The NFL Thread

[eddie lee roth]

That's the one he was funny as hell, wrong thread though.

[NeverSurrender]

Hall Of Fame QB Jim Kelly has been diagnosed with upper jaw bone cancer.
Prognosis is good.

He should sue the NFL.

Yep he probably got jaw cancer from laughing so hard at the pussy NFL these days.

[Crazy Levi]

And people watch those pussy vag fucks!!! Nobody likes football anymore because pussy vagina!!!!

[Facedown]

Bears to workout JaMarcus Russell this week.

[Crazy Levi]

Bears to workout JaMarcus Russell this week.

Supposedly he's dropped a ton of weight.

Still I don't see his comeback going anywhere. Dude is not an NFL QB.

[Machado]

Bears to workout JaMarcus Russell this week.

Supposedly he's dropped a ton of weight.

Still I don't see his comeback going anywhere. Dude is not an NFL QB.

Reports are he's lost 50 lbs.
Which would have him down to about 260 lbs.
Still very heavy to play QB

[Crazy Levi]

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[johnk5150]

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That broad is hideous.

[Crazy Levi]

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That broad is hideous.

"Great body with a decent face"

[johnk5150]

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That broad is hideous.

"Great body with a decent face"

My dad always said, "2 lies makes 1 truth".

Actually he never said that. She looks like someone beat a fire out on her face with a bag of nickels.

[johnk5150]

Holy shit. The Bears are releasing Evan Rodriguez after his second DUI. Someone will be getting a decent TE cheap. A decent TE that may turn out to be a white hot mess, but a decent TE regardless.

[Facedown]

Ex-NFL star Chad Johnson -- formerly known as Chad Ochocinco -- was arrested and sentenced to 30 days in jail on Monday, June 10, after getting kicked out of a courtroom for slapping his lawyer's butt. The incident occurred in Broward County, Fla., where Johnson, 35, was in court to face charges of violating probation following his 2012 domestic violence case with ex-wife Evelyn Lozada.

According to TMZ, Johnson's male attorney was close to finalizing a "favorable" deal that would have mandated community service and counseling instead of jail time. However, those terms were taken off the table when, in response to the judge asking if he was satisfied with his lawyer, Johnson reportedly gave the attorney a playful swat on his rear. The courtroom erupted in laughter -- but the judge took offense to the gesture.

"I don't know that you're taking this whole thing seriously," ABC News quoted the judge as saying. "I just saw you slap your attorney on the backside. Is there something funny about this? The whole courtroom was laughing. I'm not going to accept these plea negotiations. This isn't a joke."

Johnson attempted to apologize -- but to no avail. "This is your courtroom. I have no intent to make this a joke. It's not funny," he reportedly said. "My life is in a shambles right now, and I try my best to laugh and keep a smile on my face."

Appalled at his behavior, the judge threw out the original deal and instead sentenced Johnson to spend 30 days in jail. Additionally, his probation was extended until Dec. 21, 2013, and he must complete 25 hours of community service.

[Facedown]

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Report.....
The Patriots have signed Tim Tebow and he will be in camp tomorrow.
He better have been open to play a different position.

[MurrayFiend]

Position battle! Tom better be prepared.

[Facedown]

The Patriot Way has just gone Way off course.

[Machado]

The New England Patriots will sign Tim Tebow, league sources told ESPN.


Chris Berman and Tom Jackson are crossing swords
right now with excitement.

[Crazy Levi]

Jesus. I hope it was for league minimum.

Not all of the Patriots far out moves like this work out. Haynesworth and Ochocinco were both non factors and didn't last.

I'd assume he's willing not to be a QB at this point.

[Machado]

Jesus. I hope it was for league minimum.

Not all of the Patriots far out moves like this work out. Haynesworth and Ochocinco were both non factors and didn't last.

I'd assume he's willing not to be a QB at this point.

Good ?
Josh McDaniels works with the Pats as the OC. So anything is possible.

Makes me sick to think how much coverage ESPN will once again devote
to such a terrible player in the NFL.
Would serve Tebow right if he was released from the team before the season begins

[Aquanetsuperhold]

Well- its not a terrible move for that Pats. Really what do they have to lose? This guy won the Heisman, so he has to be at least decent at one point. LOL! I'm not a huge fan of his, but you know what, this guy has taken, eaten and been given more shit than he deserved. The Jets screwed his 8 ways from Sunday, used him for the publicity, asked him to gain like 30 lbs, he did everything they asked him to do and they hung him out to dry. I think if any team could give him a real second chance it would be The Pats. If it works great for him, if it doesn't no real loss for the Pats and he can either retire knowing he at least got a decent shot or perhaps another team might see something in him that might be right for them.

If Michael Vick, Rapistburger, Ray "I can't find my bloody white suit I was wearing when I stabbed a guy' Lewis and all the other women beaters, drunk drivers, shooters, stabbers, drug taking, deadbeats in the NFL get a second chance to play, why not give this kid one?

[WTF]

I have been expecting this. And they were smart and waited until it was obvious no one was going to pick him up. With men of glass like Glasskowski and Hernandez and Edelman, this is a smart move. He must be going in knowing playing QB is not an option. He COULD be an excellent bigger version of Edelman. I actually hope he does make the team.

[johnk5150]

I'm sure Kraft sat down with Brady before even talking to Tebow that the kid will never throw a pass in a Patriot uniform. Tebow is going to be another Edelman. The kid is fast. But can he catch?

[WTF]

The price was right.

The New England Patriots signed Tim Tebow on Tuesday, the team announced.

Terms of the contract were not disclosed, but league sources told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter that Tebow signed a two-year contract that includes no guaranteed money.

[Alabama Slammer]

The kid is fast. But can he catch?

Word around the SEC during his college days is that his hands are horrible.

My only knock on Tebow has been the constant media attention he gets. I watched his entire college career and couldn't help but admire his will to win, but his QB skills just don't translate to the next level. He is however, a phenomenal athlete and should bask in the opportunity to play another position.

[Facedown]

There was a report yesterday that he will be the 3rd string QB but will also practice at the TE position.

[Machado]

First day on the job and the future HOF QB is already laughing at
Tebow.

To make matters worse, the OC for the Pats gets in on the joke.

This will NOT end well for Tebow or the Pats

[Alabama Slammer]

This will NOT end well for Tebow or the Pats

How does it not end well for the Pats? They either find something in him that they can develop (as a QB) or use on the field (as an HB / TE), or they cut him before the regular season starts. He doesn't earn a penny unless he's on the week one roster.

[eddie lee roth]

First day on the job and the future HOF QB is already laughing at
Tebow.

To make matters worse, the OC for the Pats gets in on the joke.

This will NOT end well for Tebow or the Pats

The same OC who drafted him in the 1st round.

You need to go back to telling us how Romo and the Cowboys are going to be the team to beat that makes more sense.

[Machado]

Romo and The Cowboys have a lot of work ahead of them.
Not making the playoffs this year would be another failure.

I'm hoping Romo has all his offensive weapons healthy for all 16
games and then some.
That goes for Witten, Bryant and Murray.

On the defensive side of the ball is another story. The defense was playing
very well until key players were lost for the season with injuries.
Sean Lee is a leader and he needs to stay on the field for all 16 games this season.

[johnk5150]

To be fair, we don't know if she's on meth.

[Machado]

Has ESPN summoned Ed Werder to NE Pats headquarters with at least
5 cameras to document every single moment Tebow is on the field?