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Not if they have to go through the Rose Garden in the playoffs.

Shaq and LBJ may have something to say about this.
Time will tell.
One thing we do know, Kobe is a rapist.

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One thing we do know, Kobe is a rapist.

Raping a whore like that lying jizz hole from Colorado is like littering at the dump.

I hope she does, I would love Staples and Laker fans boo her

She the type you marry if you don't make it to the NBA, Odom she is so fucking ugly, GROSS

the passenger wrote:Bump for the fuck of it.

Lakers looked great in the pre-season opener and looked like shit in game 2.
Nice to see them play the Forum again though. But with no championships and no retired jerseys hanging in the rafters.... it's just not the same


The Kings Thursday night should be a decent pre-season game.
More Lakers rookie ball mixed with Artest beginning to learn his role.


So fucking glad the NBA is back, faulty refs or not.
I watch a few minutes of NFL a week at friends houses and bars and it's enough to make me wanna fucking puke up an organ or two.

So. Fucking. Pointless.



The Super Bowl, fairly entertaining.
The rest of the season, fucking chunky barf.

What would really be funny is if Stephen Jackson weaseled his way onto the Lakers squad. A Jackson/Ron Ron reunion would be all sorts of crazy.

Or a Jackson/Baron Davis reunion on the Clips.

Lakers crush the Sac Kings, waive 3 good, but not good enough rookies, pick up a few minor injuries to a couple starters and play the Charlotte Bobcats tonight.


It's been a fun pre-season so far.


Those Scab refs are badly fucking hilarious though...

Lakers didn't start 2 starters, shot like shit, still beat the Bobcats.


Charlotte, what a pack of fucking losers!!

So tonight's pre-seasoned victims will either be the Never Amount to Fucking Anything LA Clippers or the Shit For Brains Latter Day Mo'town Utah Jazz....


I've read both in different spots.


Anyone on this fucking tard asylum know tonights LAKERS opponent for sure?

Clippers... victims.


Lakers win the Shootout at the Staples!


They didn't look good for 3... pulled away in the 4th.


The bench is getting some good minutes, starters rusty, Odom/Walton/Gasol still injured.




Next victims... Golden State on Tuesday.


2010 fuckers!!! Lakers going to repeat!!!!!!

Tonight's victims... Golden State Warriors.


Odom was rumored last week to return to the lineup tonight.



Fuck yes!!

LAKERS over Golden State Warriors (again).
Decent team, but it's really too fucking bad they aren't GREAT like the LAKERS.



Odom got some minutes, nothing great.
Some points, some cool plays. Good to see him back in the lineup.


Bynum... holy fuck. He's really hitting a nice pre-season stride.
Look the fucking fuck out on Christmas SHAQ.



Tonight and Tomorrow night - LAKERS v Nuggets.


Can the LAKERS take BOTH of them?

Lakers over Denver!


Walton back and got some good minutes, Bynum sat out with a sore rotator cuff, Gasol expected back by Tuesday... if not before (hopefully), Kobe OMFG!!... just OMFG!! what a bunch of fucking amazing pro basketball tonight, great play from all the rest of the Lakers, even Artest was stepping up and contributing more than the previous games... and fucking Mbenga with 7 blocks, some points, some assists, some rebounds and more!!


Lakers v Nuggets again tonight...




Fuck yes, NBA!

NFL, fuck you!!

Lakers lost their final preseason game.


It was obvious from the beginning they didn't want it and weren't happy at that San Diego arena either.

The only one that was playing like he wanted it was Artest.
So that explains right there how fucking un-LAKERS and total-SHIT the Lakers looked.
Everybody else was just going thru the motions in the last meaningless no count game of the year.


Also the last game with the SCAB refs, who I wanted to give a chance to... but many times they proved why they aren't pro refs.... they are fucking assholes and they consistently sucked for the whole month.

Later scabs. At least for 2 years.



The fan drying the floor was funny... doing a fucking lazy and stupid SD Arena event staffers job.



The Nuggets are a pack of assholes.
But what did I really expect from people in Colorado'h!



Lakers are ready.... to ...fucking repeat in 2010!!!


So fuck off EAST! You cunts!!!

why did the lakers not play a single road game in the preseason...even a back to back with the Nuggets were essentially both home games...why the favoritism?

Plus, 17 of their first 21 are at home...like it is every year...WTF?

grishnak boss wrote:LAKERS 2010 NBA CHAMPS?

YOU KNOW IT!!!

KOBE/PAU/RON ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF JORDAN/PIPPEN/RODMAN.

THE BEST MOVE SHAQ COULD MAKE RIGHT NOW WOULD BE TO BEG HIS WAY INTO THE LAKERS AGAIN, AND LEBRONZE? HAHAHAHA!!! GIVE THE KID 4 - 5 YRS TO WIN HIS 1ST CHAMPIONSHIP

AGREED!!!!! F T W !!!

Tymaster wrote:Shaq and LBJ may have something to say about this.
Time will tell.
One thing we do know, Kobe is a rapist.

pfft...The Cavs are no better than they were last year.
They need better defense and another serious scoring threat. Oh and a real coach.

There is only one team that will give the Lakers a challenge next June...
That is the Celtics (if they remain healthy)

Heenan Snuka wrote:why did the lakers not play a single road game in the preseason......WTF?

They played the Kings in Las Vegas...I would consider that a road game...

Lakers played pre-season games in San Diego, Anaheim, Ontario, Vegas and in LA.
Not too far from LA, but still mostly on the road.


And yeah, most of the first month and a half this season are Lakers home games... and last season the Lakers ended the season and won the fucking Championship after brutal road trips in March and April...

What the fuck is your point?

grishnak boss wrote:
KOBE/PAU/RON ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF JORDAN/PIPPEN/RODMAN.

LOL! That cracks me up dude.

The best thing Shaq could do is shut his coon mouth shut.

Hail to the Dirk!

after coming close so many times the last couple years at Staples Center, they finally got it right and played 48 minutes...

Kobe looked amateur, 6-19 shooting, and got stripped so many times while driving to the basket trying to "establish his dominance", or at least trying to make it look that way...what a flake

grishnak boss wrote:
KOBE/PAU/RON ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF JORDAN/PIPPEN/RODMAN.

not possible, since MJ > Kobe

Hate to rain on y'alls cute little Lakers suckfest, but do you really think they could even win 2 games in a series against the MAGIX? Seriously?

Times have changed kids....too deep, too strong.
Your only hope is that Boston can stop them.

MAGIX!!!!

The Magic are losers. See if they are around in June.
If they are... step up again ya fucking victims from losertown.
The Lakers would love to beat you assholes at home again!


Lakers looked like SHIT against the Mavericks.
I can't bullshit that. That's all there is to say.
They looked like SHIT.



But no one in the East can touch the fucking Lakers except Boston.
Holy fuck is that team disgusting with their bullshit.
The Celtics team plane could crash into a fucking mountain and I'd only laugh because it wasn't brutal enough for those shit for brains cheating cocksuckers.


We will see you assholes in June, for the Lakers fucking repeat in the LA LAKERS 50th fucking season in LA.

There is NO FUCKING WAY the LAKERS are losing their WORLD TITLE IN THEIR 50th FUCKING YEAR in LA.




Keep wet dreaming you NBA East ballsucking cunts!

Subhuman Yeti wrote:The Magic are losers. See if they are around in June.
If they are... step up again ya fucking victims from losertown.
The Lakers would love to beat you assholes at home again!


Lakers looked like SHIT against the Mavericks.
I can't bullshit that. That's all there is to say.
They looked like SHIT.



But no one in the East can touch the fucking Lakers except Boston.
Holy fuck is that team disgusting with their bullshit.
The Celtics team plane could crash into a fucking mountain and I'd only laugh because it wasn't brutal enough for those shit for brains cheating cocksuckers.


We will see you assholes in June, for the Lakers fucking repeat in the LA LAKERS 50th fucking season in LA.

There is NO FUCKING WAY the LAKERS are losing their WORLD TITLE IN THEIR 50th FUCKING YEAR in LA.




Keep wet dreaming you NBA East ballsucking cunts!

Fucking fuck fuck shit cunt fuck cocksuckers bullshit cocksuckers cunt fuck shit ballsucking fuck.

Great Post!!!

Lakers looked better against the Hawks, but the Hawks SUCK!
Lakers crush.


Artest stepping up with some stats in every category and great plays.



Lakers vs OKC tomorrow night, in OKC.