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1. Matt Leinart will drag the Cards back into obscurity.

2. Farve will return to the Vikes, but will lose in the 1st round of the playoffs after narrowly securing a wildcard spot.

3. The 49ers will win the NFC West with Alex Smith finally turning into a NFL QB.

4. Jacksonville will continue to underperform, essentially puching their ticket to LA.

5. SuperBowl 45: Green Bay defeats Pittsburgh
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1. saints will not repeat as SB champs

2. favre will not return for another season as the idiot QB

3. Dallas Cowboys will win the SB

4. tim tebow will suffer a season ending injury

5. al davis will state his team will be competive on the field
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1. Favre will retire
2. Favre will un-retire the next day
3. Steelers will reach the second round of the playoffs
4. Eagles will win the NFC East
5. Favre will retire again
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1) Cowboys HOST the SuperBowl. Jerry Jones will make it so.........
2) Favre returns, the Vikes do not have nearly the same great season though.
3) Browns win 6 - 7 games. Brady Quinn shows "development." Establishes his self as franchise QB.
4) Saints underperform. The magic carpet ride is over.
5) The Chiefs start to build a winning program. They are essentially New England w/out Belichick, but with every assistant that has won anything for Belichick....
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DenimAndLeather wrote:1. Favre will retire
2. Favre will un-retire the next day
3. Steelers will reach the second round of the playoffs
4. Eagles will win the NFC East
5. Favre will retire again

This.

Plus 5A - P13 will resurface in December touting his fandom.
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thejuggernaut wrote:
DenimAndLeather wrote:1. Favre will retire
2. Favre will un-retire the next day
3. Steelers will reach the second round of the playoffs
4. Eagles will win the NFC East
5. Favre will retire again

This.

Plus 5A - P13 will resurface in December touting his fandom.
Yeah, but he won't pick "his" team until week 13.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:
thejuggernaut wrote:
DenimAndLeather wrote:1. Favre will retire
2. Favre will un-retire the next day
3. Steelers will reach the second round of the playoffs
4. Eagles will win the NFC East
5. Favre will retire again

This.

Plus 5A - P13 will resurface in December touting his fandom.
Yeah, but he won't pick "his" team until week 13.
Like Jake said, he's probably studying up on Bingo Smith, Campy Russell, Mark Price, Walt Frazier, World B. Free, Austin Carr, Brad Daugherty, Shawn Kemp and Lenny Wilkens so he can claim he's been a long suffering Cleveland Cavs fan. Which will result in maximum comedy gold, because I have been going to Cavs games for YEARS.....
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1. Panthers will win the Superbowl
2. Panthers will win the Superbowl
3. Panthers will win the Superbowl
4. Panthers will win the Superbowl
5. Panthers will win the Superbowl
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Tymaster wrote:Like Jake said, he's probably studying up on Bingo Smith, Campy Russell, Mark Price, Walt Frazier, World B. Free, Austin Carr, Brad Daugherty, Shawn Kemp and Lenny Wilkens so he can claim he's been a long suffering Cleveland Cavs fan. Which will result in maximum comedy gold, because I have been going to Cavs games for YEARS.....
And then a Cav's banner goes up when they win their 60th game.

"But it's been there ALL YEAR."
"I've been watching LeBron since he was in 9th grade."
"I still have my Gregg Eelo jersey."
"That was a typo - I meant Craig Ehlo."
"Cleveland is going to kick everyone's ass!"
"Go wine & gold!"
"Kobe sucks"
"Michael Jordan couldn't play in today's league"
"LeBron was wearing #23 when he was a baby and before Michael Jordan wore it."
"What do you mean Jordan wore #23 in college? Only pro sports count."

**Did I miss any?
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SkyDog112046 wrote:
Tymaster wrote:Like Jake said, he's probably studying up on Bingo Smith, Campy Russell, Mark Price, Walt Frazier, World B. Free, Austin Carr, Brad Daugherty, Shawn Kemp and Lenny Wilkens so he can claim he's been a long suffering Cleveland Cavs fan. Which will result in maximum comedy gold, because I have been going to Cavs games for YEARS.....
And then a Cav's banner goes up when they win their 60th game.

"But it's been there ALL YEAR."
"I've been watching LeBron since he was in 9th grade."
"I still have my Gregg Eelo jersey."
"That was a typo - I meant Craig Ehlo."
"Cleveland is going to kick everyone's ass!"
"Go wine & gold!"
"Kobe sucks"
"Michael Jordan couldn't play in today's league"
"LeBron was wearing #23 when he was a baby and before Michael Jordan wore it."
"What do you mean Jordan wore #23 in college? Only pro sports count."

**Did I miss any?
LeBron is the best because his stats are better.
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Vegas odds on 2011 Superbowl:
Indianapolis 7-1
Chargers 8-1
Saints 9-1
Patriots 10-1
Steelers 11-1
Eagles 12-1
Packers 12-1
Vikings 12-1
Cowboys 12-1
Raven 15-1
Jets 15-1
Cardinals 30-1
Falcons 30-1
Giants 30-1
Bengals 30-1
Titans 30-1
Texans 40-1
Panthers 40-1
Dolphins 40-1
49ers 40-1
Bears 40-1
Jaguars 50-1
Redskins 50-1
Broncos 50-1
Seahawks 50-1
Bills 100-1
Browns 100-1
Chiefs 100-1
Raiders 100-1
Lions 100-1
Buccaneers 100-1
Rams 150-1
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thejuggernaut wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:
Tymaster wrote:Like Jake said, he's probably studying up on Bingo Smith, Campy Russell, Mark Price, Walt Frazier, World B. Free, Austin Carr, Brad Daugherty, Shawn Kemp and Lenny Wilkens so he can claim he's been a long suffering Cleveland Cavs fan. Which will result in maximum comedy gold, because I have been going to Cavs games for YEARS.....
And then a Cav's banner goes up when they win their 60th game.

"But it's been there ALL YEAR."
"I've been watching LeBron since he was in 9th grade."
"I still have my Gregg Eelo jersey."
"That was a typo - I meant Craig Ehlo."
"Cleveland is going to kick everyone's ass!"
"Go wine & gold!"
"Kobe sucks"
"Michael Jordan couldn't play in today's league"
"LeBron was wearing #23 when he was a baby and before Michael Jordan wore it."
"What do you mean Jordan wore #23 in college? Only pro sports count."

**Did I miss any?
LeBron is the best because his stats are better.
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1. The Cowboys will make it to the NFC Championship but lose
2. The Colts will have the league best record
3. The Rams will suck ass
4. The Titans will make the playoffs but lose first or second game
5. The Cardinals will go back to once again being a mediocre team
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1) Saints make play-offs but not conference championship.
2) Chargers make conference championship but not superbowl.
3) Chiefs do better than they did this year.
4) So do the Jets (regular season-wise).
5) Philly is good but not great with Reid and McNabb again.
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Matt Moore will lead the Carolina Panthers to an NFC South Divisional title despite the loss of Julius Peppers.

Despite having another great season and fielding another solid team in 2010, Philadelphia fans will call for Donovan McNabb to be replaced.

The Pittsburgh Steelers will win the NFC North again followed closely by the Ravens and making the Bengals a non-playoff team again.

Mark Sanchez will make the Pro-Bowl as he leads the Jets to the #2 seed.

Brett Favre will be a distraction in Minnesota whether he plays or not.

The Raiders will still suck. The Browns will upgrade to mediocrity but will suck in spirit.

The 49ers will win the NFC West largely by default as they mature and the Cardinals suck for at least the first half of the season with Matt Leinhart.

Mike Shanahan will only be slightly more successful than Jim Zorn but not still fall short of a winning season. Maybe 7 wins.

The Green Bay Packers will win the Super Bowl.
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The Cusack wrote:The Pittsburgh Steelers will win the NFC North again followed closely by the Ravens and making the Bengals a non-playoff team again.
You think ?

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2. favre will not return for another season as the idiot QB
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GypsyDog5150 wrote:1. AFC Champions will be either The Colts, Patriots, Ravens or Jets. Maybe Chargers.
Got no problem with that!
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thejuggernaut wrote:
The Cusack wrote:The Pittsburgh Steelers will win the NFC North again followed closely by the Ravens and making the Bengals a non-playoff team again.
You think ?

:)
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GypsyDog5150 wrote:1. AFC Champions will be either The Colts, Patriots, Ravens or Jets. Maybe Chargers.
Way to go out on a limb there, Lickety.
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Redman77 wrote:
GypsyDog5150 wrote:1. AFC Champions will be either The Colts, Patriots, Ravens or Jets. Maybe Chargers.
Way to go out on a limb there, Lickety.
Yeah. :roll: He named more than a divisions worth of teams! How risky!
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Tymaster wrote:
Redman77 wrote:
GypsyDog5150 wrote:1. AFC Champions will be either The Colts, Patriots, Ravens or Jets. Maybe Chargers.
Way to go out on a limb there, Lickety.
Yeah. :roll: He named more than a divisions worth of teams! How risky!

Someone should tell him it's a 2010 prediction not 09.
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GypsyDog5150 wrote:The Superbowl will played by the AFC Champion and the NFC Champion.
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Superbowl XLV will be a replay of Super Bowl XXXI.

New England Patriots vs Green Bay Packers

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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
GypsyDog5150 wrote:The Superbowl will played by the AFC Champion and the NFC Champion.

:lol:
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Dallas to lose in 1st round
Bret to go 2-0 against packers, again
49ers win the division with a 7-9 record
Colts will hang up a 2nd place banner, because there a loser organization

Farve wins Superbowl retires in Cowboy Stadium
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LAglamrocker wrote:Dallas to lose in 1st round
Farve wins Superbowl retires in Cowboy Stadium
Ed Werder might hang himself if the season unfolds
like that.
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You think ?

:)[/quote]

Pittsburgh never stays down long. They are my arch rival, but they get uber respect from me. The worst stretch for them in my lifetime was the mid 80's - early 90's. Mark Malone, Bubby Brister, not good days for the team.[/quote]


They didn't win a Super Bowl for 26 years. And it will be almost as long before they go back again.[/quote]

Only ONE team can win the SB, so that can not be the only measuring stick of a good franchise. I loathe the Steelers, but one argue they are the most successful team in league since winning their first SuperBowl. Since 1972 they have only had SEVEN LOSING SEASONS (85, 86, 88, 91, 98, 99, 03). In this stretch, they have made the playoffs 20+ times, hosted more conference championships than any NFL team ever, and have more SB titles than any NFL team. Their legacy is cemented.
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GypsyDog5150 wrote:
Tymaster wrote:You think ?

:)
Pittsburgh never stays down long. They are my arch rival, but they get uber respect from me. The worst stretch for them in my lifetime was the mid 80's - early 90's. Mark Malone, Bubby Brister, not good days for the team.

They didn't win a Super Bowl for 26 years. And it will be almost as long before they go back again.[/quote]

Only ONE team can win the SB, so that can not be the only measuring stick of a good franchise. I loathe the Steelers, but one argue they are the most successful team in league since winning their first SuperBowl. Since 1972 they have only had SEVEN LOSING SEASONS (85, 86, 88, 91, 98, 99, 03). In this stretch, they have made the playoffs 20+ times, hosted more conference championships than any NFL team ever, and have more SB titles than any NFL team. Their legacy is cemented.[/quote]

You forgot 06 and 09[/quote]

They were 8-8 in '06
9-7 this year.
Are you mathematically challenged?
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I HATE THE STEELERS, but your logic is flawed. 9 and 7. 8 and 8. ARE NOT LOSING SEASONS.

Disappointing? Perhaps. But not losing, as you implied. It's hard to say anything bad about the franchise over in Shittsburgh.
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