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Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:32 pm
by UtahRatt
What a fuck up.

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.actio ... 4977950812
Police said that Henry and his unidentified fiancee were involved in a domestic dispute, and as Henry's fiacee was driving away from their residence, Henry jumped in the back of her pick-up truck. At some point within about a half mile of his house, it seems that Henry fell from the back of the truck. The injuries he sustained seem to be very, very serious, and have sparked rumors that Chris Henry is dead. Despite all of these rumors, the official status still is that he is alive, but in serious condition with life-threatening injuries.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:11 pm
by tripsgirl
Yeah the guy has some talent but has NO brains whatsoevar...

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:17 pm
by dong dokken
chris henry? ?????

i'm sure lady gaga has more talent at least i've heard of her

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:35 pm
by UtahRatt
dong dokken wrote:i'm sure lady gaga has more talent at least i've heard of her
Guess that means she appeals to the gay community.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:31 am
by WhiteHouseSubsAC
tripsgirl wrote:Yeah the guy has some talent but has NO brains whatsoevar...
Evidently they're in a ditch somewhere.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:58 am
by Redman77
CNN just announced he died.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:59 am
by Facedown
ESPN has reported that he has passed.
Bengals have heard but not confirmed.
R.I.P.
:(

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:12 am
by TawnyVonJagger
Was just coming to post this. RIP. :(

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:06 am
by ParaDime77
RIP. Dude wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, I'm surprised he lasted this long.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:56 am
by VinnieKulick
Yahoo had a story about how much of a shame it was because he had started turning his life around. Made me wonder, why exactly should we celebrate a person who decided to NOT be a fuck up?

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:56 am
by LAglamrocker
this is truly sad

I bet Tiger will fuck the fiancee at the funeral

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:59 pm
by Bob Sacamano
The world is better off without him. Glad he is dead.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:04 pm
by UtahRatt
In memory of Chris Henry, Ochocinco's next TD celebration will be a Tuck-N-Roll.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:15 pm
by Bob Sacamano
UtahRatt wrote:In memory of Chris Henry, Ochocinco's next TD celebration will be a Tuck-N-Roll.

LOL

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:24 pm
by UtahRatt
I just grabbed Jay Cutler off the wires in my fantasy league then dropped him for Chris Henry.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:29 am
by Redman77
Zero points is better than a negative 10.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:31 am
by johnk5150
Bob Sacamano wrote:The world is better off without him. Glad he is dead.
I'm not glad he's dead, but damned if I didn't chuckle to myself at how completely unsurprised I am that's how he bought it.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:09 am
by Bob Sacamano
Supposedly, there will be a moment of silence at all NFL games this weekend for this piece of garbage. If I was going to an NFL game, I would bring an air horn to make sure there is no moment of silence.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:02 pm
by johnk5150
Bob Sacamano wrote:Supposedly, there will be a moment of silence at all NFL games this weekend for this piece of garbage. If I was going to an NFL game, I would bring an air horn to make sure there is no moment of silence.
I think you should find out where he's buried and dance on his grave.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:08 pm
by Facedown
Bob Sacamano wrote:Supposedly, there will be a moment of silence at all NFL games this weekend for this piece of garbage. If I was going to an NFL game, I would bring an air horn to make sure there is no moment of silence.
If you did that you would be able to tell Chris how you feel right to his face.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 2:22 pm
by UtahRatt
I like how he's described as "gentle" and "a good person" by some of his mourning teammates while he was labeled as a "one-man crime wave" by one of the many judges he appeared before.

This "he finally started to get his life together shit" is annoying, what was he straight for? 6 months? In what his 5th year? 14 games worth of suspensions. Drunk driving, drug possession, alleged assault, illegal use of a firearm, conduct so bad the banglessss cut him....Sounds like a chipper fellow.

It's sad for his kids but come the fuck on, the media and the league are acting like this thug was a tragedy. It's annoying.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:41 pm
by Gritt
None of this would have happened if he would have been wearing his helmet. Dumbass.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 1:57 am
by Bob Sacamano
UtahRatt wrote:I like how he's described as "gentle" and "a good person" by some of his mourning teammates while he was labeled as a "one-man crime wave" by one of the many judges he appeared before.

This "he finally started to get his life together shit" is annoying, what was he straight for? 6 months? In what his 5th year? 14 games worth of suspensions. Drunk driving, drug possession, alleged assault, illegal use of a firearm, conduct so bad the banglessss cut him....Sounds like a chipper fellow.

It's sad for his kids but come the fuck on, the media and the league are acting like this thug was a tragedy. It's annoying.

How is it that every time someone with a checkered past dies all we hear about is how they were in the process of turning their life around? The gang member was trying to leave, the deadbeat dad was trying to make things right with his kids, or the alcoholic abuser was trying not to hit his wife and kids anymore. Just once I want to hear friends and family say, “Chris? He was a horrible piece of shit to the goddamm bitter end, and I think he is down there now, screaming in severe pain!”.

When a piece of shit dies, it doesn't bother me one bit, in fact it makes me a little happy.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 3:45 am
by UtahRatt
Bob Sacamano wrote:How is it that every time someone with a checkered past dies all we hear about is how they were in the process of turning their life around? The gang member was trying to leave, the deadbeat dad was trying to make things right with his kids, or the alcoholic abuser was trying not to hit his wife and kids anymore. Just once I want to hear friends and family say, “Chris? He was a horrible piece of shit to the goddamm bitter end, and I think he is down there now, screaming in severe pain!”.

When a piece of shit dies, it doesn't bother me one bit, in fact it makes me a little happy.
Couldn't agree more.

This dude was a fucking thug and were having a moment of silence before every NFL game along with tons of media sympathy? It's dam near insulting to people who've actually contributed to society. He was a menace but because he could catch a football he's being made into a tragic loss.

Not buying into it. He should be remembered for being a total fuck up, someone who had it all and tossed it away.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:25 am
by grishnak boss
The world is devastated at the loss of such a fine citizen.

Good luck Michael Vick is still with us.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:28 am
by Redman77
UtahRatt wrote:
Bob Sacamano wrote:How is it that every time someone with a checkered past dies all we hear about is how they were in the process of turning their life around? The gang member was trying to leave, the deadbeat dad was trying to make things right with his kids, or the alcoholic abuser was trying not to hit his wife and kids anymore. Just once I want to hear friends and family say, “Chris? He was a horrible piece of shit to the goddamm bitter end, and I think he is down there now, screaming in severe pain!”.

When a piece of shit dies, it doesn't bother me one bit, in fact it makes me a little happy.
Couldn't agree more.

This dude was a fucking thug and were having a moment of silence before every NFL game along with tons of media sympathy? It's dam near insulting to people who've actually contributed to society. He was a menace but because he could catch a football he's being made into a tragic loss.

Not buying into it. He should be remembered for being a total fuck up, someone who had it all and tossed it away.
Exactly. What people are forgetting about is that he jumped in the back of the truck chasing his girlfriend & I doubt it was to give her the hug he forgot to give her when she left.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:50 am
by Kamikaze_Russo
Redman77 wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:
Bob Sacamano wrote:How is it that every time someone with a checkered past dies all we hear about is how they were in the process of turning their life around? The gang member was trying to leave, the deadbeat dad was trying to make things right with his kids, or the alcoholic abuser was trying not to hit his wife and kids anymore. Just once I want to hear friends and family say, “Chris? He was a horrible piece of shit to the goddamm bitter end, and I think he is down there now, screaming in severe pain!”.

When a piece of shit dies, it doesn't bother me one bit, in fact it makes me a little happy.
Couldn't agree more.

This dude was a fucking thug and were having a moment of silence before every NFL game along with tons of media sympathy? It's dam near insulting to people who've actually contributed to society. He was a menace but because he could catch a football he's being made into a tragic loss.

Not buying into it. He should be remembered for being a total fuck up, someone who had it all and tossed it away.
Exactly. What people are forgetting about is that he jumped in the back of the truck chasing his girlfriend & I doubt it was to give her the hug he forgot to give her when she left.

He tried to go "Mrs. Tiger Woods" on her ass, but it wasn't until he had already jumped in the back of the moving truck... when he realized he forgot to bring along the golf club he needed to bash in the back window. When the dumbass went back to get it... well, that's when he fell and split open his melon.

Re: Chris Henry + falling out of a truck = serious condition

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:57 am
by Skate4RnR
Bob Sacamano wrote:

How is it that every time someone with a checkered past dies all we hear about is how they were in the process of turning their life around? The gang member was trying to leave, the deadbeat dad was trying to make things right with his kids, or the alcoholic abuser was trying not to hit his wife and kids anymore. Just once I want to hear friends and family say, “Chris? He was a horrible piece of shit to the goddamm bitter end, and I think he is down there now, screaming in severe pain!”.

When a piece of shit dies, it doesn't bother me one bit, in fact it makes me a little happy.
Kevin DuBrow!

Dude watched Teen Wolf one too many times.