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Name something you've learned from Dan Dierdorf

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Over the years Dan Dierdorf has done color analysis for Monday Night Football and NFL on CBS, among others....Im sure in the process you've learned a lot from listening to him...What have u learned??

Whether about football, or something else, what lessons has Dan taught you? do u think u coulda learned more had u been in a classroom setting with him teaching?
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Dan taught us that the team that scores the most points will probably win the game.
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I bet Dan Dierdorf's nose hair looks rather formidable. His mustache is like a tractor beam. Don't look at it.
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That if you're a fat ass, you can lose weight on nutrisystem.
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That Conrad Dobler jokes aren't funny.
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that fat guys with a lisp are annoying
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Heenan Snuka wrote:Name something you've learned from Dan Dierdorf
That Howard Cosell was right.
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Greg Gumbel was busting his balls yesterday. Diredorf was talking about Andre agassi and this revelation that he was on crystal meth and saying hw Agassi is a global superstar. Gumbel was like, "Kind of like yourself, Dan."
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Dan has showed us that if you don't know what the hell you're talking about you should not have a network tv job.
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he is religious...check out his comment, right around the 00:40 sec mark

elway vs montana in 1994 on MNF:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OlHRJV_ ... re=related


even Al giggled at what he said
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I've always thought Dan was pretty damned insightful.
I thought MNF was just great when it was Al, Dan, and Frank.

Costas, Dierdorf, Greg Gumbel, Michaels, Enberg, Collinsworth, Trumpy, those are among my favorites.

The way the Browns have been lately, I usually get stuck with CBS' D team. Lots of Ian Eagle and Solomon whoever. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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