The NFL Thread

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

God it's awesome to have Machado back.

[Machado]

God it's awesome to have Machado back.

I always knew you were a fan.


On a more serious note, is it possible for TD Johnny to surpass
Tim Tebow on the douche meter before the 2014 season concludes???

[bane]

Who is TD Johnny?

[Scandal2000]

Johnny Manziel.

[bane]

I was busting his balls. Since when has Johnny Football been called TD Johnny? I'm pretty sure that's a Machadoism.

[sin]

Am I the only one hoping he does well? Maybe it's because I can empathize with being a fan of a shitty team.

[bane]

Am I the only one hoping he does well? Maybe it's because I can empathize with being a fan of a shitty team.

I hope he kicks ass. That kid was a lot of fun to watch in college. I can't imagine any real football fan hoping he fails except in a case of division rivalry.l

[WTF]

God it's awesome to have Machado back.

I always knew you were a fan.


On a more serious note, is it possible for TD Johnny to surpass
Tim Tebow on the douche meter before the 2014 season concludes???

Other than disliking his religious stance and the fact that he couldn't throw a football except into the dirt, what douche meter was Tebow ever on?

[bane]

Obviously, intense over the top media coverage = douchedom in Machadoland.

[bane]

They 're gonna do a Super Biwl in Minneapolis? What 's next? Green Bay? Minneapolis in February is fucking arctic.

[Crazy Levi]

They 're gonna do a Super Biwl in Minneapolis? What 's next? Green Bay? Minneapolis in February is fucking arctic.

It's been done before...

[Machado]

Obviously, intense over the top media coverage = douchedom in Machadoland.

Just admit that you draw wood when you type my User Name

[UtahRatt]

Am I the only one hoping he does well? Maybe it's because I can empathize with being a fan of a shitty team.

I hope you're the only one. I root for the underdog and shitty teams "except Dallas" but I pray Johnny dickweed fails. He's a fucking squirrel and I'm saying it now he ends his career with more INT's then TD's.

I hope his career is over before his first contract ends. I hope he goes down faster then Teabow. Johnny the Squirrels Teabow.

[Machado]

ESPN reporting Sean Lee may have torn his ACL on the 1st day of
OTA's

[UtahRatt]

ESPN reporting Sean Lee may have torn his ACL on the 1st day of
OTA's

I'll drink to that. CHEERS!

How many did he miss last year? The entire team is built like a 76 pinto. Mr antics Dez "I'm as good as Calvin Johnson" has a disk problem, Homo had surgery....Again. Sean "I'm the best defensive player on the bench" Lee.

Sorry to hear it.

[Crazy Levi]

ESPN reporting Sean Lee may have torn his ACL on the 1st day of
OTA's

I'll drink to that. CHEERS!

How many did he miss last year? The entire team is built like a 76 pinto..

That sums it all up right there. All last fucking season if Stan Lee had a goddamn mosquito bite, Machado wouldn't shut the fuck up about how the Cowboys were now playing with half a deck, cursed by the football gods and a cruel world that had turned against them.

Every fucking team in the NFL suffers injuries to key players - several of them. So sick of hearing this fucking sob story from Machado and all his other Cowboys dipshit ball lickers.

The Cowboys are a salary cap disaster and have no depth. They are once again looking to be 8-8 at best.

[AliceManson]

The Cowboys are a salary cap disaster and have no depth. They are once again looking to be 8-8 at best.

Bullshit, and I know it's bullshit cause Jerry Jones says they have improved .

[Mongo]

They 're gonna do a Super Biwl in Minneapolis? What 's next? Green Bay? Minneapolis in February is fucking arctic.

It's been done before...

I always forget about Doug Williams.

[Mongo]

ESPN reporting Sean Lee may have torn his ACL on the 1st day of
OTA's

I'll drink to that. CHEERS!

How many did he miss last year? The entire team is built like a 76 pinto. Mr antics Dez "I'm as good as Calvin Johnson" has a disk problem, Homo had surgery....Again. Sean "I'm the best defensive player on the bench" Lee.

Sorry to hear it.

Dez wants an extension, And Austin is in Cleveland.
It's gonna be a rough year in Dallas.

Terrance Williams and Chris Boyd are gonna get a lot of plaing time.

[Machado]

ESPN reporting Sean Lee may have torn his ACL on the 1st day of
OTA's

I'll drink to that. CHEERS!

How many did he miss last year? The entire team is built like a 76 pinto. Mr antics Dez "I'm as good as Calvin Johnson" has a disk problem, Homo had surgery....Again. Sean "I'm the best defensive player on the bench" Lee.

Sorry to hear it.

Lee missed about 5 games last year and 12 games the year before that.
Fucking guy can't stay on the field!

[Bludegeon]

LOL... Too funny..

Another sucky ass season for Cowboys' fans.

Not like I thought any else, but, with the glass jaw Lee out yet, once again... LOL>.

Oh , fuck it never mind....

[UtahRatt]

LOL... Too funny..

Another sucky ass season for Cowboys' fans.

Not like I thought any else, but, with the glass jaw Lee out yet, once again... LOL>.

Oh , fuck it never mind....

It's still the NFC East, no one want's to win the division. They're the new AFC West.

I'm pulling for Philly with everyone else going 4-12 but it will end up with three 8-8 teams.

[eddie lee roth]

I hope you're the only one. I root for the underdog and shitty teams "except Dallas" but I pray Johnny dickweed fails. He's a fucking squirrel and I'm saying it now he ends his career with more INT's then TD's.

I hope his career is over before his first contract ends. I hope he goes down faster then Teabow. Johnny the Squirrels Teabow.

Amen to that. I look forward to watching when he gets his first "welcome to the NFL" hit. I read in SI that someone leaked the Patriots scouting report on him and he was labeled as a spoiled brat.

Even on draft day he found a way to act like an asshole.

The Cowboys are a salary cap disaster and have no depth. They are once again looking to be 8-8 at best.

I don't see'em even getting close to .500 this year. This will be the year where they truly shit the bed.

[Drunk Kennedy]

They 're gonna do a Super Biwl in Minneapolis? What 's next? Green Bay? Minneapolis in February is fucking arctic.

It's been done before...

I always forget about Mark Rypen.

FYP

[Facedown]

I always forget about Mark Rypien.

FYP

FYP

[UtahRatt]

I always forget about Mark Rypen and Doug Williams .

FYP

FYP

No one remembers those super bowls because they played the Bronco's and Bill's.......Ridgemont High could have beat those teams.

Well fuck, just the fact they won with Rypen and Williams proves those bowls should have an asterisk *


I do remember Super Bowl XVIII, that 38-8 game?

[eddie lee roth]

With all this talk already about Johnny Football it's got me a little confused about something. Since when did rookies take part in team activities before they had a contract or at least 1st rounders?

I know my memory sucks but I don't remember seeing that before.

[Machado]

Texans Jadeveon Clowney had sports hernia surgery in Philadelphia on Thursday

Here we go. Surgery #1 and the kid has not yet played a reg. season game.
The kid is going to be a bust. He will never live up to the hype. So he made a vicious tackle in the backfield, in college, and suddenly he's a can't miss, 1st ballot HOF defender? I don't think so!!!

[sin]

With all this talk already about Johnny Football it's got me a little confused about something. Since when did rookies take part in team activities before they had a contract or at least 1st rounders?

I know my memory sucks but I don't remember seeing that before.

I was thinking the same thing, I'm guessing after the lockout?

[eddie lee roth]

Texans Jadeveon Clowney had sports hernia surgery in Philadelphia on Thursday

Here we go. Surgery #1 and the kid has not yet played a reg. season game.
The kid is going to be a bust. He will never live up to the hype. So he made a vicious tackle in the backfield, in college, and suddenly he's a can't miss, 1st ballot HOF defender? I don't think so!!!

A little heavy on the rhetoric don't ya think? You didn't mention that he'll be good to go on the 1st day of training camp. Nobody that's actually employed by an NFL team has claimed that he's a can't miss 1st ballot HOF defender that's just you listening to too much sports talk radio.

You can't be serious in thinking that he was the number 1 pick because of one tackle, either that or you know more about the game than all the GM's in the NFL who if given the chance would have picked him also.

If any of these 1st round picks are guilty of too much hype AND media coverage it's Johnny Manzeil you want to bust his balls go right ahead that makes more sense.

I will say this, I guarantee he'll be a better player than Sean Lee ever was or will be and your sorry-ass Cowboy's are lucky they don't have to face Clowney and the rest of the Texans every year!