Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Dear Jordan,

Thanks for fucking up the season, jackass!

Regards,
exitflagger

I have it on good authority that they're going to move him to punter.

They'll be a better team without him back there.

Addition by subtraction.

Frett_Bored wrote:They'll be a better team without him back there.

Addition by subtraction.

I almost tend to agree with this. He's incredibly bad under pressure. However his replacement, picksy-sixy Jared Lee is scary as hell. They have a great freshman up-and-comer in Zach Mettenberger but the SEC is no place for a greenhorn.

It's going to be a stressful, if not miserable season I'm afraid. I'd love to be proven wrong about that.

Did I hear correctly the police took 49 pairs of his shoes for DNA testing? I have six pair. And I'd only have five if I didn't rotate my running shoes every day.

johnk5150 wrote:Did I hear correctly the police took 49 pairs of his shoes for DNA testing? I have six pair. And I'd only have five if I didn't rotate my running shoes every day.

He rotates his face kicking shoes every night.