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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Coming off an awful season with a beat down team, losing arguably their best receiver and then their QB (again) with a system that nobody knew and everyone had to buy into. Chip was the biggest enigma in the NFL in a division that they were picked to finish last in. He probably doesn't deserve COY but give the guy a few more props. Also fuck Andy Reid. Same situation as the Eagles, except he waited 10 games before his true colors shone through. Chiefs fans, I don't want to say I told you so but....
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AliceManson wrote:Belichick, without him, the Patriots would have had a losing season and missed the playoffs. They won games because of coaching this year.
Same goes with the other candidates.

Without Brady or Belichick the pats would still be without a ring. They're a package deal. Belichick was a fool to drop Welky and not pick up a replacement. Or whoever had the power, it was foolish of the Pat's not to replace their weapons. They've dropped and picked up WR's for years, this time they blew it.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Coming off an awful season with a beat down team, losing arguably their best receiver and then their QB (again) with a system that nobody knew and everyone had to buy into. Chip was the biggest enigma in the NFL in a division that they were picked to finish last in. He probably doesn't deserve COY but give the guy a few more props. Also fuck Andy Reid. Same situation as the Eagles, except he waited 10 games before his true colors shone through. Chiefs fans, I don't want to say I told you so but....
It's The Eagles...haterz gon' hate. :wink: Nothing will change that.
And yep...told ya so, KC.
I whipped that post in two minutes ya crybabies. The Eagles this, the Pat's that! Booofuckinghooo. Where's all your lists bitches?

You Eagle fags hate Andy anyway and like girls you skipped my final verdick!
UtahRatt wrote:All coaches did fantastic jobs, tough choice.
That's it, that's what it comes down to. They all did great jobs. Even after posting I shuffled myself. It's something I'd have to ponder a bit but at this point I'd still give it to Andy as much as I don't want to.....Blowing that playoff game should exclude him. But no. If he won that game it would be no contest.


1. Andy
2. Belichick
3. Chip
4. Rivera
5. Pete's

Even now, I could swap Chip and Belichick.
Belichick and Brady...Same great system, didn't replace their toys. They had to do more with less and did, great job.....I mean OMFG The Pat's faced an uphill battle never seen before, to win more then 5 games was amazing but in the playoffs? Belichick's name should be etched into the moon!

Fuck the Eagles, they have wicked talent and been under achieving. Kelly did one hell of a job tossing in a new system, bringing them up to speed and holding it together. They didn't come out of nowhere to win that division, no one wanted to win that division. The Cowboy's didn't that's for sure!

Every team lost key starters, had to plug holes and do some swapping. I don't want to hear that shit either.
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Bruce Arians should be in contention and probably would have if AZ had made it to the playoffs. I still think Chip Kelly deserves it.

A lot of new coaches with little or no NFL head coaching experience can win a few games at first. The Eagles got continuously better during the season, showing a team and coach that are still developing.

If Belichick is worthy of the win then John Fox should be as well. If Rivera is worthy then Jim Schwartz should have won it in 2011. If Pete Carroll is then Harbaugh should be.

The only other worthy candidate nominated in my mind is Andy. I just feel take out the divisional wins and losses next year and the Eagles will still be a better team.
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If Belichick is worthy of the win then John Fox should be as well.
John Fox has better players than Belichick had to work with, the Broncos didn't have the injuries the Patriots did and Manning had people to throw the ball to, Brady didn't.
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It should be Bruce Arians. He won ten games with Carson fucking Palmer as his qb.
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You toss a mean word salad Ratt. You're still my boy though. :lol:
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I think Belichek and Beady have a unique relationship . Without Brady , he's just another coach. Without Belichek, Brady is a 6th round pick that never sees the field.
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bane wrote:I think Belichek and Beady have a unique relationship . Without Brady , he's just another coach. Without Belichek, Brady is a 6th round pick that never sees the field.
Without Brady the Pats won 11 games with that turd Matt Cassell at QB.
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johnk5150 wrote:
bane wrote:I think Belichek and Beady have a unique relationship . Without Brady , he's just another coach. Without Belichek, Brady is a 6th round pick that never sees the field.
Without Brady the Pats won 11 games with that turd Matt Cassell at QB.
I find it hard to believe that Belichek's greatness as a coach is even being debated.

Screw the coach of the year honors to have Belichek accomplish what he's done these past however many years puts him in league with the Mount Rushmore legends of coaching.

I like Mike Tomlin and what he's accomplished with Pittsburgh but if I was in charge and had the possibility to hire Belichek I'd dump his ass in a New York minute.
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Seeing as how's today's the big day I'm picking the Broncos to win.
I'm thinking or at least I'm hoping that this will be a close one.
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johnk5150 wrote:
bane wrote:I think Belichek and Beady have a unique relationship . Without Brady , he's just another coach. Without Belichek, Brady is a 6th round pick that never sees the field.
Without Brady the Pats won 11 games with that turd Matt Cassell at QB.
True, but they never won a thing in Cleveland and they weren't exactly dominating with Bledsoe. If be very curious to see what either of those guys could do without the other, but I don't think we ever will. I think Belechek retires the same time Brady does.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:You toss a mean word salad Ratt. You're still my boy though. :lol:
All spaztic....Cheers. 8)
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eddie lee roth wrote:Seeing as how's today's the big day I'm picking the Broncos to win.
I'm thinking or at least I'm hoping that this will be a close one.
I have to favor the Donkey's -3 even up to a possible -10 but like always, anything can happen. Not dead set, wouldn't be surprised if the Hawks win.

Let's see if Russel can keep um honest, extend a few 3 downs and get 1-2 big plays. Hope for more then a 150yds passing and 50yds running Russelbow like performance. More Lynch then Russ.

Let's see if Seattle's D can keep the tempo down and Peyton choke to a normal human level. Key player, don't forget about Knowshon Moreno or he'll open up the field.

Peyton is one big hit away from being shook up.

Personally, I want the Hawks to destroy Denver so long as I don't hear Dick's name. I hope Dick gets burned and Seattle wins.
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Fuck bill bellicheck. There's one greatest coach of all time and his name is Joe Gibbs.

Three Super Bowl rings. Three different QBs - and my a single one of them close to a hall of famer. Never been done before or since.

And he took the skins to the playoffs twice in four seasons with a shitty roster and Dan Snyder as owner. That's never happened before or since either.

Bill fuckin bellicheck would have exactly zero Rings without Tom Brady, just like bill Walsh would have zero without Montana and chuck Noll would have zero without Bradshaw and company.

Bill was a real genius when he was coaching the Browns, right?
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But Belichick is better then Rivera, so I thought.
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Figures.

Avoid the media hype for two weeks, turn on pre-game and its dick this dick that. Excuse this excuse that. Even the Coach is saying Dick is better than this or that. Dick, dick, dick. Wow, look, Dick is up next for a pregame interview with Erin to talk about Dicks.

Has Dick been all the hype the last two weeks? I hope Dick becomes hugely popular in Seattle then come contract time Dick prices goes through the roof.

Been talking with my Seattle family all day today, the city is hyped....About dick. Dicks are now acceptable, Dick is the new Largent!

Well, Seattle has a decent shot now.....Come game time we shall see. Hate to come back in 5 hours and say Seattle just got DICKED!

Denver 27 Seattle 17-21

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Crazy Levi wrote:Fuck bill bellicheck. There's one greatest coach of all time and his name is Joe Gibbs.

Three Super Bowl rings. Three different QBs - and my a single one of them close to a hall of famer. Never been done before or since.
Doug Williams, only black QB to win the Super Bowl.


Unless Russel does it today. :wink:
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Peyton Manning is choking again. Jesus Christ, for amazing as he is season in season out, he is a fucking joke in the playoffs.
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looking forward to some fail-pics of Peyton Manning tomorrow :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Heenan Snuka wrote:looking forward to some fail-pics of Peyton Manning tomorrow :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Holllleeeeeee shit.

Never, never again does Peyton ever be deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Joe Montana.
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The government tells children not to use drugs. But why? If they do, they could be Super Bowl Champions like the Seattle Seahawks one day.
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Manning coming up small in a big game. Nothing new. Been doing it since college. He's the opposite of clutch. I'm loving this.
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killeverything wrote:
Heenan Snuka wrote:looking forward to some fail-pics of Peyton Manning tomorrow :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Holllleeeeeee shit.

Never, never again does Peyton ever be deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Joe Montana.
Look at Peyton in the pocket! All those little pat's on the ball isn't people covered it's Peyton out of rhythm and scattered. Peyton is in full on choke mode. Manning is getting the time but can't make a decision, he can't make a throw. You could always tell when Peyton panics with how hard or lightly he pats the pig before he throws. His head is on a swivel, I love it.

Seattle is D up but it's the offense. The play calls are on, Russel is doing it, making the 3nd down passes, hitting the crosses and the big play to keep the run open. Chancellor is everywhere.

It's a blow out! It's beautiful!

Not one word of dick!
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Gritt wrote:Manning coming up small in a big game. Nothing new. Been doing it since college. He's the opposite of clutch. I'm loving this.
Being a Husker fan I can tell you first hand on how Peyton can choke down a bowl! Manning has been volunteers..ing the ball for a long time.
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UtahRatt wrote:
killeverything wrote:
Heenan Snuka wrote:looking forward to some fail-pics of Peyton Manning tomorrow :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Holllleeeeeee shit.

Never, never again does Peyton ever be deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as Joe Montana.
Look at Peyton in the pocket! All those little pat's on the ball isn't people covered it's Peyton out of rhythm and scattered. Peyton is in full on choke mode. Manning is getting the time but can't make a decision, he can't make a throw. You could always tell when Peyton panics with how hard or lightly he pats the pig before he throws. His head is on a swivel, I love it.

Seattle is D up but it's the offense. The play calls are on, Russel is doing it, making the 3nd down passes, hitting the crosses and the big play to keep the run open. Chancellor is everywhere.

It's a blow out! It's beautiful!

Not one word of dick!
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killeverything wrote:The Legion Of Roid is fucking him up.
Those not be Roids! DICK VIAGRA!
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UtahRatt wrote:
killeverything wrote:The Legion Of Roid is fucking him up.
Those not be Roids! DICK VIAGRA!
Okay then a bunch of Seahawks with hard ons are fucking him up.




Feel real dirty typing that.
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Denver is being dicked.

Turing out to be the best way I could have wanted it to go. No dick, all Seattle. Didn't expect the demolishing but not surprised when it comes to the choke master. Peyton's flat tire has the tone for the whole team. You can see the deflation, you start fumbling, stop fighting your routes, stop tackling. It's artwork.


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