Knew he wouldn't actually leave, hahaha..

Just good fun is all it is.. "THIS" Cowboys fan didn't take him seriously..

redskins are hurting.. Such a joke this team is. And, that is sad to say considering that joke of a team beat Dallas, at home. hahahahahaa..

How sad does that make Dallas? That game? Pretty sad. lol

Bout time to re insert McCoy if they actually want to win some games.
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Bludegeon wrote:I'm glad Levi will still be around. Knew he wouldn't actually leave, hahaha..

Just good fun is all it is.. "THIS" Cowboys fan didn't take him seriously..

redskins are hurting.. Such a joke this team is. And, that is sad to say considering that joke of a team beat Dallas, at home. hahahahahaa..

How sad does that make Dallas? That game? Pretty sad. lol

Bout time to re insert McCoy if they actually want to win some games.
I went to the Skins;Bucs game (free tickets). Had a nice time...at the tailgate. Which is usually the highlight.

RG3 looked worse than ever. ALL of his short throws were terrible. Too high, too low, off target. Both INTs were his fault. He also managed to overthrow DeSean jackson TWICE when he was wide open for long touchdowns - I didn't think it was possible to do that.

RG3 always looks off balance, totally awkward.

Still, at this point we DON'T want to win games so why put Colt in? Actually have a first round pick this time around so would love to see them get a top three. They have to leave RG3 in there for the rest of the season to see if there are any signs of life. Obviously it's getting real close to last call on his career so I think they want to be sure.

As atrocious as he was it wasn't all RG3s fault...the team is terrible all around. We got like half a dozen players, and three of them are receivers. Another is a punter. Tons of holes, not enough draft picks or cap space...same old story.
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Getting into the Marcus Mariota sweepstakes?
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Getting into the Marcus Mariota sweepstakes?
I don't know who that is but I'm guessing he's a QB.

God I hope not.

The first round pick should be an offensive lineman. From then on secondary/defensive line.

But yeah, It'll probably be Woppie McFutrebust or some other flashy skill position player.

Cause the people running this team are fucking idiots.
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I made a earlier post talking about the Bears possibly shopping Cutler around in the off-season... You don't think... Would they?
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eddie lee roth wrote:I made a earlier post talking about the Bears possibly shopping Cutler around in the off-season... You don't think... Would they?

Would save them 12 mil in cap space. Bye Jay.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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eddie lee roth wrote:I made a earlier post talking about the Bears possibly shopping Cutler around in the off-season... You don't think... Would they?
If you're referring to the Skins going after Cutler: bite your whore tongue.
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johnk5150 wrote:
eddie lee roth wrote:I made a earlier post talking about the Bears possibly shopping Cutler around in the off-season... You don't think... Would they?

Would save them 12 mil in cap space. Bye Jay.
Much much much easier said than done. He's one year into a ridiculous contract - good luck finding another team who wants that deal. And yes Redskins' brass is stupid enough to do it, but they just won't have the cap space.
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He's such a cancer that it would almost be worth the cap hit just to release him.
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Yea I was talking about him going to the Redskins. I didn't know what their salary cap looked like.

The story came on during the 1st hour of ESPN's pre-game show before the actual networks pre-game shows come on and they said believe it or not there was a few teams who would talk to the Bears about it.

It's a good thing Snyder doesn't have the cap room cause he's the type of idiot who'd do it.
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Frink you wanna do RG3 for Cutler straight up?

Entertaining situation for all concerned I think.
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They already had the predecessor to Jay Cutler when they had Jeff George. I don't want to go down that road again.

Levi was right. They need to draft on the o line. Shore that up and the rest will fall into place. They have more than enough talent at the skill positions and I think with a solid offensive line in front of him that Griffin can be successful.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Frink you wanna do RG3 for Cutler straight up?

Entertaining situation for all concerned I think.
I'd rather continue with griffin or cousins than have to deal with Cutler.
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WTF wrote:Can anyone explain to me where the penalty is?

http://deadspin.com/emmanuel-sanders-le ... 1659404682
NuFootballLeague. It's actually been better, I've watched games with some good hits, good coverage down field...No flags...Where they would just let them play but that call is absolutely ridiculous.

Somewhere Ronnie Lott is doing the face palm.

I wonder if the league office will have a response on this play.
This whole hitting a defenseless player, if the WR has a chance to catch the fucking ball the defender should have every chance to break it up.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Getting into the Marcus Mariota sweepstakes?
I don't know who that is but I'm guessing he's a QB.

God I hope not.
Yeah, Oregon QB. Probably a Heisman finalist and top 3 pick.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Getting into the Marcus Mariota sweepstakes?
I don't know who that is but I'm guessing he's a QB.

God I hope not.
Yeah, Oregon QB. Probably a Heisman finalist and top 3 pick.
And probably another bust. Teams do not learn. The great college QB's like RGIII and Winston are destined to be busts in the NFL
Better to trade the #1 pick for future draft choices or draft a lineman or someone else that can help the team right away.
All #1 picks should help the team right away. They should no longer be projects. Guys that need to stand around for multiple seasons to learn the NFL game.
Rodgers did that with GB but that was a very rare exception to the rule.

Is it a coincidence that the Browns are losing of late and their precious #1 pick is watching all the action and none to happy about having a clean uniform week after week?
Probably not.
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This seams like a bit of a problem
San Francisco 49ers linebacker Ahmad Brooks, who did not seem to take a liking to the reduction in his playing time caused by Aldon Smith's return to the lineup, illustrated his displeasure by taking himself out of Sunday's 16-10 win over the New York Giants, according to multiple media reports.


49ers linebacker Ahmad Brooks played only the first two-plus series in Sunday's game against the Giants.
Brooks did not play in the second half and played only the first two-plus series. He confirmed after the game that he is healthy.

"We're working through something," Niners coach Jim Harbaugh said.

At his locker after the game, Brooks declined to comment on his situation.

"I'm not taking questions today," he said. "Maybe later in the week. ... Yeah, we're working through something."
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Machado wrote: And probably another bust. Teams do not lean. The great college QB's like RGIII and Winston are destined to be busts in the NFL
Yeah, guys like Andrew Luck, and Peyton Manning were total washouts.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Machado wrote: And probably another bust. Teams do not lean. The great college QB's like RGIII and Winston are destined to be busts in the NFL
Yeah, guys like Andrew Luck, and Peyton Manning were total washouts.
Levi-If you and your reneging self understand that for every Manning and Luck, there are dozens of high drafted QB's that never reach their potential.
I don't like them all but I can think of 1 off the top of my head:
RGIII

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I guess it makes more sense to trade up for a guy like Mo Clairborne?

:lol:

What do you and your Indian-giving self have to say about that?
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Crazy Levi wrote:I guess it makes more sense to trade up for a guy like Mo Clairborne?

:lol:

What do you and your Indian-giving self have to say about that?
tell you this much, RGIII is responsible for a lot more losses compared
to Mo Claiborne

go ahead & keep pretending you know what you are talking about and calling me an indian giver
i'm not the one to bet everything on the Skins vs Tampa and was forced to renege and ride that back peddling bicycle today.
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You keep saying we don't know what we're talking about well here's what I'm talking about.

You don't get to start a thread advertising free CD's and follow thru with that on some of the people who replied to your offer but not to everybody.

You either offer everybody free CD's who answered your thread or you don't and you didn't and that's why everybody is giving you shit.

You don't like it... Tough shit don't be a cheap-ass bastard and you won't have to deal with shit like this.




I will say this about you, I never in my wildest dreams would of confused you with lil pp but you insisting some imaginary bet that Levi made when I know you know he didn't.

Well you keep on insisting on that and that is right out of the lil pp handbook on how to be a bitch so if you want to wear that dress than wear it and I'll look at you as being cut out of the same cloth as lil pp.
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Machado wrote:And probably another bust. Teams do not learn. The great college QB's like RGIII and Winston are destined to be busts in the NFL
Better to trade the #1 pick for future draft choices or draft a lineman or someone else that can help the team right away.

Now Machado is Mel Kiper.



All current 1st RD picks starting, 19 counting Palmer who got AZ all the wins. Looks like a pretty fucking good list of Division Leaders, Super Bowls and franchise QB's. Take away Brady and who's left out of the later round bunch of good QB's playing? ROMO?

Eli Manning
Peyton Manning
Philip Rivers
Ben Roethlisberger
Alex Smith
Arron Rodgers
Matt Ryan
Joe Flacco
Matthew Stafford
Cam Newton
Teddy Bridgewater
Jay Cutler
Mark Sanchez
Andrew Luck
Drew Brees drafted #32
Michael Vick
Carson Palmer
Ryan Tannehill
Blake Bortles

Andy Dalton Drafted #35 just missed
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The unpredictable Steelers. Win big games, lose shit ones, make good comebacks on weak teams.
They got fucked out of the playoffs last year, I'm counting on them this year.
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The NFL just announced that running back Adrian Peterson would be suspended for at least the rest of the year, without pay, for violations of the league’s personal conduct policy.

He will not be considered for reinstatement before April 15, 2015.
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Not surprising at all. I wonder what kind of punishment the czar of the NFL will give himself for lying about the Ray Rice video tape.

And expecting us to believe his BS story that he was shocked by what happened in that elevator. I mean really WTF did he think happened... Oh I just thought he maybe pushed her and she fell and hit her head knocking her self out. :roll:

He expects us to believe that shit? Fuck Goodell he needs to go too.
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Champ Bailey signing a 1 day contract, and retiring as a Denver Bronco. 8) THANK YOU, CHAMP!!!! <3

Poor AP. Goodell fucked him hard with no lube.
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Champ Bailey signing a 1 day contract, and retiring as a Denver Bronco. 8) THANK YOU, CHAMP!!!! <3

Poor AP. Goodell fucked him hard with no lube.
Poor AP? Fuck him. They should have beaten him the way he did his kid.
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