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All I can say is: Gat Damn

Haha, I knew you'd be the first one to post about it.

Did you see Obama 'congratulating' Phil for winning ten titles?

awesome that he embarrassed Magic who had no business being up there

He's part owner of the team.

Rainbow Bright wrote:All I can say is: Gat Damn

Don't be shy. You really want to share
how his ass tasted

Redman77 wrote:He's part owner of the team.

what, 5%? i didn't see the other owners up there...owner or not, the guy would have wanted to sneak in there anyway

he's jealous of Mike and wanted a taste of the White House...to me he's more of a Jesse Jackson spokesman kinda guy who always has to put his 2 cents everywhere

His dong looks like Luke Walton to me, does anyone else see it?

NunoFreak wrote:His dong looks like Luke Walton to me, does anyone else see it?

Greg Oden's Dong looks like teen wolf...

After seeing this thread I went over to Google and started typing in "Greg Oden nude pi"...

Then I thought "WTF????"

And immediately closed the laptop and took a shower.

JakeYonkel wrote:After seeing this thread I went over to Google and started typing in "Greg Oden nude pi"...

Then I thought "WTF????"

And immediately closed the laptop and took a shower.

All I have to say is if the rumor was true about John Dillinger having a 15 inch tool and it was in a jar in some medical warehouse, you'd have a curiosity, right? Purely for shock value, a physiological anomaly.

It's the same way with Oden. The dude is packing a fucking howitzer. As someone said on Deadspin.com (where the unaltered pic still is posted as far as I know), there is no need for an athlete or any other male to ever take a cock shot on a cell phone again. The pic should be viewed just to appreciate the truth of the jokes that are following.

I can't find it and I still feel weird looking for it.

JakeYonkel wrote:I can't find it and I still feel weird looking for it.

This doesn't mean I want to go out for drinks later or anything:


http://deadspin.com/5457361/greg-odens- ... ing-nicely

Holy fuck, that thing is down to his knees.

Remember that he's 7 feet tall, too. I'd LOVE to see the pussy he's wrecking with that hog.

JakeYonkel wrote:I can't find it and I still feel weird looking for it.

http://perezhilton.com/2010-01-27-nba-s ... -peen-pics

I'll bet Perez Hilton has fucked himself into a coma looking at that pic.

JakeYonkel wrote:After seeing this thread I went over to Google and started typing in "Greg Oden nude pi"...

Then I thought "WTF????"

And immediately closed the laptop and took a shower.

This might be the funniest thing I've read in my life...

Monty610 wrote:

JakeYonkel wrote:After seeing this thread I went over to Google and started typing in "Greg Oden nude pi"...

Then I thought "WTF????"

And immediately closed the laptop and took a shower.

This might be the funniest thing I've read in my life...

What Jake isn't telling you is that his wife opened the laptop up and then took a long bath afterwards.

Sweet mother of god, that thing is massive!

Imagine if he had to wear the old short shorts?

This also explains his constant knee injuries.

NunoFreak wrote:His dong looks like Luke Walton to me, does anyone else see it?

Bill.

Redman77 wrote:

NunoFreak wrote:His dong looks like Luke Walton to me, does anyone else see it?

Bill.

I meant Bill. Fuck! FAIL!

We'll never fit that on the album cover!

I know, maybe we can play jumprope with it.





Good god, I've never felt so inadequate in my life. I bet he has to buy special drawers for that monster.

So it IS true what they say about black dudes! That there's a weapon of mass destruction! Owwwie...

No wonder why NBA players started wearing the long shorts.

I was so inspired by it I posted a blog entry:

http://tin00can.wordpress.com/2010/02/0 ... dens-dong/

Yay! Tinny has a blog! *off to read*