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In this letter he posted he claims they are going to win a championship without Lebron, yet by posting this letter he has insured that NO great players are going to sign with Cleveland as long as he is the vindictive backstabbing owner. He's also gone on interviews and said a lot of worse stuff too about Lebron throwing games, etc. What a delusional dumbass...



Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.

The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.

There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

You have given so much and deserve so much more.

In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:

"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE"

You can take it to the bank.

If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our "motivation" to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.

Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day....

I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:

DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue....

Dan Gilbert
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Cleveland Cavaliers
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Good for him. If I was a Cavs season ticket holder (I'm a Canadian and I don't give a flying fuck about basketball) I'd applaud his response. Fuck Lebron James. What a fucking douche. I have no problem with him signing wherever he wants, but to basically wave your dick at the people who made you what you are and disrespect the organization that supported you even through the many games you sleepwalked through...that's just arrogant, immature and dispicable. Jeezus...James is actually making Kobe look like one of the good guys.

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RicheyJamesEdwards wrote:CAVS owner is a total idiot.
So are their fans, ever seen a Tymaster post?
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Fast_Eddie_Schenker wrote:the people who made you what you are and

more like the other way around
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if the owner turns that quick on Queen James, thats a good reason why he left your loser,cold,boringass town

Queen James didnt owe him or the city anything. The fans should be grateful he played 7 years there.
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Heenan Snuka wrote:
Fast_Eddie_Schenker wrote:the people who made you what you are and

more like the other way around
EXACTLY, THE FUCKIN CAVS WERE LEPERS BEFORE HE ARRIVED - IN FACT I DONT KNOW WHY LEBRONZE DIDN'T ASK FOR A TRADE BEFORE THE DRAFTING :lol: (A LA KOBE).
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Good luck getting free agents, Dan. :lol:
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Tenacious_Dio wrote:Good luck getting free agents, Dan. :lol:
Exactly. At least they'll have a lot of cap space for MANY years to come. :lol:
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The fans should be grateful he played 7 years there.


Grateful the loser wasted 7 years of his mostly loser life in his hometown, which is a fucking shithole.

A fucking hometown shithole, the perfect location for a loser -- thanks for losing all the big ones here and being such an arrogant prick all this time LeBronze.... you fucking scared of the Western Conference pussy!!!

Cavs did not win a championship since LeBron was there and he's a fucking jerkass -- time to be grateful you fucked over dipshits!


You fuckers should be grateful he finally fucking left so you can watch him lose from afar now, with no direct emotional connection.

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In response to the Yeti once again...
RicheyJamesEdwards wrote:
Tenacious_Dio wrote:Good luck getting free agents, Dan. :lol:
Exactly. At least they'll have a lot of cap space for MANY years to come. :lol:
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Fast_Eddie_Schenker wrote:Good for him. If I was a Cavs season ticket holder (I'm a Canadian and I don't give a flying fuck about basketball) I'd applaud his response. Fuck Lebron James. What a fucking douche. I have no problem with him signing wherever he wants, but to basically wave your dick at the people who made you what you are and disrespect the organization that supported you even through the many games you sleepwalked through...that's just arrogant, immature and dispicable. Jeezus...James is actually making Kobe look like one of the good guys.

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Did he wave his dick at himself? he's the one who put in the long hours on the court as a youngster that ended up resulting in him being the most sought after player in high school when he was still a sophmore. All the cavs did was draft him and surround him with shit, which is why he did the smart thing and went to a team with a president that knows how to fucking win rings. whats arrogant immature and dispicable about leaving more cash on the table to try and win? the only thing immature that came out of the whole situation was gilberts bitter rantings. "wahhh, You left my team so now i'm gonna threaten to air dirty laundry like a bitch who got ditched at the prom for a hotter piece of ass!!" Gilberts a douche of epic proportions.

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dtmfs wrote:
Fast_Eddie_Schenker wrote:Good for him. If I was a Cavs season ticket holder (I'm a Canadian and I don't give a flying fuck about basketball) I'd applaud his response. Fuck Lebron James. What a fucking douche. I have no problem with him signing wherever he wants, but to basically wave your dick at the people who made you what you are and disrespect the organization that supported you even through the many games you sleepwalked through...that's just arrogant, immature and dispicable. Jeezus...James is actually making Kobe look like one of the good guys.

/fuck basketball
Did he wave his dick at himself? he's the one who put in the long hours on the court as a youngster that ended up resulting in him being the most sought after player in high school when he was still a sophmore. All the cavs did was draft him and surround him with shit, which is why he did the smart thing and went to a team with a president that knows how to fucking win rings. whats arrogant immature and dispicable about leaving more cash on the table to try and win? the only thing immature that came out of the whole situation was gilberts bitter rantings. "wahhh, You left my team so now i'm gonna threaten to air dirty laundry like a bitch who got ditched at the prom for a hotter piece of ass!!" Gilberts a douche of epic proportions.

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I AGREE MAN, HE IS FREE TO GO WHEREVER HE WANTS TO - OF COURSE THE CAVS OWNER IS BUTTHURT THAT HE'S GONNA STOP MAKING MILLIONS AT LEBRONZE'S EXPENSE...I MEAN, WHO'S GONNA GO SEE THAT SHITTY TEAM NOW THAT IT WILL ONLY WIN 10 TO 25 GAMES NEXT SEASON? :lol:
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LEBRONZE'S

:lol:

Fucking cemented into 3rd place!!
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