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Burress out of prison

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:03 am
by ParaDime77
For shooting himself :lol:

Bet that dumbfuck wished he never brought his piece to the club that night. Came out of jail this morning rocking a brand new Phillies hat with uber-agent Rosenhaus by his side. Pandering for an Eagles gig already.

Re: Burress out of prison

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:11 am
by chungasrevenge
I'd love to see him in a Patriots uniform.

Re: Burress out of prison

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:50 am
by Goddamn Electric
chungasrevenge wrote:I'd love to see him in a Patriots uniform.
I'd love to see him in a casket.

Re: Burress out of prison

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 8:38 am
by ParaDime77
Goddamn Electric wrote:
chungasrevenge wrote:I'd love to see him in a Patriots uniform.
I'd love to see him in a casket.
:lol:

Re: Burress out of prison

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 12:37 pm
by LillianRoxyFA
TMZ reporting he wasn't exactly a model prisoner.

Still, if he's still in shape there will be a job for him.

Re: Burress out of prison

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:16 pm
by Kid-Wicked
raiders.

Re: Burress out of prison

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:20 pm
by Subhuman Yeti
He should have tried to get a$$ fucked by the system in a place with a lot more jail overcrowding...
He would have been out onl ya few weeks later & replaced by some 16 yr old tried as an adult for being caught with a couple grams of kush.

Re: Burress out of prison

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:48 am
by johnk5150
Subhuman Yeti wrote:He should have tried to get a$$ fucked by the system in a place with a lot more jail overcrowding...
He would have been out onl ya few weeks later & replaced by some 16 yr old tried as an adult for being caught with a couple grams of kush.
For some reason he had access to cell phones in the pokey. Apparently prison has changed.

Re: Burress out of prison

Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:37 pm
by thewonkytits
There's talk that the Dolphins are going to try and pick him up. I really hope not. I can't stand that bastard. He lives less than 3 miles from me and I'm thinking about sitting outside his house and throw stuff at him when he comes outside.

Re: Burress out of prison

Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:45 pm
by AliceManson
chungasrevenge wrote:I'd love to see him in a Patriots uniform.

Even after the Super Bowl loss?

Re: Burress out of prison

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:12 pm
by UtahRatt
National Felon League