Metal Sludge Gossip Board

thats right folks it all makes sense now!

Jake Yonkel, a multi-millionaire, is the power behind bringing Lebron James and Bosh to Miami

Yonkel is looking to make Miami an even bigger epicenter than New York and wants to upstage the glitz of NYC

This goes hand in hand with Yonkel's desire to run for political office in Florida, and he wants to take the credit for the titles which will be won on his watch

Fuck you Jake Yonkel for possessing so much power yet sitting here and laughing at all of us losers here on Sludge!!

The only power Yonkel has is to check sludge out between vacuuming the floor and getting dinner ready for when his wife gets home from work.

mullet_head wrote:The only power Yonkel has is to check sludge out between vacuuming the floor and getting dinner ready for when his wife gets home from work.

Sadly, this is true.