Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Posted: **Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:18 am**

WELCOME TO MY NEXT PROPHETIC THREAD, HILLBILLIES!!!

AS YOU'VE PROBABLY NOTICED BY NOW, ONLY IN CIVILIZED CULTURES/NATIONS, BASKETBALL IS PRACTICED - ADDING TO THE FACT THAT IT'S THE ONLY SPORT WORTH WATCHING/PLAYING.

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:

THE LA LAKERS ARE GONNA B THE 2010 CHAMPIONS!!!

SO JUST HAND THE DAMN TROPHY OVER ALREADY!!!

Posted: **Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:22 am**

They sure looked like champs last night in Atlanta.

Posted: **Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:32 am**

Fuck Yes!!

Posted: **Thu Apr 01, 2010 7:14 pm**

grishnak boss wrote:WELCOME TO MY NEXT PROPHETIC THREAD, HILLBILLIES!!!

AS YOU'VE PROBABLY NOTICED BY NOW, ONLY IN CIVILIZED CULTURES/NATIONS, BASKETBALL IS PRACTICED - ADDING TO THE FACT THAT IT'S THE ONLY SPORT WORTH WATCHING/PLAYING.

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO:

THE LA LAKERS ARE GONNA B THE 2010 CHAMPIONS!!!

SO JUST HAND THE DAMN TROPHY OVER ALREADY!!!

It used to be big in my country but died out.
No other sport has a chance once people
get into AFL.

Posted: **Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:01 pm**

Ya know, i love those fuckers but...

Re: THE LA LAKERS 2010 NBA CHAMPIONS!!!

...not with that (lack of) fucking defense, or that (lack of) fucking offense or that (lack of) bench scoring or that (lack of) Phil saying "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, YOU ASSHOLES? THIS IS THE WRONG TIME FOR A SLUMP, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO END THE SEASON ON A HIGH NOTE AND CRUISE INTO THE PLAYOFFS, YOU BETTER FUCKING REPEAT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!!"

Posted: **Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:37 am**

Subhuman Yeti wrote:Ya know, i love those fuckers but...

Re: THE LA LAKERS 2010 NBA CHAMPIONS!!!

...not with that (lack of) fucking defense, or that (lack of) fucking offense or that (lack of) bench scoring or that (lack of) Phil saying "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, YOU ASSHOLES? THIS IS THE WRONG TIME FOR A SLUMP, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO END THE SEASON ON A HIGH NOTE AND CRUISE INTO THE PLAYOFFS, YOU BETTER FUCKING REPEAT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!!"

THERE'S NO POINT IN EXERTING THEMSELVES OVER LEFTOVERS, IT'S THE FUCKIN END OF THE SEASON, WHERE YOU ASSHOLES GET EXCITED BECAUSE YOUR MEDIOCRE TEAMS GET TO CHOSE NEXT YRS COLLEGE ROUND PICK TO TRY N' SAVE THE ETERNAL SINKING SHIP- LIKE THAT IS GONNA HELP OLD CHUMPS LIKE THE BOSTON CELTICS

WE, THE WINNERS, ON THE OTHER HAND KNOW IT'S TIME TO LAY LOW AND COME THE PLAYOFFS - WHERE THINGS REALLY MATTER - STRIKE EVERY WEAKLING DOWN IN A HAIL OF FURIOUS KOBE/GASOL THUNDER!!!

READ MY LIPS AND CRY, WIMPS:

- L.A. LAKERS 2010 NBA CHAMPS -

Posted: **Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:25 pm**

like the season matters at all. Laker fans know the real 1st round is the Western Finals...Denver or Dallas will not challenge them, Cavs will choke again. Another easy win over Orlando...same for 2011 also

Posted: **Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:53 am**

LAglamrocker wrote:like the season matters at all. Laker fans know the real 1st round is the Western Finals...Denver or Dallas will not challenge them, Cavs will choke again. Another easy win over Orlando...same for 2011 also

WORD BRODA!!!

NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE FUTURE OF THE LEAGUE:

-KOBE SIGNED A CONTRACT EXTENSION-

http://laist.com/2010/04/02/lakers_sign ... ntract.php

THE REST OF THE NBA IS FUCKED, WE'RE GONNA SEE A THREEPEAT!!!

Posted: **Sun Apr 04, 2010 11:11 am**

I'm not saying the Lake Show isn't going to repeat you fucking clown
I just really don't like to see them play shitty basketball at both ends of the fucking court, especially on the road and then lose to teams that totally fucking suck from cities that really fucking suck and are full of stupid braindead assholes that don't live in the West.

Posted: **Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:00 pm**

Subhuman Yeti wrote:I'm not saying the Lake Show isn't going to repeat you fucking clown
I just really don't like to see them play shitty basketball at both ends of the fucking court, especially on the road and then lose to teams that totally fucking suck from cities that really fucking suck and are full of stupid braindead assholes that don't live in the West.

Posted: **Sun Apr 04, 2010 8:30 pm**

sweet!!!.. SPURS kicked some laker ass today!!

Posted: **Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:50 am**

They sure looked like champions again last night against San Antonio..............

Posted: **Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:39 pm**

The ESPN Playoff Simulator sees L.A. going out in the first round to San Antonio...and The Magic winning it in 6 against the Mavericks.

Posted: **Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:01 pm**

The Magic winning it in 6 against the Mavericks

aaaaaaaaahahahahaahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

Orlando and their basketball team, again?
Oh shit... remember last year?

to 2?

Are the Magic fucking ESPN in the ass for extra attention, or is that Disney-owned shit for brains sports channel surprisingly
supporting their east coast local fucking LOSERS again?

Funny ESPN the channel is picking the Magic, because not one of their NBA announcers can stop
sucking LeBrons dick for more than 24 seconds
at a time no matter what two teams are on the court.

Posted: **Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:10 pm**

Go BUCKS!!!! I already have a ticket for their first playoff game.

I am sure you all saw Bogut fuck his shit up BAD. This is going to be a struggle to get anywhere in the playoffs.

Posted: **Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:45 pm**

are the Bucks in the NBA? or are they a D League team?

Posted: **Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:56 am**

LAglamrocker wrote:are the Bucks in the NBA? or are they a D League team?

5th seed in the playoffs right now. Going to the game tonight, and they play the very shitty Nets. With that said, we will be close to the Nets bench, any players I should heckle?

Posted: **Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:16 am**

Cotton-Gin wrote:
LAglamrocker wrote:are the Bucks in the NBA? or are they a D League team?

5th seed in the playoffs right now. Going to the game tonight, and they play the very shitty Nets. With that said, we will be close to the Nets bench, any players I should heckle?

thats not important...whats important is that u wear Sludgendise so we can spot u on TV

then, get a Sludge capture with a player or coach from either team...fuck you if u dont do this asshole

Posted: **Wed Apr 07, 2010 2:32 pm**

Cotton-Gin wrote:
LAglamrocker wrote:are the Bucks in the NBA? or are they a D League team?

5th seed in the playoffs right now. Going to the game tonight, and they play the very shitty Nets. With that said, we will be close to the Nets bench, any players I should heckle?

Actually, I've gotta say, I like the way Skiles has the group of cagey veterans and retreads playing hard and scrappy heading into the playoffs. I think they are gonna get out of the 1st round this year.....

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:22 pm**

Subhuman Yeti wrote:
The Magic winning it in 6 against the Mavericks

aaaaaaaaahahahahaahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

Orlando and their basketball team, again?
Oh shit... remember last year?
to 2?

Are the Magic fucking ESPN in the ass for extra attention, or is that Disney-owned shit for brains sports channel surprisingly
supporting their east coast local fucking LOSERS again?

Funny ESPN the channel is picking the Magic, because not one of their NBA announcers can stop
sucking LeBrons dick for more than 24 seconds
at a time no matter what two teams are on the court.

It's gonna get worse too after the season.

I already wish someone over in Bristol would start airing poker re-runs so I don't have to fucking hear about it

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 1:25 pm**

I got Utah, Phoenix or LeBron winning it. Bynum's out, Fish sucks, Luke Walton is useless and Kobe's legs got a lot of fucking miles on them.

It makes me sick to my stomach to say this, but the Thunder can make some noise when the playoffs kick off. I surely hope Bennett dies of a coronary beforehand.

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:33 pm**

Lakers are giving Orlando home court advantage, in the end Lakers victorious in 5 in LA

what's Lebon King of?

Queen James Cavs to lose in the 2nd round

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:01 pm**

I dunno man. The Lake show has a hard road this year and they're not getting any younger.

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:15 pm**

Subhuman Yeti wrote:
The Magic winning it in 6 against the Mavericks

aaaaaaaaahahahahaahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha

Orlando and their basketball team, again?
Oh shit... remember last year?
to 2?

Are the Magic fucking ESPN in the ass for extra attention, or is that Disney-owned shit for brains sports channel surprisingly
supporting their east coast local fucking LOSERS again?

Funny ESPN the channel is picking the Magic, because not one of their NBA announcers can stop
sucking LeBrons dick for more than 24 seconds
at a time no matter what two teams are on the court.

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:16 pm**

Rainbow Bright wrote:The ESPN Playoff Simulator sees L.A. going out in the first round to San Antonio...and The Magic winning it in 6 against the Mavericks.

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, GIRL? I MISSED OUR NBA TALKS!

GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK!!!

READY TO EAT YOUR WORDS AGAIN?!?!

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 9:20 pm**

Rainbow Bright wrote:I got Utah, Phoenix or LeBron winning it. Bynum's out, Fish sucks, Luke Walton is useless and Kobe's legs got a lot of fucking miles on them.

HOPEFULLY LEBRONZE WILL REACH THE NBA FINALS AND MAKE HONOR TO HIS NAME: BOW TO KOBE AND THE POWERFUL, MIGHTY, LA LAKERS.

Posted: **Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:00 am**

Jesus Crist the Bulls have lost to the Nets TWICE. Bye bye Vinnie Del Faggot.

Posted: **Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:25 pm**

Always nice to see the Blazers and the Lakers!

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:29 am**

TWWL's stat douche John Hollinger: "Lakers now 15-11 since break, including 4-10 against the other 14 teams that have clinched playoff spots."

Hollinger sucks a fat load (Probably LBJ's) but he does bring up a point. The Lake Show isn't firing on all cylinders, due to injuries and age. Granted they're not as fogey as The Celtics or the Spurs, but Kobe has alot of minutes on his legs, as does Fish.

If the Thunder come out of nowhere and advance, I'll cry. Fuck you, Clay. This could have been in Seattle.

Edit: People really think Bron Bron is going to play for a shitty Knicks team?

Posted: **Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:17 am**

grishnak boss wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:The ESPN Playoff Simulator sees L.A. going out in the first round to San Antonio...and The Magic winning it in 6 against the Mavericks.
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, GIRL? I MISSED OUR NBA TALKS!

GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK!!!

READY TO EAT YOUR WORDS AGAIN?!?!

Only if I can have whipped cream as a topping. And some sprinkles too.