Greg Oden

Clovis Died · Post by **Clovis Died** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:01 pm

Is he ever going to play?

Skate4RnR · Post by **Skate4RnR** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:03 pm

That poor guy can't get a break. I have a question, would it have mattered if he would've stayed in college? I don't mean later on down the road in the pros but would he have been able to remain healthier if he stayed at OH St?

SkyDog112046 · Post by **SkyDog112046** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:52 pm

Skate4RnR wrote:That poor guy can't get a break. I have a question, would it have mattered if he would've stayed in college? I don't mean later on down the road in the pros but would he have been able to remain healthier if he stayed at OH St?

No, his knees were going to come apart sooner or later. Better to go through rehab on the NBA's dime with their doctors and their facilities while you have millions in the bank than to go through it as a college athlete and then be lucky to get a rookie minimum contract.

Skate4RnR · Post by **Skate4RnR** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:39 pm

I genuinely feel bad for the poor guy. He's fuglier than a log of excretement and now this.

Clovis Died · Post by **Clovis Died** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:52 pm

Skate4RnR wrote:I genuinely feel bad for the poor guy. He's fuglier than a log of excretement and now this.

Ever notice how many people from the Blazers have knee issues.

demolition23 · Post by **demolition23** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:38 pm

SkyDog112046 wrote:
Skate4RnR wrote:That poor guy can't get a break. I have a question, would it have mattered if he would've stayed in college? I don't mean later on down the road in the pros but would he have been able to remain healthier if he stayed at OH St?
No, his knees were going to come apart sooner or later. Better to go through rehab on the NBA's dime with their doctors and their facilities while you have millions in the bank than to go through it as a college athlete and then be lucky to get a rookie minimum contract.

Yeah. Going pro when he did is the best thing he could have possibly done in retrospect.

Tommy · Post by **Tommy** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:30 am

Skate4RnR wrote:I genuinely feel bad for the poor guy. He's fuglier than a log of excretement and now this.

Normally I dont feel bad for any people who get drafted/signed to the 4 leagues, but yes. I feel bad for Oden.

yeahbuddy · Post by **yeahbuddy** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:17 am

A lot of people compare Oden to Andrew Bynum. The difference b/t the two is that Bynum's injuries came from other players running or jumping or falling into him. Oden's have all been from non contact. A big difference there.
Andrew Bynum = Allstar Starter
Greg Oden= NBA Bust

SkyDog112046 · Post by **SkyDog112046** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:16 am

Oden is like Samuel Jackson's character in Unbreakable. Someone nearby sneezes and bones start snapping.

Skate4RnR · Post by **Skate4RnR** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:01 pm

WhiteHouseSubsAC · Post by **WhiteHouseSubsAC** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:44 pm

One of the nicest pro athletes you'll ever see. When they introduced him in Portland at the rally downtown I thought he was going to cry he was so appreciative.

On one hand, the guy looks like he could seriously be in a Geico commercial. On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts. You tell me what gets you farther coupled with the money he has.

Skate4RnR · Post by **Skate4RnR** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:46 pm

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote: On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts.

Okay, okay that's enough gaywad.

WhiteHouseSubsAC · Post by **WhiteHouseSubsAC** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:47 pm

Skate4RnR wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote: On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts.
Okay, okay that's enough gaywad.

No gay here, pal. Guy is a freak of nature and should be recognized as such.

Skate4RnR · Post by **Skate4RnR** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:30 pm

Yeah that was fucking faggetic, you are a faggot mudshark.

aceshigh · Post by **aceshigh** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:06 am

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:One of the nicest pro athletes you'll ever see. When they introduced him in Portland at the rally downtown I thought he was going to cry he was so appreciative.

On one hand, the guy looks like he could seriously be in a Geico commercial. On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts. You tell me what gets you farther coupled with the money he has.

That giant cock is what's fucking up his knees.

Try tying a 20 pound weight around your waist & dunking on an NBA rim.

St_Augustines_Pears · Post by **St_Augustines_Pears** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:16 am

aceshigh wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:One of the nicest pro athletes you'll ever see. When they introduced him in Portland at the rally downtown I thought he was going to cry he was so appreciative.

On one hand, the guy looks like he could seriously be in a Geico commercial. On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts. You tell me what gets you farther coupled with the money he has.
That giant cock is what's fucking up his knees.

Try tying a 20 pound weight around your waist & dunking on an NBA rim.

Judas fucking priest!

WhiteHouseSubsAC · Post by **WhiteHouseSubsAC** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:28 pm

St_Augustines_Pears wrote:
aceshigh wrote:
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:One of the nicest pro athletes you'll ever see. When they introduced him in Portland at the rally downtown I thought he was going to cry he was so appreciative.

On one hand, the guy looks like he could seriously be in a Geico commercial. On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts. You tell me what gets you farther coupled with the money he has.
That giant cock is what's fucking up his knees.

Try tying a 20 pound weight around your waist & dunking on an NBA rim.
He should be using that shit as a pogo stick.

Judas fucking priest!

Rainbow Bright · Post by **Rainbow Bright** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:21 am

On the bright side, they got an arrowhead out of his knee from the Battle of Thermopylae.

And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.

SkyDog112046 · Post by **SkyDog112046** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:41 am

Rainbow Bright wrote:On the bright side, they got an arrowhead out of his knee from the Battle of Thermopylae.

And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.

Noah from the ark has less wear & tear on his knees than Oden. Probably younger, too.

Rainbow Bright · Post by **Rainbow Bright** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:37 am

SkyDog112046 wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:On the bright side, they got an arrowhead out of his knee from the Battle of Thermopylae.

And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.
Noah from the ark has less wear & tear on his knees than Oden. Probably younger, too.

That's because Oden fucked up his knees in the first place by building Stonehenge. All Noah did was build a boat.

johnk5150 · Post by **johnk5150** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:35 am

Rainbow Bright wrote:On the bright side, they got an arrowhead out of his knee from the Battle of Thermopylae.

And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.

Are you drunk?

Rainbow Bright · Post by **Rainbow Bright** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:33 am

johnk5150 wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:On the bright side, they got an arrowhead out of his knee from the Battle of Thermopylae.

And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.
Are you drunk?

We got people who can score. What Portland needs aside from a new PG, is a guy downlow to collect boards, scrap and throw elbows. Sadly I don't think we can find the fountain of youth for Oak, so Noah would suffice.

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