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Falcons extend Ryan 5yrs/103.75mil

Cardinals sign John Abraham for 2yrs

Percy Harvin to start season on PUP with a hip issue.
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Facedown wrote:
Percy Harvin to start season on PUP with a hip issue.
Dear Seahawks fans. Ha!
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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johnk5150 wrote:
Facedown wrote:
Percy Harvin to start season on PUP with a hip issue.
Dear Seahawks fans. Ha!

Heard on the radio Harvin has a torn labrum.
Going for a 2nd opinion any day now.
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Machado wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:
Facedown wrote:
Percy Harvin to start season on PUP with a hip issue.
Dear Seahawks fans. Ha!

Heard on the radio Harvin has a torn labrum.
Going for a 2nd opinion any day now.
Here's a 3rd opinion. He's always hurt.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Percy hurt again.

Hahahaha. Wait until he starts fueding with the nicest coach in the league, and it will happen. He fueded with both Childress and Frazier.
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From kfan's rube chat...

Re: Harvin might need surgery!
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"Probably tore it from throwing weights at Pete Carroll."
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Despite having a 1-4 playoff record, Matt Ryan got PAID.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Despite having a 1-4 playoff record, Matt Ryan got PAID.
He is the "Tony Romo" of the NFC South
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Cowboys Stadium is now AT&T Stadium.
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Jeremy Maclin out for season with torn ACL.
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Machado wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:Despite having a 1-4 playoff record, Matt Ryan got PAID.
He is the "Tony Romo" of the NFC South
:lol: :lol:
Don't watch many Falcons games up here in Ohio, but when they are national tv and an announcer refers to him as "Matty Ice" it makes me want to chuck my remote through the tv.
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Tymaster wrote:
Machado wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:Despite having a 1-4 playoff record, Matt Ryan got PAID.
He is the "Tony Romo" of the NFC South
:lol: :lol:
Don't watch many Falcons games up here in Ohio, but when they are national tv and an announcer refers to him as "Matty Ice" it makes me want to chuck my remote through the tv.
I'm pretty sure the "Matty Ice" thing started at BC and a local radio sidekick who did BC games called him that all the time.
Jon Meterparel.
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I'm pretty sure the "Matty Ice" thing started at BC and a local radio sidekick who did BC games called him that all the time.
Jon Meterparel.

Aah, that would make sense because Natty Ice is the beer of choice for most frat morons. The only thing I hated about OU was that the town was sooooo Greek, and believe me, if you went to one of their precious overpriced bars and you weren't down with joining their frat, you were ostracized. Luckily for me there were a few live music hangouts and a biker bar that did not allow frat boys in.
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7 days until the
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Hall of Fame game on NBC

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Broncos' C Dan Koppen out for the year with a torn ACL. Koppen replaced JD Walton, who had ankle surgery, and he had a setback in his recovery. Fucked. Picked up a dude from Seattle. And Montee Ball has been SHITE since putting on the pads.


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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Broncos' C Dan Koppen out for the year with a torn ACL. Koppen replaced JD Walton, who had ankle surgery, and he had a setback in his recovery. Fucked. Picked up a dude from Seattle. And Montee Ball has been SHITE since putting on the pads.


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Nine members of the 1994 Chargers are dead.
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Percy "DiPietro" Harvin out 3 - 4 months.
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Him and N.E.'s Gronkowski are like two peas in a (brittle as can be) pod.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Percy "DiPietro" Harvin out 3 - 4 months.
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Come on now, surely someone as sensitive as you about making fun of Ryan Leaf for being a completely loser drug addict is too classy to celebrate injury, no?
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Are you kiddin that's the guy that started the whole "cheering for cancer" sicko routine.
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eddie lee roth wrote:Are you kiddin that's the guy that started the whole "cheering for cancer" sicko routine.
He's truly a sick fuck!

And he got mad at me for wishing neighborhood got bombed and his home searched!
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New proposal being reviewed for the Pro Bowl:
Eliminate the AFC and NFC teams. Just have 2 captains and a sort of fantasy draft like the NHL.
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Hadn't seen this before. Funny shit. Even as a Pats fan.

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Facedown wrote:New proposal being reviewed for the Pro Bowl:
Eliminate the AFC and NFC teams. Just have 2 captains and a sort of fantasy draft like the NHL.
The only way to fix the pro bowl is to stop playing it.
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I agree.
Also, proposal was the wrong word since it seems it has already been approved.
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No kickoffs in the pro bowl also.
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I hope Harvin's injury is a season ender. It's the 2nd time he's hurt that hip. Thanks, Seahawks!!
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http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/31/philadelp ... d-apology/

Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Riley Cooper -- who is white -- is begging for forgiveness after a video surfaced showing the 25-year-old threatening to fight "every n**ger" at a country music concert.

The video was shot June 9 during a Kenny Chesney concert in Philadelphia ... where a sleeveless Cooper turned to the camera and says, "I will jump that fence and fight every n**ger here.”

Now, after the video, which first appeared on CrossingBroad.com, began making the rounds on various websites, Cooper has released a statement saying, "I am so ashamed and disgusted with myself. I want to apologize."

"I have been offensive. I have apologized to my coach, to Jeffrey Lurie, to Howie Roseman and to my teammates. I owe an apology to the fans and to this community. I am so ashamed, but there are no excuses. What I did was wrong and I will accept the consequences.”

The Eagles had high hopes for Cooper going into the 2013 season -- and was expected to be a starter when the season kicks off in September.

It's unclear if this video will change those plans.

UPDATE: 2:54 PM PT -- The Eagles tell TMZ ... Cooper has been FINED for making the comments and "has accepted responsibility for his words and actions."

The team tells us, "This sort of behavior or attitude from anyone has no role in a civil society."

The Eagles did not specify the amount of the fine.
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I would love to know how this happened.

I mean, he couldn't have actually been yelling at black people...at a KC concert?!

And what "fence" is he talking about.

Was this during the show, or before or after?

Just raises more questions than it answers.

What was the last NFL N-word scandal? Kerry Collins over a decade ago?
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