The New (Spam Free) Never Ending Wrestling Thread

[nakedmadman]

Triple H will be on Raw tomorrow.

I keep hoping that both HHH and Cena will go to Smackdown, but as soon as one leaves, the other comes in. God damn it.

With H gone, I'd love to see CM Punk move to smackdown.

[ozzyrulz777]

Triple H will be on Raw tomorrow.

I keep hoping that both HHH and Cena will go to Smackdown, but as soon as one leaves, the other comes in. God damn it.

With H gone, I'd love to see CM Punk move to smackdown.

NO! CM PUNK DESERVES TO BE ON RAW!

[ultraphobic71]

RAW NEEDS CHRISTIAN!!

[nakedmadman]

NO! CM PUNK DESERVES TO BE ON RAW!

No, Punk needs to be on Smackdown where he's not going to have his momentum squashed by superegos like H and Cena. It's become obvious to me, Raw is the home of the mongoloid steroid freaks that please the pre-teens. I'd much rather see Punk on Smackdown where we could see Punk actually contend for a major belt. THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN with HHH, CENA, AND BATISTA all on Raw. Atleast on Smackdown you've only really gotta worry about Undertaker, and how much longer is he gonna last?

[slash4pres]

Apparently James Franco mentioned Necro Butcher on the Oscars. Can anyone confirm this?

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

Triple H will be on Raw tomorrow.

Thanks for the heads up. I won't be watching.

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

Apparently James Franco mentioned Necro Butcher on the Oscars. Can anyone confirm this?

Yes. Him and Seth Rogan did a skit where they were watching a bunch of the nominated movies and they showed a clip from The Wrestler with Mickey and Necro Butcher.

[LynnrdVonHetfield]

Triple H will be on Raw tomorrow.

Wow, thanks for going out on a ledge here.

How did you ever get this insider information?

[Angry Jew]

Who is Colt Cabana?

You call yourself a wrestling fan? Colt rules! I heard he was doing a great job announcing, WWE should have kept him on for the new show on WGN.

[Angry Jew]

Triple H will be on Raw tomorrow.

Wow, thanks for going out on a ledge here.

How did you ever get this insider information?

I heard Trips and Steph are legit married. Keep it Kayfabe.

[Subhuman Yeti]

Hogan said there are wrestlers who blade 25 to 30 times per week.

In the entire industry, yes.
Individually? No. Fucking. Way.

Who the fuck works more than 6 or 7, if that, actual matches a week?

...and he wants anyone to believe some workers blade every. single. match. they. work?

He's so fucking insanely stupid.

He also said he has friends who do staple gun matches similar to the one in The Wrestler 300 nights per year.

Just one sentence later and he's even more fucking insane.

..also, I really doubt any of those extreme workers and Hogan are actually 'friends'.

staple gun matches similar to the one in The Wrestler

If by 'similar' he means 'not fucking boring' like the one on 'the Wresterl'.

NWO/NJPW (where Bisch-JOKE) stole the NWO from... used to have a lot of staple gun matches and a lot of the heels that stapled business cards to their opponents foreheads...

Brutal shit.
But there was a lot of really great matches and fucking amazing workrates back in NJPW at that time.

Hogan really knows fucking nothing of that kind of workrate or extreme style.

[Angry Jew]

^^^^
Who cares, Hogan also knows millions of dollars more than all those hardcore "wrestlers" combined. He is also somewhat healthy.Advantage Hogan.

[YYC]

I hate Hogan but I hate garbage wrestling too, so I could care less what he has to say about it.

[ozzyrulz777]

They really need to get rid of the Guerrero's. BOTH OF THEM!

[ozzyrulz777]

Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat to be inducted in the Hall Of Fame with Stone Cold and The Funks. He will be inducted by Ric Flair.

[bigbuttskinner]

They really need to get rid of the Guerrero's. BOTH OF THEM!

Definitely. If I hear "excuse me!" one more time I'm going to kill her. Jesus Christ she has terrible mic skills. Other than that, RAW wasn't too bad this evening. And who didn't see Jericho coming out to interrupt Steamboat? haha. Wonder who he will bash next week?

[Sabu]

They really need to get rid of the Guerrero's. BOTH OF THEM!

Definitely. If I hear "excuse me!" one more time I'm going to kill her. Jesus Christ she has terrible mic skills. Other than that, RAW wasn't too bad this evening. And who didn't see Jericho coming out to interrupt Steamboat? haha. Wonder who he will bash next week?

I was fine with the Jericho angle up until tonight. I just don't see Steamboat fitting into the category that Jericho has spent the last two months attacking. Unless he's going to bring up Steamboat's brief involvement with ROH... it doesn't make sense for him to have an issue with Steamboat as with the exception of an occasional appearance where he's breaking up a brawl at ringside, Steamboat has been invisible and unless you knew what he was up to, you probably would have no idea he was employed by WWE. And it's not like he's doing anything that would lump him with Piper or Flair or Jake Roberts or Mickey Rourke's character. The guy is making good coin as an agent and a trainer. Hardly the same deal as what Jericho's been harping on the past couple months... Just didn't make much sense to me.

Nice to see Punk will be back in MITB, but I really hope they get Morrison in there. And it also would have been nice to see the IC strap defended at Mania... but oh well.

And until Orton punts Linda... he has NOT gone through the entire McMahon family!!! I want my Linda punt damn it!!!

[Subhuman Yeti]

I agree, Orton should punt Linda next.



Then kill himself ASAP, because he's so ridiculously fucking BORING!

[Drunken_Little_Elf]

.Nice to see Punk will be back in MITB

Which is apparantly the only way he can get on a Wrestlemania card.

[bigbuttskinner]

Although hilarious, I would eat my hat if Linda gets punted. No way. However she did once receive a Stone Cold Stunner, well, sort of. I was hoping Morrison would've won the match last night as well, he needs to get into some singles action. The Miz is a douche.

[LAglamrocker]

Wrestlemania 26 HAll OF FAME= WARRIOR in his home state! I'll be there!!

[Sabu]

Wrestlemania 26 HAll OF FAME= WARRIOR in his home state! I'll be there!!

Wrestlemania 26 is in Parts Unknown?

[ozzyrulz777]

I also doubt that they will induct Warrior this year.

[LAglamrocker]

from "parts unknown"...nope from the state of Warrior University!

[silent_eyes]

Hogan said there are wrestlers who blade 25 to 30 times per week.

In the entire industry, yes.
Individually? No. Fucking. Way.

Who the fuck works more than 6 or 7, if that, actual matches a week?

...and he wants anyone to believe some workers blade every. single. match. they. work?

He's so fucking insanely stupid.

I kinda agree with Hogon on this one... no way it's anywhere close to 25-30 times a week. The person would be DEAD.

I will say this... back in the Smokey Mountain Wrestling days, you could just look at Ricky Morton too hard and he'd bleed. That dude must get transfusions every month.

[LynnrdVonHetfield]

Wrestlemania 26 HAll OF FAME= WARRIOR in his home state! I'll be there!!

I also doubt that they will induct Warrior this year.

Who said they were inducting him this year???

It's WM 25 this year bud, reading isn't one of your strengths, is it?

[ozzyrulz777]

Wrestlemania 26 HAll OF FAME= WARRIOR in his home state! I'll be there!!

I also doubt that they will induct Warrior this year.

Who said they were inducting him this year???

It's WM 25 this year bud, reading isn't one of your strengths, is it?

oops my mistake I thought it said 25. But I still doubt they will induct him for 26 even.


I hope Christian wins the ECW title tonight.

[lizardking]

any info on the ultimate warrior? i havent heard anything about him in months

[ozzyrulz777]

Christian did not win the title. Hopefully he gets another shot.

[slash4pres]

That was a great match. It's good that he lost, it will set up for him to win it at Wrestlemania.