Greg Oden
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:01 pm
Is he ever going to play?
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Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:03 pm
That poor guy can't get a break. I have a question, would it have mattered if he would've stayed in college? I don't mean later on down the road in the pros but would he have been able to remain healthier if he stayed at OH St?
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:52 pm
No, his knees were going to come apart sooner or later. Better to go through rehab on the NBA's dime with their doctors and their facilities while you have millions in the bank than to go through it as a college athlete and then be lucky to get a rookie minimum contract.Skate4RnR wrote:That poor guy can't get a break. I have a question, would it have mattered if he would've stayed in college? I don't mean later on down the road in the pros but would he have been able to remain healthier if he stayed at OH St?
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:39 pm
I genuinely feel bad for the poor guy. He's fuglier than a log of excretement and now this.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:52 pm
Skate4RnR wrote:I genuinely feel bad for the poor guy. He's fuglier than a log of excretement and now this.
Ever notice how many people from the Blazers have knee issues.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:38 pm
Yeah. Going pro when he did is the best thing he could have possibly done in retrospect.SkyDog112046 wrote:No, his knees were going to come apart sooner or later. Better to go through rehab on the NBA's dime with their doctors and their facilities while you have millions in the bank than to go through it as a college athlete and then be lucky to get a rookie minimum contract.Skate4RnR wrote:That poor guy can't get a break. I have a question, would it have mattered if he would've stayed in college? I don't mean later on down the road in the pros but would he have been able to remain healthier if he stayed at OH St?
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 3:30 am
Skate4RnR wrote:I genuinely feel bad for the poor guy. He's fuglier than a log of excretement and now this.
Normally I dont feel bad for any people who get drafted/signed to the 4 leagues, but yes. I feel bad for Oden.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:17 am
A lot of people compare Oden to Andrew Bynum. The difference b/t the two is that Bynum's injuries came from other players running or jumping or falling into him. Oden's have all been from non contact. A big difference there.
Andrew Bynum = Allstar Starter
Greg Oden= NBA Bust
Andrew Bynum = Allstar Starter
Greg Oden= NBA Bust
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:16 am
Oden is like Samuel Jackson's character in Unbreakable. Someone nearby sneezes and bones start snapping.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:01 pm
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:44 pm
One of the nicest pro athletes you'll ever see. When they introduced him in Portland at the rally downtown I thought he was going to cry he was so appreciative.
On one hand, the guy looks like he could seriously be in a Geico commercial. On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts. You tell me what gets you farther coupled with the money he has.
On one hand, the guy looks like he could seriously be in a Geico commercial. On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts. You tell me what gets you farther coupled with the money he has.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:46 pm
Okay, okay that's enough gaywad.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote: On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:47 pm
No gay here, pal. Guy is a freak of nature and should be recognized as such.Skate4RnR wrote:Okay, okay that's enough gaywad.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote: On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:30 pm
Yeah that was fucking faggetic, you are a faggot mudshark.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:06 am
That giant cock is what's fucking up his knees.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:One of the nicest pro athletes you'll ever see. When they introduced him in Portland at the rally downtown I thought he was going to cry he was so appreciative.
On one hand, the guy looks like he could seriously be in a Geico commercial. On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts. You tell me what gets you farther coupled with the money he has.
Try tying a 20 pound weight around your waist & dunking on an NBA rim.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:16 am
Judas fucking priest!aceshigh wrote:That giant cock is what's fucking up his knees.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:One of the nicest pro athletes you'll ever see. When they introduced him in Portland at the rally downtown I thought he was going to cry he was so appreciative.
On one hand, the guy looks like he could seriously be in a Geico commercial. On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts. You tell me what gets you farther coupled with the money he has.
Try tying a 20 pound weight around your waist & dunking on an NBA rim.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:28 pm
St_Augustines_Pears wrote:He should be using that shit as a pogo stick.aceshigh wrote:That giant cock is what's fucking up his knees.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:One of the nicest pro athletes you'll ever see. When they introduced him in Portland at the rally downtown I thought he was going to cry he was so appreciative.
On one hand, the guy looks like he could seriously be in a Geico commercial. On the other hand, he's packing a fucking ICBM in his shorts. You tell me what gets you farther coupled with the money he has.
Try tying a 20 pound weight around your waist & dunking on an NBA rim.
Judas fucking priest!
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:21 am
On the bright side, they got an arrowhead out of his knee from the Battle of Thermopylae.
And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.
And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:41 am
Noah from the ark has less wear & tear on his knees than Oden. Probably younger, too.Rainbow Bright wrote:On the bright side, they got an arrowhead out of his knee from the Battle of Thermopylae.
And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:37 am
That's because Oden fucked up his knees in the first place by building Stonehenge. All Noah did was build a boat.SkyDog112046 wrote:Noah from the ark has less wear & tear on his knees than Oden. Probably younger, too.Rainbow Bright wrote:On the bright side, they got an arrowhead out of his knee from the Battle of Thermopylae.
And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:35 am
Are you drunk?Rainbow Bright wrote:On the bright side, they got an arrowhead out of his knee from the Battle of Thermopylae.
And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.
Re: Greg Oden
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:33 am
We got people who can score. What Portland needs aside from a new PG, is a guy downlow to collect boards, scrap and throw elbows. Sadly I don't think we can find the fountain of youth for Oak, so Noah would suffice.johnk5150 wrote:Are you drunk?Rainbow Bright wrote:On the bright side, they got an arrowhead out of his knee from the Battle of Thermopylae.
And I still wouldn't have picked Durant. I would have gotten Noah.