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What the fuck are you blathering about?

I'm pretty sure you didn't weigh in on this particular play yet, you fuckin' gridiron know-it-all.

Sock it to us, I genuinely want your opinion on it.
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I just hope the Panthers defense takes old Fivehead Manning out behind the barn and finish him off Old Yeller style.
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Gritt wrote:I just hope the Panthers defense takes old Fivehead Manning out behind the barn and finish him off Old Yeller style.
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Crazy Levi wrote:What the fuck are you blathering about?

I'm pretty sure you didn't weigh in on this particular play yet, you fuckin' gridiron know-it-all.

Sock it to us, I genuinely want your opinion on it.
My opinion is I don't give a fuck.

Now if I have any questions about the perplexing intricate internal workings of a kids pinball machine and why adult-children play them I'll make sure to pull your name out and attack your nerd-it-all skills.
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That doesn't Even make sense. Kids don't own pinball machines- they cost up to $10,000. They are also large commercial devices which don't fit in most kids' rooms. We aren't talking flat screen TVs here.


You are like the 10th guy to try to make "You are good at fixing pinball machines and make a lot of money doing it!!" An insult around here. Why do you think you'll be the one who is finally able to make it stick? Stick with insulting the Redskins.

You are the fuckin football know it all who has an opinion on everything NFL, and why not? You are a big star who once sent a postcard in to tryout for the XFL with all the other has-beens and never weres - pathetically clinging to the dream that you could actually be a pro football player by glomming on to the saddest pro football league ever created. I expect you tell us all the intricate inner workings of a kids game, football. Why hold back? Nobody is as smart as you when it comes to football and you owe it to us to bless us with your knowledge.
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Man, 20-25 bucks for a ticket, sit anywhere, 4 dollar beers?

Gimme my XFL back!!!!
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Bludegeon wrote:Man, 20-25 bucks for a ticket, sit anywhere, 4 dollar beers?

Gimme my XFL back!!!!
I'm sure it cost more than 20 bucks to attend the MILLION DOLLAR GAME!
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Crazy Levi wrote:That doesn't Even make sense. Kids don't own pinball machines- they cost up to $10,000. They are also large commercial devices which don't fit in most kids' rooms. We aren't talking flat screen TVs here.


You are like the 10th guy to try to make "You are good at fixing pinball machines and make a lot of money doing it!!" An insult around here. Why do you think you'll be the one who is finally able to make it stick? Stick with insulting the Redskins.

You are the fuckin football know it all who has an opinion on everything NFL, and why not? You are a big star who once sent a postcard in to tryout for the XFL with all the other has-beens and never weres - pathetically clinging to the dream that you could actually be a pro football player by glomming on to the saddest pro football league ever created. I expect you tell us all the intricate inner workings of a kids game, football. Why hold back? Nobody is as smart as you when it comes to football and you owe it to us to bless us with your knowledge.
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The XFL was one of the most awful things I've ever seen. I'm shocked it made it through the first season.
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Carson Palmer decided against playing in the NFL Pro Bowl.
I guess the bright lights and big stage have him scared(again).
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Machado wrote:Carson Palmer decided against playing in the NFL Pro Bowl.
I guess the bright lights and big stage have him scared(again).
Yep you're right. Nothing screams bright lights and the big stage like the Pro Bowl.

#ETYPS
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Gritt wrote:
Machado wrote:Carson Palmer decided against playing in the NFL Pro Bowl.
I guess the bright lights and big stage have him scared(again).
Yep you're right. Nothing screams bright lights and the big stage like the Pro Bowl.

#ETYPS
Now you have a problem with the pro bowl? Or with Carson "i'm not used to the limelight and can't play well in a big game" Palmer. Plus, I was being sarcastic you gorilla.
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Bludegeon wrote:
Facedown wrote: Not sure if I'm missing something in your response but I wasn't blaming the refs, I thought they did a decent job.

Usually when one gives any credit to the refs, and I am assuming you are a Pats fan. Pats lost, and credit to refs, usually equals the refs assisted in the win.

I miss something in your response, because you aren't blaming the refs. I figured you were.
Nah, I meant credit to the Broncos (for winning a tough game) and the refs (for not making any stupid calls that cost either team the game). I've blamed refs before but not this time.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Bludegeon wrote:Man, 20-25 bucks for a ticket, sit anywhere, 4 dollar beers?

Gimme my XFL back!!!!
I'm sure it cost more than 20 bucks to attend the MILLION DOLLAR GAME!

It was a long time ago. But, it was cheap. That I remember..
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http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:14652687

Pats fan gets tattoo, "Super Bowl 50 Champs", then watches his team lose to Denver :lol:
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Machado wrote:http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:14652687

Pats fan gets tattoo, "Super Bowl 50 Champs", then watches his team lose to Denver :lol:
Every year some fuckin' moron does this. They should send these idiots to Africa like they do the loser's Championship t-shirts.
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Crazy Levi wrote:That doesn't Even make sense. Kids don't own pinball machines- they cost up to $10,000. They are also large commercial devices which don't fit in most kids' rooms. We aren't talking flat screen TVs here.


You are like the 10th guy to try to make "You are good at fixing pinball machines and make a lot of money doing it!!" An insult around here. Why do you think you'll be the one who is finally able to make it stick? Stick with insulting the Redskins.

You are the fuckin football know it all who has an opinion on everything NFL, and why not? You are a big star who once sent a postcard in to tryout for the XFL with all the other has-beens and never weres - pathetically clinging to the dream that you could actually be a pro football player by glomming on to the saddest pro football league ever created. I expect you tell us all the intricate inner workings of a kids game, football. Why hold back? Nobody is as smart as you when it comes to football and you owe it to us to bless us with your knowledge.
As you go into a spastic bragging know-it-all rant.
"I'm good and make a lot of money!" "Kids don't own pinball machines they're TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS and large commercial devices that couldn't fit in a bedroom!"

You're full of shit, as a kid my friend had a Mickey Mouse pinball in his bedroom!

So carry on about how skilled you are at pinball and fixing Mattel toys, did you go to MIT? Did you ever get hurt like sprain a finger or blow a hip tilting a machine?

It's fucking sludge, everyone has an opinion and knows it all, do you not read your own posts? Look in the mirror.........WHATS THE BIG DEAL! GET OVER IT! LET IT GO!
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Machado wrote:http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=espn:14652687

Pats fan gets tattoo, "Super Bowl 50 Champs", then watches his team lose to Denver :lol:
Denver fan knocks over a porta potty with a Patriots fan in it, douchebags laugh.
Classy.
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A quick google search shows the average income of a pinball machine repairman in both the year 2009 and 2012 to be just over $31K.

https://collegegrad.com/careers/coin-ve ... -repairers

http://learn.org/articles/Arcade_Game_T ... wered.html

Lets just for shits and giggles say that Levi is the mac fucking daddy of pinball repair, and go ahead and DOUBLE the average salary. That gives him a whopping yearly salary of $62K.

In NY that aint gonna get you very far...were talking a studio efficiency apartment at BEST.

So can we please stop with all this "I make a lot of money doing this" nonsense.

I think pinball repair is a very cool and noble occupation. Good on you for finding a career that you enjoy and enables you to pay the rent.
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Drunk Kennedy wrote:A quick google search shows the average income of a pinball machine repairman in both the year 2009 and 2012 to be just over $31K.

https://collegegrad.com/careers/coin-ve ... -repairers

http://learn.org/articles/Arcade_Game_T ... wered.html

Lets just for shits and giggles say that Levi is the mac fucking daddy of pinball repair, and go ahead and DOUBLE the average salary. That gives him a whopping yearly salary of $62K.

In NY that aint gonna get you very far...were talking a studio efficiency apartment at BEST.

So can we please stop with all this "I make a lot of money doing this" nonsense.

I think pinball repair is a very cool and noble occupation. Good on you for finding a career that you enjoy and enables you to pay the rent.
What does the black book say about pinball retail sales? Cause that's the bulk of my business.
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Drunk Kennedy wrote:A quick google search shows the average income of a pinball machine repairman in both the year 2009 and 2012 to be just over $31K.

https://collegegrad.com/careers/coin-ve ... -repairers

http://learn.org/articles/Arcade_Game_T ... wered.html

Lets just for shits and giggles say that Levi is the mac fucking daddy of pinball repair, and go ahead and DOUBLE the average salary. That gives him a whopping yearly salary of $62K.

In NY that aint gonna get you very far...were talking a studio efficiency apartment at BEST.

So can we please stop with all this "I make a lot of money doing this" nonsense.

I think pinball repair is a very cool and noble occupation. Good on you for finding a career that you enjoy and enables you to pay the rent.

Does that include stuffed animals he could be pulling in at tournaments?
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Fuck off Ratt!!!

We all know competitive pinball pulls in way more than an XFL salary.
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I see RGIII or even worse, Manziel in a fucking Cowboys uniform.

That might just be the final nail in the coffin for this Cowboys fan. At least until the team is no longer owned by the Jones family.
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Rg3 back home to Texas inevitable. He'll sell way more jersies than manziel and nobody - even jones - will want to deal with Johnny footballs bullshit at this point. Rg3 will be model citizen.

Of course it makes no fucking sense from a football point of view but this is the cowboys we are talking about.
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That is true..

It's always been about making money and fuck the football since the Jones have owned the team and Jimmy left.

But, a fan can only take so much . LOL
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Crazy Levi wrote:Fuck off Ratt!!!

We all know competitive pinball pulls in way more than an XFL salary.
It pulls in a group full of fat man boys.
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Bludegeon wrote:That is true..

It's always been about making money and fuck the football since the Jones have owned the team and Jimmy left.

But, a fan can only take so much . LOL
Rg3 running Romo's offense is gonna be a thing of beauty when ton gets loced in the first month of the season.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Fuck off Ratt!!!

We all know competitive pinball pulls in way more than an XFL salary.
It pulls in a group full of fat man boys.
If they're getting paid more power to them.
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Gritt wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Fuck off Ratt!!!

We all know competitive pinball pulls in way more than an XFL salary.
It pulls in a group full of fat man boys.
If they're getting paid more power to them.
:lol:
I made money online golfing but never bragged about it let alone constantly....But that's not the point now is it.
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I'm so fucking hyped up for this game! I want to see the Panthers win a ring finally!! I hope they can pull it off.. I already took off that Monday because of how hard I am going to party if they win or be bummed if they lose it lol... Either way I hope Panthers beat the shit out of them as far as points.. People want a "close" game.. I do not. I want Panthers 45 at the half.. :lol:
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