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Crazy Levi wrote:My take on the Pack-

if the lose a game before the Super Bowl, they'll win the Super Bowl.

If they go 16-0, they won't.
Interesting take. They sure sound like they want to go after the undefeated season. I remember two years ago when the Colts were 14-0, I couldn't care less if we went undefeated or not. The only thing that should matter is winning the Super Bowl. We saw what happened with the Pats in 07. Of course, the Colts lost in the Super Bowl in 09 too, but that would have happened whether we went undefeated in the season or not.
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poizond13 wrote:Of course, the Colts lost in the Super Bowl in 09 too, but that would have happened whether we went undefeated in the season or not.
Wrong, dumbshit.

They fucked themselves in the ass - with THAT stupid move.
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Who is this insightful guy with P13's password?
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bane wrote:Who is this insightful guy with P13's password?
Once the E pills wear off I'm sure he'll be long gone.
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First SuperLoud, now P13 goes all football zen? Must be some good shit in the punch bowl tonight.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:Tim Tebow - All He Does Is Win
T-13 strikes again.

Get your nose out of Tebow's Taint Cantstop!
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Dallas wins.
Losing streak is over.

28-0 lead at the half and coasting the rest of the game.

I know, I know, the bucs are terrible and Dallas was supposed to win, but that does not take away from the road win, in a must game.

Romo was very good tonight.
Felix ran for 100 yards.
Nobody in the secondary was beat for a big pass, long TD play.

Even Spencer showed up with a forced fumble.
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Johnny Knox may be dead.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Redskins are blowing the giants the fuck out.

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stuck watching this shitty giants/reds game....and having to follow the saints game at fox sports

and then work at 2, :(
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currently 35-13 Saints and Breesus has 5 touchdown passes...

I don't think I'll mind work today.
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HMJ wrote:The Packers are very beatable but they have that fucking home town edge. The Saints are a dome team that would be going to Lambeau in January.
So what? You need home field advantage to win?
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I was just stating the reality of the situation. Anything can happen of course.

EDIT: And it looks like the Chiefs could almost do it. Damn.
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HMJ wrote:stuck watching this shitty giants/reds game....and having to follow the saints game at fox sports

and then work at 2, :(
Dude. First row sports. Google it. Watch any game free on your laptop.
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Goodbye undefeated season. And to KC of all teams.
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COLTS WIN! COLTS WIN! COLTS WIN!!!!!!

Yeah I know it's only one win but damn it feels good! Proud of the team for hanging there and putting forth one hell of an effort. Props to coach Caldwell for keeping the guys fighting despite the record. What a great day to be a Colts fan, first we get the news of Peyton practicing this week with pads for the first time all year, then we get a victory. The team played well today and it was a well deserved win!
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Hey p-13-

See what happens? Stop being a douche for a day and the Colts actually win!

Congrats.

Nice win for the Skins today too. First sweep of the giants since 1999. Even in a shitty year that counts for something in my book.

I think losing is the best thing for the packers. And the bears and lions must be thrilled.
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412 yards, 5 touchdowns, come on people!
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The Patsies better have 40+ in them, because the Broncos will put at least 38 on them, today.
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I figured the Pats secondary sucked, but Denver are running all over them so far. Long way to go though yet.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:Goodbye undefeated season. And to KC of all teams.
A beautiful day in Kansas City today!
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Pats defence has come up big the last few times. Becoming a humdinger this one.
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What a fucking DUMBSHIT punt returner!
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Nice to see some common sense regarding Manning. He won't be playing at all this season.
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Shit. Patriots ahead.
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This one is over. Stick a fork in it.

Three turnovers, horrible defense and ATROCIOUS special teams play.

Steven A. Smith is probably busting a nut, already.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:The Pats better have 40+ in them, because the Broncos will put at least 38 on them, today.
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You guys didn't seriously think the Broncos could hang, did ya?
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