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UtahRatt wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:35 pm Did Dallas really just try a fake punt end around option fuckup inside their redzone that fooled no one? WTF 20 VS DUH 16 and they try a circus trick?

So it was WASHINGTON TEAM FOOTBALL 20 VS 16 Mexico's Team, I hit the kitchen and come back in time to see it go 41 to 16................ :lol:

Felt like a couple minutes and Washington dropped 21 on little d.......Happy Turkey Day...Don't think I've seen a team with less heart, EVER!
How any coach still had a job after that shit just reminds how badly the Jones family has fucked up the Cowboys Organization.

I think they must've have always been closet Redskins, or Niners fans.. Possibly Eagles fans. To want to make a Football Organization look so bad. And KEEP it that bad.
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Americas Team is last in NFC..last team
Americas other team is 10h in AFC with Cam Time
We got 3rd place AFC East on lockdown!!
Big week in Sofi Stadium with 2 Cam Time games...two!!!
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The Raiders @New York Jets.........Merry Christmas, good luck with the draft.
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Still shocked that Bert’s Steelers blew that lead and their whole overrated undefeated streak, and to lowly Washington, no less. How the mighty have fallen.
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Round 2 of Cam Time today in Sofi
3rd place AFC East -Patriots 55-10 over Rams!!! Getting nervous Tua???
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LAglamrocker wrote: Tue Nov 03, 2020 12:47 pm Tebow batting average will be higher than Patriots winning percentage this year, next year and decade after that
Oops, Pats did an 0-fer.
.461

Might have an easier time vs. Broncos.
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And it hasn't even hit bottom yet.

Great times being a Cowboys fan. Hahahahhaa
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Patriots competing with Tebow batting average era..no more cakewalk divisional titles..get ready for Tua-Bow!
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Bludegeon wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 2:28 pm And it hasn't even hit bottom yet.

Great times being a Cowboys fan. Hahahahhaa
The Dallas defense is flirting with the 1981 Baltimore Colts for most points allowed in a season.

The Colts gave up 533 points and Dallas so far is set at 393 points.

I’m leaning on the Cowboys to not set a new record.

They’ve got 4 games left and would have to give up 35 points or more each game to set the record.
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LAglamrocker wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:19 pm Patriots competing with Tebow batting average era
Tebow career BA = .223
If Pats lose out = .375 Oops
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Facedown wrote: Mon Dec 14, 2020 6:45 am
LAglamrocker wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 4:19 pm Patriots competing with Tebow batting average era
Tebow career BA = .223
If Pats lose out = .375 Oops
:lol:
Betting against Belichick is like betting for the white guy in a heavyweight boxing match.
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Tua will KO Bill soon
3rd place AFC East on lockdown!
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Bludegeon wrote: Fri Dec 11, 2020 2:28 pm And it hasn't even hit bottom yet.

Great times being a Cowboys fan. Hahahahhaa

The last 25 have been pretty good. Next year will be their year!

They should have to change their name, The Cowpeople.
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What happened to my Patriots, we have Cam Time and the B.O.A.T( best of all time) coach.
Tua Time KO us from the playoffs...damn
3rd place AFC East shirts and hoodies being made
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R.I.P, Rams HOFer Kevin Greene at 58:

https://theramswire.usatoday.com/2020/1 ... l-of-fame/
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LAglamrocker wrote: Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:36 am What happened to my Patriots, we have Cam Time and the B.O.A.T( best of all time) coach.
Tua Time KO us from the playoffs...damn
3rd place AFC East shirts and hoodies being made
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What's gonna happen to my Tebow?
Now he has to hit .428. :cry:
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.428 gets you fired or you get called up to MLB show
36-44 .450 gets you fired as Cleveland Browns coach
12 points against Denver saved B.O.A.T job this year
We will be back next year with guaranteed repeat 3rd place AFC North

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I wish these last few games were more professional wrestling style than actual NFL games.

I could think alright my Steelers are just playing possum.

They already have at least a wildcard game guaranteed.

Just you wait and see.

They’ll enter the playoffs and do the old Hulk Hogan power up and whip everybody’s ass.
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eddie lee roth wrote: Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:14 am I wish these last few games were more professional wrestling style than actual NFL games.

I could think alright my Steelers are just playing possum.

They already have at least a wildcard game guaranteed.

Just you wait and see.

They’ll enter the playoffs and do the old Hulk Hogan power up and whip everybody’s ass.
They are just shitting the bed. Thankfully..

Hoping to see another Ju JU dance, hehehehe
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Alvin Kamara had a Merry Christmas. 6 rushing touchdowns!
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exitflagger wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:50 pm Alvin Kamara had a Merry Christmas. 6 rushing touchdowns!
They should have gave him the sneak...He should have had 7!

Meanwhile Jacobs takes a knees at the 1yd for the loss no playoff for you...To pour salt in the wound da Browns, we'll lose vs the JETS seems to be trendy.

Jag's wrapped up the #1Pick......Trevor Lawrence? Rather be there that in NYJ.

Cowboys 6W-9L........This could still be our year!

Philly? WTF? NO STEAK FOR YOU!
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exitflagger wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:50 pm Alvin Kamara had a Merry Christmas. 6 rushing touchdowns!
More touchdowns in one game than the highest paid Ezekiel Elliott has all year!

Ezekiel Elliott who held out Crushing Hot Tubs In Cabo leads the NFL in
#1 - Ezekiel Elliott 6 fumbles 5 lost, more fumbles than TD's
#1 - Ezekiel Elliott in Total Guaranteed $50+ Million
#1 - Ezekiel Elliott Contract Value $90 MILLION

2020 Lowest career production, 3.9AVG, will be lucky to break 1,000yds.....Not even in the top 10 in yards and is #25th in TD's.
#12 - YDS 832
#5 - ATT 211
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Derrick Henry 321ATT, 1,679YDS, TD's 18, AVG 5.2

James Robinson 240ATT, 1,070YDS, 10TD's, AVG4.5 Cap Hit 2020 $611,666......3 Years $2,900,000


A reminder of today's game.........
Is this the worst roughing the passer call ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpxBMks-M48
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UtahRatt wrote: Sun Dec 27, 2020 10:50 pm
exitflagger wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:50 pm Alvin Kamara had a Merry Christmas. 6 rushing touchdowns!
More touchdowns in one game than the highest paid Ezekiel Elliott has all year!

Ezekiel Elliott who held out Crushing Hot Tubs In Cabo leads the NFL in
#1 - Ezekiel Elliott 6 fumbles 5 lost, more fumbles than TD's
#1 - Ezekiel Elliott in Total Guaranteed $50+ Million
#1 - Ezekiel Elliott Contract Value $90 MILLION

2020 Lowest career production, 3.9AVG, will be lucky to break 1,000yds.....Not even in the top 10 in yards and is #25th in TD's.
#12 - YDS 832
#5 - ATT 211
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Derrick Henry 321ATT, 1,679YDS, TD's 18, AVG 5.2

James Robinson 240ATT, 1,070YDS, 10TD's, AVG4.5 Cap Hit 2020 $611,666......3 Years $2,900,000


A reminder of today's game.........
Is this the worst roughing the passer call ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpxBMks-M48
Fucker better renegotiate that horrible deal. Or, hopefully Dallas sends him packin. They are screwed either way. Way to skeletor Jones!
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9 points
6-9
Better call Tebow..Bill
Humiliation number 10 vs J.E.T.S!
LOCKDOWN bronze medal AFC North
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eddie lee roth wrote: Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:14 am
I could think alright my Steelers are just playing possum.

They already have at least a wildcard game guaranteed.

Just you wait and see.

They’ll enter the playoffs and do the old Hulk Hogan power up and whip everybody’s ass.
I predict Steelers lose to Browns and then 1 and out in playoffs
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Steelers vs Browns should be an inferno game
Game surrounded by 🔥
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LAglamrocker wrote: Mon Dec 28, 2020 8:20 pm LOCKDOWN bronze medal AFC North
What's the color of the medal for the 4th place LOCKDOWN in the AFC West?
Tebow now only has to hit 170 points over his career average. You can do it, Timmy!
Pats are in the EAST, by the way.
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Bill the B.O.A.T is now skipper for S.S. Minnow Patriots of the north/east...Josh AllenLand

Last week planning for Sam-Time
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Eagles: "FG's? We don't kick no stinken FG's!"

I think it was Collinsworth....."I bet there will be a lot of "No Comment" in the post game press conference"

Go Alex Smith! Nothing but mad props for the Ute.

Dallas, maybe it's next year! Did Andy no wheels Dalton have more rushing yards than Zek?

Loved it, Dallas loses with a INT in the last minutes!....Giants win!....Eagles throws the game and the Skins make the playoffs. NY Giants, no soup for you! SKINS NFC LEAST CHAMPS 7-9 PLAYOFFS!

With that record the Skins should have to play the Jets to make it in or go home.
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