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LAglamrocker wrote:my predictions were correct, Tebow not a CFL player

Tebow AFC West Champ

my prediction
Broncos Back To Back AFC West Champs, tuff guy :!:
Wow, what a great honor.
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LAglamrocker wrote:my predictions were correct, Tebow not a CFL player

Tebow AFC West Champ

my prediction
Broncos Back To Back AFC West Champs, tuff guy :!:
All signs point towards the Chiefs being much improved and depending on who Oakland hires to coach they should improve as well. Chargers are still ultra talented and Norv Turner should coach his ass off because he has finally been given an ultimatum. The Broncos winning the division again is far from a given.
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Saturday night was the Ms America pageant. The winner was from Wisconsin and she used part of her speaking time to tell Aaron Rodgers to give her a call.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... 21617.html

After the Green Bay Packers came up short on Sunday, the state of Wisconsin may be feeling like a bunch of losers. But never fear, cheeseheads. Though the Packers couldn't win a playoff game the season after winning the Super Bowl, Miss Wisconsin did come through for you. Kenosha's own Laura Kaeppeler was crowned Miss America on Saturday night.

Though her platform is to support children of incarcerated parents, Kaeppeler used her spotlight to try to grab the attention of another beloved Dairylander. During Saturday night's pageant, Kaeppeler introduced herself by saying, "If you're watching, Aaron Rodgers, call me."

On Saturday night, Rodgers was preparing to lose to the Giants, so he might have missed Kaeppeler's greeting. But with the Packers out of the playoffs, he has plenty of time on his hands. Give the girl a call, Aaron. Though you couldn't lead the team to a playoff victory, you do have an open phone line to Miss America. Who needs the MVP trophy after that?
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your a Browns fan?

Browns are like Royals of MLB, you need to be reminded that there still in the league.

Denver as a team, will get even better. It will be a fight against San Diego for sure, but Chargers have the loser coach that will always hold them back
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WTF wrote:
Redman77 wrote:Eli was a top 5 QB this year. Name QB's still playing that have had better carrers.

Brady, Brees, Rodgers and Roethlisberger???
Phillip Rivers. Matt Schaub.
You've got to be joking! Neither of them have ever appeared in a Super Bowl, let alone won one like Eli. The closest one to Eli there is Rivers because he has some playoff wins. But Schaub hasn't done shit.
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LAglamrocker wrote:your a Browns fan?

Browns are like Royals of MLB, you need to be reminded that there still in the league.

Denver as a team, will get even better. It will be a fight against San Diego for sure, but Chargers have the loser coach that will always hold them back
Yeah, please put down the Browns because it hasn't been done, ever. Compare those two divisions and tell me which is tougher...
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Tebow is going to be a guest analyst for the AFC Championship game.

Stevie Wonder has a better chance of recognizing what those defenses are doing.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... 58523.html

:roll:
I thought Elway knew what he was doing...
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he does, seems like he said that now to shut up the Bronco fans.

what he really is thinking,, he wouldn't say now. He got massive hate for his thoughts


earned the starting spot in training camp seems to be a clue, not season starter
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LA13 wrote:my predictions were correct,
:lol:
LAglamrocker wrote:Tebow's 5 game win streak starts Sunday,Sunday!
LAglamrocker wrote:he is, but recent years he's living off the past. Thats fine, just ESPN and media wish he would win every year, i like seeing him choke every season. This year extra special against Tebow!
LAglamrocker wrote:come sunday morning Brady will be packing for the Pro Bowl, ha,ha
LAglamrocker wrote:the season will end with Elway giving Tebow the Superbowl Trophy
LAglamrocker wrote:all won't matter Tebows god won't allow Belicheck to win the Cheaters Bowl

good triumphs over evil again
Broncos 31
Pats 6

Faith
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LAglamrocker wrote:my predictions were correct
Oh were they now.
Oops, Luminiferous beat me to it.
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if the Giants get in the Superbowl i will have

A. Ravens - revenge for Superbowl 32

B. Pats - we get to embarrass douchbag Brady and the team again

so its win win for me :lol:
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Luminiferous wrote:
LA13 wrote:my predictions were correct,
:lol:
LAglamrocker wrote:Tebow's 5 game win streak starts Sunday,Sunday!
LAglamrocker wrote:he is, but recent years he's living off the past. Thats fine, just ESPN and media wish he would win every year, i like seeing him choke every season. This year extra special against Tebow!
LAglamrocker wrote:come sunday morning Brady will be packing for the Pro Bowl, ha,ha
LAglamrocker wrote:the season will end with Elway giving Tebow the Superbowl Trophy
LAglamrocker wrote:all won't matter Tebows god won't allow Belicheck to win the Cheaters Bowl

good triumphs over evil again
Broncos 31
Pats 6

Faith
:lol:

I've been a Viking fan for 35 years and have never said any of that shit about my team. thank God, since they've never won shit.

Who the fuck says shit like that? Is it a bit?
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A Patriots fan I work with was trying to defend Tebow yesterday. I stopped listening after he said "he's only a rookie".
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panteraman319 wrote:if the Giants get in the Superbowl i will have

A. Ravens - revenge for Superbowl 32

B. Pats - we get to embarrass douchbag Brady and the team again

so its win win for me :lol:

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Tymaster wrote:http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... 58523.html

:roll:
I thought Elway knew what he was doing...
He does. He's made the fans happy saying Timmy is the starter....IN TRAINING CAMP! And he's left it open for Denver to bring in another QB to compete.
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DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:
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Eat shit packer fans!! Discount double check these nuts! :lol:
EPIC FAIL P13! GB 15-2 & THE DOLTS 2-14.....Oh, and Mr. Discount Double Check Aaron Rodgers broke Peyton's Passer Rating this season!! Keep trying little buddy!!
You're as bad as p13 with that bullshit. You choked Viking style. Mine as well admit it.
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Seriously. You just got your asses handed to you at home by a team that barely made the playoffs. Shit talking isn't really your best option right now.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:Tebow is going to be a guest analyst for the AFC Championship game.

Stevie Wonder has a better chance of recognizing what those defenses are doing.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Are you fucking kidding me?!

Holy fuck, it's like a nightmare that won't end. I will thank the football and spiritual gods once Tebow gets caught "wide stancing" it in a bus station bathroom and we don't have to hear from this tool day and night.
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LAglamrocker wrote:my predictions were correct, Tebow not a CFL player

Tebow AFC West Champ

my prediction
Broncos Back To Back AFC West Champs, tuff guy :!:
P-13-

Are you paying attention? Do you see how utterly pathetic this guy looks? Do you see how infuriatingly moronic every post this guy makes is, and how completely divorced from reality he is? Do you see the complete lack of self-awareness, and the way he is a completely one-track simpleton?

Dude..this is YOU. This is exactly how you come across to everybody here. Ask yourself if this is the kind of thing you want in your life. Ask yourself if this is how you want to appear to the outside world.

Take a long hard look at the moronic bleatings of LAglamrocker, and look at yourself in the mirror.

You can be better than this, my friend. I know there is good in you. For exactly 3 posts this season - right around the time the 0-13 Colts actually managed to win a football game - you showed that you are not all darkness. Strive for the light, P-13.

LA Glamrocker is the only person keeping you from being the worst poster in the entire Locker Room right now. THink about that, long and hard.
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LAglamrocker wrote:my predictions were correct
Forgot one....Super Bowl prediction:
LAglamrocker wrote:49ers vs Broncos
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Crazy Levi wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:Tebow is going to be a guest analyst for the AFC Championship game.

Stevie Wonder has a better chance of recognizing what those defenses are doing.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Are you fucking kidding me?!

Holy fuck, it's like a nightmare that won't end. I will thank the football and spiritual gods once Tebow gets caught "wide stancing" it in a bus station bathroom and we don't have to hear from this tool day and night.
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You probably thought you'd seen the last of Tim Tebow, for a while at least, after the Broncos' 35-point demolition at the hands of the New England Patriots in the NFL playoffs. But there's a good chance you'll be watching the Broncos quarterback again on Championship Weekend.

CBS wants Tim Tebow to join its broadcast as a guest analyst for the AFC Championship game between New England and Baltimore.

"We've had conversations with his (Tebow's) people," CBS Sports Chairman Sean McManus told the USA Today's Michael Hiestand. "We have a request in. We haven't heard back.

Tebow is expected to inform the CBS suits by midweek if he'll be hanging with Bill Cowher, Boomer Esiason, Shannon Sharpe and Dan Marino on the CBS set.

Tebow's sorry performance against the Patriots, combined with a thrilling finish between the 49ers and Saints, helped Fox beat CBS in the Saturday NFL TV ratings battle.

As for the 2012 season, the Denver Post reports Broncos executive vice president John Elway is expected to commit to the former Heisman Trophy winner as the Broncos quarterback for the fall.
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DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:You're as bad as p13 with that bullshit. You choked Viking style. Mine as well admit it.
I NEVER said we didn't & I will happily admit the Giants whooped our ass!! We played like shit and they didn't! You'd have to be an idiot to believe otherwise. I was just stating that P13 shouldn't be talking shit on a team that at least made it to the playoffs!!
Sure she should. How many times have packer fans talked shit to Vikes fans about losing the NFC championship while having a better record than the Packers? Your team choked. Deal with it. They didn't just lose. They went 15-1 and choked.
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NeverSurrender wrote: Sure she should. How many times have packer fans talked shit to Vikes fans about losing the NFC championship while having a better record than the Packers? Your team choked. Deal with it. They didn't just lose. They went 15-1 and choked.



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Colts fire Caldwell after 2-14 season.
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Jim Caldwell - FIRED.

Another fabulous cherry on top of the Colts' disastrous 2011 season.

But hey, just like P-13 predicted a year ago:

"The Colts will be watching some other team hoist the Lombardi Trophy over their heads at LucasOil stadium, after the Colts go 2-14 and fire their GM and head coach!!!!! The Road to complete failure STARTS NOW!"
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Anyone else think Bill Leavy went to ref school with Tim Donaghy?
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Rumors say Tressel is going to be taking over for Caldwell.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:Rumors say Tressel is going to be taking over for Caldwell.

AWESOME!
That would guarantee several things:

1)Luck will be drafted. Tressel and luck with sink or swim together
2)Manning will be gone. He won't be excited about the idea of a college coach running things
3)Colts will have many more losing seasons because without cheating, Tressel can't coach for shit.
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