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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Cam Newton injured in car crash - no details yet except his truck rolled and he needed to be assisted from scene.
The Saints might have put a bounty on him after his behavior on Sunday

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Tenacious_Dio wrote:No serious injuries for Newton.
Two fractures in his back (same injury that Romo had earlier this season).

Put him on IR, and let him heal up for next season.
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I love hearing Mike Tirico say 'Russell Wiltson' and 'Jordy Neltson'. Where do those Ts come from?
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Tenacious_Dio wrote:
Tenacious_Dio wrote:No serious injuries for Newton.
Two fractures in his back (same injury that Romo had earlier this season).

Put him on IR, and let him heal up for next season.
Overheard this morning how Cam refuses to take any painkillers.
Whether that is orally or via a shot. If that is 100% accurate, no chance he returns to the playing field this year.

Both Romo and Petty(from Baylor) returned after missing 1 week but each needed painkillers to return so quickly.
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Machado's not talking about the Cowboys, did he finally realize that the post season has become pretty uncertain for them all of a sudden.
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Cards escape with a narrow win today.
Perhaps against a stronger opponent the Cards might have lost tonight.
Rams offense could not do anything. 3rd and goal from the 1 and they could not get a TD. Forced to kick and they never sniffed the redzone again.

**Sprained knee for Stanton. Week to week**
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Well, so much for Johnny Football. Who can the Browns draft this year? They won too many games for a high pick. Leave it to the Browns to botch everything possible. *sigh*
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Tymaster wrote:Well, so much for Johnny Football. Who can the Browns draft this year? They won too many games for a high pick. Leave it to the Browns to botch everything possible. *sigh*
Maybe Johnny JamBoogie needs a Snickers.
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Johnny Manziel's passes have more loft then a zeppelin. More hang time then a punt.
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I know its early but i dont care Suck it Cowboys :lol:


Looks like i jinxed the Eagles Back to sucking
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I suppose you're less happy at the moment.
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Sanchez looked horrible this whole game. Even on the scoring drives he made some terrible throws.

Foles back by the playoffs or is it over?
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Crazy Levi wrote:Sanchez looked horrible this whole game. Even on the scoring drives he made some terrible throws.

Foles back by the playoffs or is it over?
Back up Sanchez with the Eagles pathetic secondary and still had a shot. How about the time of possession? 41:55 to 18:05!
Add 4 turnovers and 2 Sanchez sacks and they was still in the game. Stats don't always tell the truth. I knew the Eagles was going to lose this one but it should have been a slaughter. Dallas sticking to the run even tho Murray was stuffed all night was something I didn't think I'd see.

It was a great win for Dallas, Romo played at his best, the O line did their job, the D held up when they had too putting pressure all night long, Dez with all his great talent had a wonderful game, Murray ran tough and the play calling was right on.

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He's the Unikitty in LEGO movie......Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, EVER find them!!!

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I'd like to say congratulations to Arizona for making the playoff's, I have no clue how they did it. Most of the way with fucking Palmer at the helm then driving it home with Stanton. This is a team that spanked Dallas and basically beat up the AFC WEST and NFC EAST. They did a good job stopping the run but other then that they just won games, like last year. Bruce Arians should get major props for keeping that injury plagued team together.
Stanton could possibly return for the playoffs in 4 weeks if they win the bye, if not it's 3rd string Ryan Lindley to the rescue.

It's a travesty they missed the playoffs last year, now their going in with their 3rd string QB...Dam the bad luck. Where's Kurt Warner?
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Crazy Levi wrote:Sanchez looked horrible this whole game. Even on the scoring drives he made some terrible throws.

Foles back by the playoffs or is it over?
If he can possibly start he will play. Of course it might be academic at this point. I am a HUGE Colts fan this coming week P13!

I don't see how the fuck Kelly didn't recognize that his secondary was going to be as awful as they have been. Bradley Fletcher is one of the worst corners I have ever seen. I'm glad Dez lit him up, maybe someone in the front office will finally take notice. Oh, and kickoffs are live balls you fucking idiots.
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Well, didn't see that win coming..

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I have to laugh at Moss and Garcon with their fucking reactions to RGiii's touchdown-that- wasn't.
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WTF wrote:I have to laugh at Moss and Garcon with their fucking reactions to RGiii's touchdown-that- wasn't.
Yeah that was some crazy shit. Or so I am told. I'm past the point where I watch the games if I have anything slightly better to do - Washington Redskins fans generally call this point "Late October."

I did watch some highlights last night...looked like RG3 played a decent game. I know the stats say he got sacked 7 times but this is one of the worst lines I've ever seen in professional football so I doubt most of them are his fault.

Gruden REALLY seems to hate RG3. "He played ok." Will he start next week? "Well, he's in the mix. He's on the roster."

Who the fuck says stuff like that?! He's on the roster?!

A shitshow as usual and the natives are beyond restless. I expect a whole lot of crazy shit come January, but short of Snyder killing himself or selling the team nothing's gonna change. I do expect Rg3 back next season. I still don't think his story is over yet.
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Gruden didn't even know Moss got tossed from the game. Is Mike SHanahan available to step in? :lol:
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Crazy Levi wrote:Sanchez looked horrible this whole game. Even on the scoring drives he made some terrible throws.

Foles back by the playoffs or is it over?
Now a local Philly scribe is beating the drum for RGIII in midnight green next year. :lol:
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Sanchez looked horrible this whole game. Even on the scoring drives he made some terrible throws.

Foles back by the playoffs or is it over?
Now a local Philly scribe is beating the drum for RGIII in midnight green next year. :lol:
We'll take that second rounder you hosed us on for McNabb.

I still think RG3 stays put next season.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Sanchez looked horrible this whole game. Even on the scoring drives he made some terrible throws.

Foles back by the playoffs or is it over?
Now a local Philly scribe is beating the drum for RGIII in midnight green next year. :lol:
We'll take that second rounder you hosed us on for McNabb.

I still think RG3 stays put next season.
The writer is proposing a conditional 3rd round pick which could become a 2nd depending on performance. It's really not a ridiculous idea to bring a guy like him in to compete with Foles next year; I just think it's funny that everyone is in full on panic mode. All of Foles' issues are purely mechanical and I believe he will be the starter next year. I do agree with you that if there is a collective brain in the front office in Washington they will keep Griffin.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Sanchez looked horrible this whole game. Even on the scoring drives he made some terrible throws.

Foles back by the playoffs or is it over?
Now a local Philly scribe is beating the drum for RGIII in midnight green next year. :lol:
We'll take that second rounder you hosed us on for McNabb.

I still think RG3 stays put next season.
As much as I want them to just be done with RG3 I know they have way too much invested in him to give up. I never understood the Gruden hiring because he is a guy known for working with pocket passers. My ideal situation for the Skins in the offseason would be the following:

1. Use first round pick on an o lineman
2. Use second round pick on an o lineman
3. Fire Gruden
4. Fire Haslett
5. Hire Darrel Bevell as head coach

The main concern has to be fixing the offensive line and getting a coach who will run an offense more in tune with Griffin's skill set. They are fine at the skill positions on offense. On defense get the injured players back and a new coordinator and they'll be fine.
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Building a good young Offensive Line helps in every way possibly..


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DeMarco Murray broke his hand last night and is having surgery; status for rest of season up in the air.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:DeMarco Murray broke his hand last night and is having surgery; status for rest of season up in the air.
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UtahRatt wrote:I'd like to say congratulations to Arizona for making the playoff's, I have no clue how they did it. Most of the way with fucking Palmer at the helm then driving it home with Stanton. This is a team that spanked Dallas and basically beat up the AFC WEST and NFC EAST. They did a good job stopping the run but other then that they just won games, like last year. Bruce Arians should get major props for keeping that injury plagued team together.
Stanton could possibly return for the playoffs in 4 weeks if they win the bye, if not it's 3rd string Ryan Lindley to the rescue.

It's a travesty they missed the playoffs last year, now their going in with their 3rd string QB...Dam the bad luck. Where's Kurt Warner?
And to think the Rooney's fired him because they wanted their ballboy Haley in, and Tomlin wanted him out because he didn't need 2 coordinators who were a better coach than he is.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:DeMarco Murray broke his hand last night and is having surgery; status for rest of season up in the air.
He "should" be fine. LOL.. But, I doubt it.

Tape that sombitch up and be in the lineup Sunday Murray. It's just a bone in the finger for fuck's sake.
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I wouldn't worry about it...it's not like the dude has fumbling problems.
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