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Fucking up a NL town near you in 2011.

Yeah, but there's only one ball!

Oh, wait a minute, that was meant for the Miami Heat....

EDITED: LOL at Jason Werth who needs to face those fuckers 18 times this year!

They are definitely the class of the NL. Those 4 ought to win 80 games between them. If they can just fix up their bullpen a little there should be no stopping them.

Lee said "No" to the Yankees. Bwahahahahahaha! Tis a good day in Boston.

TawnyVonJagger wrote:

Here is a case where a guy had at least 2 offers that were longer and for more dollars and he turned it down to go somewhere where he is more comfortable. It's a good day for baseball.

SkyDog112046 wrote:

TawnyVonJagger wrote:

Here is a case where a guy had at least 2 offers that were longer and for more dollars and he turned it down to go somewhere where he is more comfortable. It's a good day for baseball.

Well yeah, as much as I like him giving the MFY the bird, as a Marlins fan, this lineup TERRIFIES me. Is it ST yet?

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Fucking up a NL town near you in 2011.

A terrifying rotation.

He pulled the baseball version of LeBron's decision.

SkyDog112046 wrote:

TawnyVonJagger wrote:

Here is a case where a guy had at least 2 offers that were longer and for more dollars and he turned it down to go somewhere where he is more comfortable. It's a good day for baseball.

reports are coming out that the Rangers actually offered more money than the Yankees. now there is a first.

Nolan Ryan must be very upset and knocking over some cows/cattle as we speak

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Fucking up a NL town near you in 2011.

Yep. A great day in Philly.

As a Phillies fan, Im thrilled of course - but the icing on the cake is the big "fuck you" he gave to New York scum! I remember back in June, a guy I work with who is from New Jersey (north, same mentality as New Yorkers), saying "Jayson Werth and Cliff Lee will be Yankees this time next year". Perfect.

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Fucking up a NL town near you in 2011.

That fucking rotation will kill anyone.

killeverything wrote:

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Fucking up a NL town near you in 2011.

That fucking rotation will kill anyone.

The New York Yankees reached agreement on a minor league contract Tuesday with pitcher Mark Prior, a baseball source told ESPN.com.

Prior, the second overall pick in the 2001 draft behind Joe Mauer, went 18-6 and made the All-Star team for the Chicago Cubs in 2003. But his career gradually spiraled downhill because of injuries, and he hasn't pitched in the major leagues since 2006.

Prior will be reunited with former Cubs pitching coach Larry Rothschild in New York.

Machado wrote:

killeverything wrote:

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Fucking up a NL town near you in 2011.

That fucking rotation will kill anyone.

The New York Yankees reached agreement on a minor league contract Tuesday with pitcher Mark Prior, a baseball source told ESPN.com.

Prior, the second overall pick in the 2001 draft behind Joe Mauer, went 18-6 and made the All-Star team for the Chicago Cubs in 2003. But his career gradually spiraled downhill because of injuries, and he hasn't pitched in the major leagues since 2006.

Prior will be reunited with former Cubs pitching coach Larry Rothschild in New York.

All the opposing team has to do is have Dusty Baker in the stands.

killeverything wrote:

All the opposing team has to do is have Dusty Baker in the stands.

How about opponents making Dusty Baker an honorable ball boy on the days Prior pitches? If Baker gets within 50' of Prior his arm will fall off.

aren't those the same 4 pitchers the Giants went through to win the World Series?

For the sake of Schadenfreude, I hope the Phillies implode and manage to be worse than the Pirates.

LAPoet wrote:aren't those the same 4 pitchers the Giants went through to win the World Series?

Facedown wrote:

LAPoet wrote:aren't those the same 4 pitchers the Giants went through to win the World Series?

Funny 'cause it's true.