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What a fuckin' choke-artist.

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I almost feel bad for the guy for a couple reasons. He's basicallly a one man team, they bring in an ancient Shaq and and overrated Jamison and that's supposed to put them over the hump? :shock: the guy had a triple double tonight and is the scapegoat. with that said I couldn't stand his attitude and arrogance at his conference the other day. I always thought this guy was pretty well grounded for a dude with all that hype, but that "I spoil people with my play" line and only 3 bad games in his career?? Dude needs to have a sit down with magic, russell, bird, and other team oriented champs and explain to him that's it's not all about "You".
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WELCOME TO NEW YORK LEBRON!!


Go recruit someone to bring with you. Knicks have enough cap space to sign 2 superstars.


P.S Even though I despise the Celtics, I would like to thank them for a job well done. You helped make Lebron's decision much easier.
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nycyankee wrote:WELCOME TO NEW YORK LEBRON!!


Go recruit someone to bring with you. Knicks have enough cap space to sign 2 superstars.


P.S Even though I despise the Celtics, I would like to thank them for a job well done. You helped make Lebron's decision much easier.
Yeah! Go from one franchise that sucks.....to another one that sucks.
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killeverything wrote:
nycyankee wrote:WELCOME TO NEW YORK LEBRON!!


Go recruit someone to bring with you. Knicks have enough cap space to sign 2 superstars.


P.S Even though I despise the Celtics, I would like to thank them for a job well done. You helped make Lebron's decision much easier.
Yeah! Go from one franchise that sucks.....to another one that sucks.
Who do you think will win in the Lakers vs. Orlando Magic NBA finals?

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nycyankee wrote:
killeverything wrote:
nycyankee wrote:WELCOME TO NEW YORK LEBRON!!


Go recruit someone to bring with you. Knicks have enough cap space to sign 2 superstars.


P.S Even though I despise the Celtics, I would like to thank them for a job well done. You helped make Lebron's decision much easier.
Yeah! Go from one franchise that sucks.....to another one that sucks.
Who do you think will win in the Lakers vs. Orlando Magic NBA finals?

I think it is going to be a good series.
I think Orlando beats Boston in 5. I think LA beats Orlando in 6.
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Queen James, always will be, King Kobe another ring. If KG wasnt hurt last year, they could be going after a 3 peat this June

Boston vs Lakers...Laker fans should have some fear, Boston will put up a good fight


Lebron should go to the Bobcats with Air Jordan. Get Bosh and another player to play for less cash
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LAglamrocker wrote:Get Bosh and another player to play for less cash
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"I spoil people with my play"

Laker fans KNOW you are a loser, once again.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


The US sportswriter nutswinging assholes handed you another NBA MVP, but this season NBA refs stole your scoring title by planting Durantula at the line a shitload of unnecessary times (and making FUCKING BAD calls vs everyone all season) and then the retard squad Celtics handed you your fucking stupid ass to end your post season run early --- again!!
Can't you fucking win anything that isn't fucking handed to you, fucking L-O-S-E-R??????????????


Wherever the fuck that cunt goes -- I will always laugh at the clown and his ball gargling sheep.
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Lebron James will either go to NY or stay in Cleveland. He will not go anywhere else.

Many people are talking about the Chicago Bulls, but I don't think he will go there because he does not want to be in Michael Jordan's shadow. Michael Jordan is the KING of Chicago and in order for that to change, Lebron would have to win 7 rings. NOT HAPPENING.

Lebron will automatically own New York if he goes there, and if he is able to win them a ring, they will replace the Statue of Liberty with his statue.

He would be stupid not to go to New York. Donnie Walsh will give him what he needs.
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Subhuman Yeti wrote:
"I spoil people with my play"

Laker fans KNOW you are a loser, once again.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


The US sportswriter nutswinging assholes handed you another NBA MVP, but this season NBA refs stole your scoring title by planting Durantula at the line a shitload of unnecessary times (and making FUCKING BAD calls vs everyone all season) and then the retard squad Celtics handed you your fucking stupid ass to end your post season run early --- again!!
Can't you fucking win anything that isn't fucking handed to you, fucking L-O-S-E-R??????????????


Wherever the fuck that cunt goes -- I will always laugh at the clown and his ball gargling sheep.

I wonder how many titles that "loser" would have right now if he was surrounded with the kind of talent Kobe has had over the years.
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dtmfs wrote:the guy had a triple double tonight and is the scapegoat. with that said I couldn't stand his attitude and arrogance at his conference the other day. I always thought this guy was pretty well grounded for a dude with all that hype, but that "I spoil people with my play" line and only 3 bad games in his career?? Dude needs to have a sit down with magic, russell, bird, and other team oriented champs and explain to him that's it's not all about "You".
He also had NINE TURNOVERS to go along with that "triple double", which didn't even come close to making up for that ABYSMAL Game 5 "non-performance" (15 points on 3/14 shooting) - IN CLEVELAND!

He doesn't have the FIRE to WIN a Championship.

Period.
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LeBron wants to go for a ring. The contract will be pretty much the same wherever he goes. I don't think he can trust NY's management to build a team around him. They have proven incompetent for many years. They would just likely bring in LeBron and another max salary player and then surround them with scrubs and he'll forever be coming up short.

If he goes to Chicago he gets to play with one of the top point guards in the league. A LeBron/Rose/Noah nucleus will be very good and attractive to other free agents. And it's very easy to bring in wing players and snipers to compliment them. And he gets to pick his coach. I say if he does leave Cleveland he ends up in Chicago.
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Someones been listening to Mike & Mike. Still stealing from other people huh Lickety?
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the dude does absolutely NOTHING to make the players around him better. until he can do that....hes not going to win it all, no matter where he signs.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
dtmfs wrote:the guy had a triple double tonight and is the scapegoat. with that said I couldn't stand his attitude and arrogance at his conference the other day. I always thought this guy was pretty well grounded for a dude with all that hype, but that "I spoil people with my play" line and only 3 bad games in his career?? Dude needs to have a sit down with magic, russell, bird, and other team oriented champs and explain to him that's it's not all about "You".
He also had NINE TURNOVERS to go along with that "triple double", which didn't even come close to making up for that ABYSMAL Game 5 "non-performance" (15 points on 3/14 shooting) - IN CLEVELAND!

He doesn't have the FIRE to WIN a Championship.

Period.
This. Along with his abysmal 8/24 shooting during the game.
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Fuck Lebron and his non-winning ways.

He can have all the riches he wants, but the loser is still, a loser.

Just another selfish-prick that wants all the glory, but does not have the guts to win it all.

Don't ever, ever put his name in the same sentence with Jordan.
That is a slap in the face to Jordan.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
dtmfs wrote:the guy had a triple double tonight and is the scapegoat. with that said I couldn't stand his attitude and arrogance at his conference the other day. I always thought this guy was pretty well grounded for a dude with all that hype, but that "I spoil people with my play" line and only 3 bad games in his career?? Dude needs to have a sit down with magic, russell, bird, and other team oriented champs and explain to him that's it's not all about "You".
He also had NINE TURNOVERS to go along with that "triple double", which didn't even come close to making up for that ABYSMAL Game 5 "non-performance" (15 points on 3/14 shooting) - IN CLEVELAND!

He doesn't have the FIRE to WIN a Championship.

Period.
This. Along with his abysmal 8/24 shooting during the game.
How quickly everyone forgets how many people said the same thing about Jordan in his seventh year.

We're talking about a guy who scored 26 straight points for the Cavs 2 years ago. Doesn't have the fire? Really?

His coach is a fucking moron. Playing Shaq all those minutes was fucking retarded. It allowed the much older/slower Celtics to hang in there.

Brown needs to find a different profession.

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Doc Rivers was on the other bench. The shitty coaching rationale is nulled by that reason. :razz:

As for LBJ, he and the Cavs had a decent shot at sending it to OT with a minute and a half to go. Instead? They rolled over. MJ, Steve Nash, Magic etc. wouldn't have done that. Vince Carter however? He totally would. Being booed off the court and his responses afterwords are tell-tale signs that he can't win a title with him as the no.1 man. As a second banana or even a role player that has a few games where he blows up for the sake of stat padding he could possibly do it, but not as the figurehead.

LeBron also wouldn't work on the Bulls. Noah would probably kill him in his sleep. His hate of LeBron runs that deep.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Doc Rivers was on the other bench. The shitty coaching rationale is nulled by that reason. :razz:

As for LBJ, he and the Cavs had a decent shot at sending it to OT with a minute and a half to go. Instead? They rolled over. MJ, Steve Nash, Magic etc. wouldn't have done that. Vince Carter however? He totally would. Being booed off the court and his responses afterwords are tell-tale signs that he can't win a title with him as the no.1 man. As a second banana or even a role player that has a few games where he blows up for the sake of stat padding he could possibly do it, but not as the figurehead.

LeBron also wouldn't work on the Bulls. Noah would probably kill him in his sleep. His hate of LeBron runs that deep.
Ever since the incompetent John Paxson blew bringing Kobe here because he insisted Luol Deng couldn't be included in the trade, I've had nothing but pure hatred for the turd. If there's a 1% possiblity LeBro is interested in coming here, Paxson needs to make it happen. My love for Joakim's enthusiasm could never trump landing a player as dominant as LBJ. I'll drive Noah to the airport myself if he or LeBro has a problem with each other.

Remember when Rodman split Pippen's chin open in 1989? Phil went to Pip and asked him if he'd have a problem playing with Rodman if they made the trade. If Pip didn't have a problem with a guy who broke his face, I could give two shits what Noah thinks about LeBro. I want him.
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Lebron is a wanna-be.

He has made tons of $$, but the guy is NOT a winner just yet.

Sick and tired of ESPN slurping Lebron, despite never winning anything
but an MVP.

Who cares about the MVP?
Wait, Lebron does. He cares more about this bank account and MVP awards, then winning an NBA Title.

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johnk5150 wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
How quickly everyone forgets how many people said the same thing about Jordan in his seventh year.

We're talking about a guy who scored 26 straight points for the Cavs 2 years ago. Doesn't have the fire? Really?

His coach is a fucking moron. Playing Shaq all those minutes was fucking retarded. It allowed the much older/slower Celtics to hang in there.

Brown needs to find a different profession.

Come to Chicago LeBro!
+1

It's amazing how people are calling this guy a loser at only 25 yrs of age. The 2007 Cavs are possibly the worst team to have ever made the Finals. Do you think Kobe could have taken that team to the finals?? HELL NO !!

Lebron hasn't even polished his game yet and is already considered the best in the world. Just wait till he develops a mid range jump shot; Jordan didn't develop his famous turnaround jump shot till later in his career. Lebron is only going to get better.

All of the haters will be swinging from his nuts in the future.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:Doc Rivers was on the other bench. The shitty coaching rationale is nulled by that reason. :razz:

As for LBJ, he and the Cavs had a decent shot at sending it to OT with a minute and a half to go. Instead? They rolled over. MJ, Steve Nash, Magic etc. wouldn't have done that. Vince Carter however? He totally would. Being booed off the court and his responses afterwords are tell-tale signs that he can't win a title with him as the no.1 man. As a second banana or even a role player that has a few games where he blows up for the sake of stat padding he could possibly do it, but not as the figurehead.

LeBron also wouldn't work on the Bulls. Noah would probably kill him in his sleep. His hate of LeBron runs that deep.
Ever since the incompetent John Paxson blew bringing Kobe here because he insisted Luol Deng couldn't be included in the trade, I've had nothing but pure hatred for the turd. If there's a 1% possiblity LeBro is interested in coming here, Paxson needs to make it happen. My love for Joakim's enthusiasm could never trump landing a player as dominant as LBJ. I'll drive Noah to the airport myself if he or LeBro has a problem with each other.

Remember when Rodman split Pippen's chin open in 1989? Phil went to Pip and asked him if he'd have a problem playing with Rodman if they made the trade. If Pip didn't have a problem with a guy who broke his face, I could give two shits what Noah thinks about LeBro. I want him.
I'd have to say Pookie and Udonis Haslem would be the better fit. Haslem is a good bench guy and Wade, Derrick Rose and Noah would be terrifying. Esp. if they got John Salmons back, at a reduced salary in promise of a title. The Bulls also need to fire Paxson and bring in Boston's defensive coach to fill Del Negro's shoes.
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James was no doubt hurt

the biggest problem the Cavs either way is Mike Brown...he was a young dumb coach that came cheap in 2005 as James and the Cavs learned the ropes...now, James has outgrown him...James now needs a big-time coach

Mike Brown is flat-out dumb...he is not a playoff coach
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johnk5150 wrote: We're talking about a guy who scored 26 straight points for the Cavs 2 years ago. Doesn't have the fire? Really?

Yes, REALLY!

He's fat and happy with his finances.

That seems to be his PRIMARY concern.

Lebron is all about Lebron.

Period.
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Mike Brown makes Isiah Thomas look good.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Mike Brown makes Isiah Thomas look good.
Mike Brown made Doc look like Wooden.
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