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Of all time.

1. Minnesota Vikings - Dwayne Rudd, douchebag shit talker who tried to tackle people by chest bumping them. When he signed with the Bucs, he claimed to be the fastest lb on the team. Derrick Brooks was on the Bucs at the time.

Daunte Culpepper - liked him until he started thinking he was the best qb in the NFL.

2. Dodgers - Delino DeShields - Only because they traded Pedro for him.
Leo Durocher- He was before my time, but anybody who leaves and goes to the Giants can suck a dick.

New York Islanders - Hard one here but for some reason I never liked Roman Hamrlik. Yashin, and Mildouchey are obvious choices.
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Boston Red Sox - Jacoby Ellsbury. Highly over-rated CF, whose only skill is that he can run fast. Is a horrible defensive fielder who gets bad reads on fly balls, then has to turn around and run the other way. He want's to be a lead off hitter, but he has the fucking OBP of a pitcher, and is better batting 9th. Oh, but he runs fast.

Boston Celtics - Shaq. Actually I don't have anything against Shaq, but why the fuck did they trade Perkins again? Shaq is on the bench, it's the Playoffs and next up is Dwayne Wade and Queen James.
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b.c. lions: damon allen in the last 2 or 3 years he was here. he just lost everything especially his mind.

canucks: wasn't a big fan of matt cooke. felix potvin. mike keanan. i think that's it.
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Boston Bruins- Daniel Paille. He started to impress me at the end of the year, but most of the time he's a bum. I can't believe he ever had a 19 goal season.

About 2 months ago I would have said Ryder, but I can't hold anything against him after his work in this series against the Habs.
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Pau Gasol. Softest motherfucker I've ever seen. You know Kobe hates him.

Brandon Marshall when he played for the Bronco's.
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Patriots - fucking hated Maroney. Trying real hard not to hate Darius Butler.
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Red Sox:
JD Drew - at least pretend you care
John Lackey - an overpaid stiff who only puts forth an effort when threatened by management

Bruins:
Claude Julien - yeah, I know he's the coach but it's his fault the team plays flat so often

Patriots:
Brandon Meriweather - his football IQ is zero. He would rather take a bad penalty than make a play. And he frequently gets in the way of teammates who are trying to make plays.
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"JD Drew - at least pretend you care"
I was so happy when you guys stole him from Dodgers. I still think he fakes injuries.
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Cubs - Most of them, but Milton Bradley barely edges Sosa.
Bears - So many QBs...I'll go with Cade McNown
Bulls - Eddy Curry and it isn't even close
Blackhawks - Bill Wirtz. I'm glad he's dead.
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TIm Tebow
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Calexxia wrote:TIm Tebow
"I'm just going to everything I can to help my team do better and to win and be a part of the team trying to win and just convince Mr. Bolan and Mr. Elway I'm serious about working hard and being a good hardworking teammate and employee of Mr. Bolan and Mr. Elway and not have sex, even though my girl has a rack the size of Texas."
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NeverSurrender wrote:
Calexxia wrote:TIm Tebow
"I'm just going to everything I can to help my team do better and to win and be a part of the team trying to win and just convince Mr. Bolan and Mr. Elway I'm serious about working hard and being a good hardworking teammate and employee of Mr. Bolan and Mr. Elway and not have sex, even though my girl has a rack the size of Texas."
How bout some pics of said girl.
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Too easy...Michael Vick on The Eagles. These days, I just root for the laundry.
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This was said to be his girl a few years ago.

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NeverSurrender wrote:This was said to be his girl a few years ago.

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He never fucked her.
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NeverSurrender wrote:He never fucked her.
if he didn't......... he's gayer then wendel clarke.
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Calexxia wrote:TIm Tebow
Twat! :x

Broncos-Dale Carter, Eddie Kennison, Jay Cutler
Avs-Brad May. WTF were they thinking when they signed him??!!
Marlins-Gary Sheffield, Jorge Julio
Tigers-Gary Sheffield!
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NeverSurrender wrote:
Daunte Culpepper - liked him until he started thinking he was the best qb in the NFL.
He was until he wound up on the Madden cover.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Actually his best year came came after that. Moss made him.
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killeverything wrote:Boston Red Sox - Jacoby Ellsbury. Highly over-rated CF, whose only skill is that he can run fast. Is a horrible defensive fielder who gets bad reads on fly balls, then has to turn around and run the other way. He want's to be a lead off hitter, but he has the fucking OBP of a pitcher, and is better batting 9th. Oh, but he runs fast.

Boston Celtics - Shaq. Actually I don't have anything against Shaq, but why the fuck did they trade Perkins again? Shaq is on the bench, it's the Playoffs and next up is Dwayne Wade and Queen James.
Of all time? Both the Sox and Celtics have had some pretty shitty teams in your lifetime.
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Yankees - Carla Pavano. Piece of shit.
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killeverything wrote:Boston Red Sox - Jacoby Ellsbury. Highly over-rated CF, whose only skill is that he can run fast. Is a horrible defensive fielder who gets bad reads on fly balls, then has to turn around and run the other way. He want's to be a lead off hitter, but he has the fucking OBP of a pitcher, and is better batting 9th. Oh, but he runs fast.

Boston Celtics - Shaq. Actually I don't have anything against Shaq, but why the fuck did they trade Perkins again? Shaq is on the bench, it's the Playoffs and next up is Dwayne Wade and Queen James.
Of all time? Both the Sox and Celtics have had some pretty shitty teams in your lifetime.
Nah. I would be here all day if I did an all time list. The history and shit? All day.

I could go off on players I've hated, players I've blamed for losses ( 1986, Clemens I'm talking to you ). I'll just keep it current. I hate Ellsbury.

As for the Celtics, same thing, but I don't watch too much basketball so I'd have to think about it.
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Lakers-
Cedric Ceballos
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Smush Parker(had the perfect opportunity to be Kobe's wing man, but blew it big time,,, what an idiot)
Vlad Rad is up there as well.
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Blazers:
Damon Stoudamire, JR Rider, Darius Miles, Ruben Patterson, Shawn Kemp.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Blazers:
Damon Stoudamire, JR Rider, Darius Miles, Ruben Patterson, Shawn Kemp.
I'm not a NBA but your team has had a lot of douchebags for some reason.
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used to like the Bucks until they made Brandon Jennings thier "star". can't stand that selfish little nigger. can't shoot, rebound, play d, or pass. he shoots like 36% from the floor, get killed by every other point guard in the league and averages less then 5 assists per game.
i probably wouldn't hate him so much if he didn't think he was a legend in the making.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:Blazers:
Damon Stoudamire, JR Rider, Darius Miles, Ruben Patterson, Shawn Kemp.
I'm not a NBA but your team has had a lot of douchebags for some reason.
Yeah, no shit. And owner, GMs, coaches.......

It's very fulfilling to watch them consistently fail every fucking year. Kinda makes you feel warm inside. Like when they wasted a pick on Greg Oden.....over Kevin Durant......idiots.
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killeverything wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:Blazers:
Damon Stoudamire, JR Rider, Darius Miles, Ruben Patterson, Shawn Kemp.
I'm not a NBA but your team has had a lot of douchebags for some reason.
Yeah, no shit. And owner, GMs, coaches.......

It's very fulfilling to watch them consistently fail every fucking year. Kinda makes you feel warm inside. Like when they wasted a pick on Greg Oden.....over Kevin Durant......idiots.
I wouldn't have picked Durant either. He's good but I don't think he would have fit in with what Nate and Pritchard were trying to do. I would have went with Noah. Good D guy and he's got heart.
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