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HAHAHAHA! How did you like that one Roadhead? FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HUH?

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The cowgirls got their ass's beat!!!
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Oh well, there's no crying in football.

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That last TD was outfuckingstanding! ROMOWNED! ROMOWNED!
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UtahRatt wrote:That last TD was outfuckingstanding! ROMOWNED! ROMOWNED!
Rubbed their noses in it like a dog in shit.
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UtahRatt wrote:That last TD was outfuckingstanding! ROMOWNED! ROMOWNED!
As much as I hate the Cowboys, that was pretty douchey if you ask me.
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bane wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:That last TD was outfuckingstanding! ROMOWNED! ROMOWNED!
As much as I hate the Cowboys, that was pretty douchey if you ask me.

I liked Jimmy Johnsons attitude after the game....If ya don't like it...Play better.

I loved the play, fuck the faggots of Dallas and their legion of moronic fans.
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UtahRatt wrote:
bane wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:That last TD was outfuckingstanding! ROMOWNED! ROMOWNED!
As much as I hate the Cowboys, that was pretty douchey if you ask me.

I liked Jimmy Johnsons attitude after the game....If ya don't like it...Play better.

I loved the play, fuck the faggots of Dallas and their legion of moronic fans.
Keith Brooking's Vaginal hair was showing after that TD.
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That was an old fashioned ass whipping... wonder if Wade Phillips gets fired because of it.
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I'm gonna start calling RoadHead "Romo" cause he fucking sucks!
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UtahRatt wrote:
bane wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:That last TD was outfuckingstanding! ROMOWNED! ROMOWNED!
As much as I hate the Cowboys, that was pretty douchey if you ask me.

I liked Jimmy Johnsons attitude after the game....If ya don't like it...Play better.

I loved the play, fuck the faggots of Dallas and their legion of moronic fans.
No argument. If the Cowboys don't want Minnesota to rub it in, stop them on 4th down, but it does make me think a bit less of Minnesota. Plus, I'm gonna have to listen to Cowboy fans whine about that one play all fucking week. For Cowboy fans, it's a good thing. They can whine about bad sportsmanship instead of dwelling on the fact that their team just got it's ass stomped into a bloody pulp.
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doctordestructo wrote:That was an old fashioned ass whipping... wonder if Wade Phillips gets fired because of it.
I'll bet their field goal kicker's looking at the want ads after this..
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Luminiferous wrote:
I'll bet their field goal kicker's looking at the want ads after this..
I agree. Not, that his lack of ability really mattered in the grand scheme of things.
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Luminiferous wrote:
doctordestructo wrote:That was an old fashioned ass whipping... wonder if Wade Phillips gets fired because of it.
I'll bet their field goal kicker's looking at the want ads after this..
as a redskins fan and Dallas hater, I has to chuckle with glee when the cowboys signed that sorry fuck suisham. How many Did he miss this time?
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Awful game! I was going to continue to root for Favre next week until the classless running up of the score. That Vikings 'D' came to play and they kicked ass all damn day. I guess the Cowboys will just have to settle for a home game Superbowl next year. Go Saints! And utahcunt, it's not really rubbing anything in to me when you call me by the name of one of the top QBs in the NFL but go for it if it makes you feel better.
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ROADHEAD wrote:I was going to continue to root for Favre next week until the classless running up of the score.

Can I say, "Told you so"?
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The Racial Slurs ruined Suisham before Dallas brought him back. I think it's probably that Indian burial ground under FedEx Field.
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Tony Romo is the modern day Danny White.

Close but no cigar.
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ROADHEAD wrote:Awful game! I was going to continue to root for Favre next week until the classless running up of the score. That Vikings 'D' came to play and they kicked ass all damn day. I guess the Cowboys will just have to settle for a home game Superbowl next year. Go Saints! And utahcunt, it's not really rubbing anything in to me when you call me by the name of one of the top QBs in the NFL but go for it if it makes you feel better.

HAHAHA! It wasn't running up the score it shutting you fat headed over blown fuckhead fans.
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Dallas fans are like Yankees fans: theres more of them everywhere else then the city where their team hails from. Living in the Poconos, its filled with NY scum. Question - why did you move here from NY if its so great? Ah, thats right - its not, its a shithole. Las Vegas is a great city, NY = shithole. And Texas is just gay.
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Vettehead2006 wrote: And Texas is just gay.
Nothing against wherever the fuck you hail from, but Texas is far from "gay".
It's pretty bad ass actually. Dallas however, is totally gay.
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bane wrote:
ROADHEAD wrote:I was going to continue to root for Favre next week until the classless running up of the score.

Can I say, "Told you so"?
The grapes are sour tonight!
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bane wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:That last TD was outfuckingstanding! ROMOWNED! ROMOWNED!
As much as I hate the Cowboys, that was pretty douchey if you ask me.


Don't like us running up the score? Stop us. Oh, you can't?
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sounds like fun wrote:
bane wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:That last TD was outfuckingstanding! ROMOWNED! ROMOWNED!
As much as I hate the Cowboys, that was pretty douchey if you ask me.


Don't like us running up the score? Stop us. Oh, you can't?
Comprehension isn't your strong suit is it?
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If the situation was reversed would Cowboys fans be whining about the scoring situation?

Couldn't one say the Cowboys ran up the score on the Eagles the last two weeks?

I didn't see any effort in running up the score.. I seen it as the Vikes figuring if they got stopped, they'd have the Cowboys pinned deep in their own territory.
What were the Vikes supposed to do, take a knee with 5 minutes to go or just pull their starters and try and let the Cowboys catch up?

A field goal would still be considered "running up the score?"
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That could have been the rationale I guess, but I'd have kicked the 3 if I was coaching them. If they scored at any other down, it's not an issue at all. It's the going for it on 4th that smacks of running it up. Whatever, I'm not worked up over it. I'm not a fan of either team, I just thought it was a shitty move.
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