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WATCH N' LEARN NIGGAS, AMAZING:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X-Y7wFRoEU

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He's still a rapist
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metalsludgerules wrote:He's still a rapist
AND A MILLIONAIRE AND YOU'RE NOT.

EAT SHIT.
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He's still a rapist

You can't rape a WHORE whose Grand Central Station cunt was still sorting thru 2 dozen jizz loads even before Kobe got there ... you fucking shit for brains prize winning dumb ass fuck.
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Kobe!
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I never said he couldn't play. That trial was shady as fuck right from the beginning. I believe he is guilty. A great lawyer can get anybody.


Laker fans curse at me all day I don't give a fuck. Kobe is a rapist.
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fuck Kobe...he's parading around as if it's his title...what he has now is the quivalent of Shaq in 2000...the combo of Gasol and Bynum and Odom...3 long big men...2 at a time at all times...twin towers...something that Michael jordan never even had ONE of...

it's just that they aren't name players like Shaq

look at his record before they got Gasol and the few games this year they didnt have him...even with Bynum, they were exposed...he cant and wont ever carry his team single-handedly the way Lebron does and Jordan did...Lebron is an animal who is all over the court...Kobe is a baby and needs his rest...fuck him...he aint foolin me

he's always cried when he didnt have a big man cuz he knows he can't do it alone...he is a fuckin fraud
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Kobe is a rapist...lol!
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Heenan Snuka wrote:fuck Kobe...he's parading around as if it's his title...what he has now is the quivalent of Shaq in 2000...the combo of Gasol and Bynum and Odom...3 long big men...2 at a time at all times...twin towers...something that Michael jordan never even had ONE of...

it's just that they aren't name players like Shaq

look at his record before they got Gasol and the few games this year they didnt have him...even with Bynum, they were exposed...he cant and wont ever carry his team single-handedly the way Lebron does and Jordan did...Lebron is an animal who is all over the court...Kobe is a baby and needs his rest...fuck him...he aint foolin me

he's always cried when he didnt have a big man cuz he knows he can't do it alone...he is a fuckin fraud
Jordan never won shit without phil jackson and pippen. I suppouse he's a fraud too :lol:
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Heenan Snuka wrote:fuck Kobe...he's parading around as if it's his title...what he has now is the quivalent of Shaq in 2000...the combo of Gasol and Bynum and Odom...3 long big men...2 at a time at all times...twin towers...something that Michael jordan never even had ONE of...

it's just that they aren't name players like Shaq

look at his record before they got Gasol and the few games this year they didnt have him...even with Bynum, they were exposed...he cant and wont ever carry his team single-handedly the way Lebron does and Jordan did...Lebron is an animal who is all over the court...Kobe is a baby and needs his rest...fuck him...he aint foolin me

he's always cried when he didnt have a big man cuz he knows he can't do it alone...he is a fuckin fraud
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grishnak boss wrote:
Heenan Snuka wrote:fuck Kobe...he's parading around as if it's his title...what he has now is the quivalent of Shaq in 2000...the combo of Gasol and Bynum and Odom...3 long big men...2 at a time at all times...twin towers...something that Michael jordan never even had ONE of...

it's just that they aren't name players like Shaq

look at his record before they got Gasol and the few games this year they didnt have him...even with Bynum, they were exposed...he cant and wont ever carry his team single-handedly the way Lebron does and Jordan did...Lebron is an animal who is all over the court...Kobe is a baby and needs his rest...fuck him...he aint foolin me

he's always cried when he didnt have a big man cuz he knows he can't do it alone...he is a fuckin fraud
Jordan never won shit without phil jackson and pippen. I suppouse he's a fraud too :lol:

we're talkin about big men...Pip was the equivalent of Lamar Odom...Kobe then has big men Gasol and Bynum, where Mike Jeff Jordan had Luc Longley...

and Michael made Phil Jackson, whereas Kobe was raised by Phil, even Kobe admitted that...look what happened the one year he didnt have Phil...
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Mike Tyson told me Kobe couldn't rape his way out of a paper bag.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Heenan Snuka wrote:


and Michael made Phil Jackson, whereas Kobe was raised by Phil, even Kobe admitted that...look what happened the one year he didnt have Phil...
34-48
We're going to have this talk again huh? Why don't you look that record up one more time.

And don't ever compare Pippen to Odom again.
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No shit. Odom hasn't refused to play because he had a sore pussy, I mean migraine.
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Redman77 wrote:No shit. Odom hasn't refused to play because he had a sore pussy, I mean migraine.
Don't think he isn't down a peg here because of that bullshit.

If Kukoc hadn't made the shot he may have been finished here.

I'd like to see Odom play four positions. On the nights he disappears out there he can't play one.
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johnk5150 wrote:[

We're going to have this talk again huh? Why don't you look that record up one more time.

And don't ever compare Pippen to Odom again.

i believe it's correct...in 04-05 they went 34-48
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Misread your post. I thought you were saying Phil's record the year Jordan retired was 38-42.

You're wrong about Jordan making Phil. Jordan didn't do shit with the Bulls under Collins and Kobe/Shaq didn't do shit with the Lakers with Harris. Phil arrived and they all become winners. Phil has made millionaires out of guys like Cliff Levingston and Jed Buechler by being the guru of matchups.
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D Wade has a sore pussy, Kobe just bitch slapped him...
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LAglamrocker wrote:D Wade has a sore pussy, Kobe just bitch slapped him...
That game was way better than I thought it would be.
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...the 3!


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The Fish 3 was great ... but KOBE'S... OMF3!!!!

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SO HOW ABOUT THIS SPECTACULAR 3 POINT SHOT VS THE HEAT ON DEC 4TH?!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmgSkK5c6RM


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
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THE



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LAKE



SHOW!!!



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Steve Nash > Kobe.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Steve Nash > Kobe.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I know you love your head up your own ass ... but it really has made you as stupid as all fucking fuck.
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Subhuman Yeti wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:Steve Nash > Kobe.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I know you love your head up your own ass ... but it really has made you as stupid as all fucking fuck.
A guy that can dish out 15 dimes and 20 points is better to watch than a guy that can just shoot the ball. Same reasoning that I find John Stockton and his short-shorts leagues ahead of Mr. Bryant. And Bryant also suffers from the same fate as another shooter in Kevin Durant. They post Larry Hughes numbers on occasion.
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