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Hoo boy! Expect the Browns bandwagon to start filling up now that Beckham Jr.'s leaving New York for Cleveland!
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who's fans are losing their shit more, steelers or giants?
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Kid-Wicked wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:21 pm who's fans are losing their shit more, steelers or giants?
I’m convinced Bludgeon and NitroGaz have put some kind of voodoo hex on me and my team thanks to my “constructive criticism” on their teams and themselves over the years. This shit is unfair by god. :lol:
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eddie lee roth wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:12 am
Kid-Wicked wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:21 pm who's fans are losing their shit more, steelers or giants?
I’m convinced Bludgeon and NitroGaz have put some kind of voodoo hex on me and my team thanks to my “constructive criticism” on their teams and themselves over the years. This shit is unfair by god. :lol:
Well, you won't have to worry about the latter of those anymore after he pissed off our lovely mod again and getting the boot a second time. Finally got rid of BigButtWhiner as well...
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eddie lee roth wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 8:12 am
Kid-Wicked wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:21 pm who's fans are losing their shit more, steelers or giants?
I’m convinced Bludgeon and NitroGaz have put some kind of voodoo hex on me and my team thanks to my “constructive criticism” on their teams and themselves over the years. This shit is unfair by god. :lol:
AHahahaahaa.... Certainly makes for a great 2019 season. lol..

Steelers and Giants are at least making moves. Dallas is doing nothing again this off season. Won't even sign some of their own players yet.
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Gronk's retiring. Maybe now he can rest up all those injuries he's accumulated over the seasons:

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/rob-gronko ... 22472.html
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dmbrocker wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:43 pm Gronk's retiring. Maybe now he can rest up all those injuries he's accumulated over the seasons
Watching him down the stretch you could tell it was time and I bet he'll never stop feeling aches n pains. The same could be said for any DB he played against. They should have went after Cook instead of NO.

I can't believe how fucking stacked the Browns are......I figured that lying POS woman beating Kareem was going to make a return eventually, it's in Bakers hands now that Division just got interesting.

Odell has mad skills but breakable, Jarvis Landry is the monster......But to get rid of Odell and keep Eli?..........Go Giants.
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Chiefs fan cited for shining laser pointer at Tom Brady the incident took place in the fourth quarter of the AFC Championship game. The Patriots went on to win 37-31 in overtime.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... -tom-brady




A Kansas City Chiefs fan was cited for disturbing the peace for allegedly shining a laser pointer at New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady during the AFC Championship game.

Jackson County prosecutors said in a press release on Tuesday that 64-year-old Dwyan Morgan was ticketed and faces up to a year in jail or a fine up to $1,000, per the Kansas City Star.

The incident took place in the fourth quarter of the AFC Championship game. The Patriots went on to win 37-31 in overtime.

The NFL began an investigation in January after video surfaced from KMCB-TV in Kansas City of a green light appearing to flash around Brady's face during the contest.

The team reportedly already banned the fan from Arrowhead Stadium and pushed for the harshest punishment possible in an effort to deter future incidents.


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I wouldn't put it past Chiefs fans at home! Cheaters!
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Pretty classy move from Wilson here.

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UtahRatt wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2019 6:02 am Chiefs fan cited for shining laser pointer at Tom Brady the incident took place in the fourth quarter of the AFC Championship game. The Patriots went on to win 37-31 in overtime.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... -tom-brady




A Kansas City Chiefs fan was cited for disturbing the peace for allegedly shining a laser pointer at New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady during the AFC Championship game.

Jackson County prosecutors said in a press release on Tuesday that 64-year-old Dwyan Morgan was ticketed and faces up to a year in jail or a fine up to $1,000, per the Kansas City Star.

The incident took place in the fourth quarter of the AFC Championship game. The Patriots went on to win 37-31 in overtime.

The NFL began an investigation in January after video surfaced from KMCB-TV in Kansas City of a green light appearing to flash around Brady's face during the contest.

The team reportedly already banned the fan from Arrowhead Stadium and pushed for the harshest punishment possible in an effort to deter future incidents.


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I wouldn't put it past Chiefs fans at home! Cheaters!
A pretty much unheard of story outside of KC and NE. If this were the other way around we'd still be talking about how bad it was. Fucking lame-o
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Pierce Foreskin wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:28 amA pretty much unheard of story outside of KC and NE. If this were the other way around we'd still be talking about how bad it was. Fucking lame-o

#LaserGate, Goodell would demand everyone's phone then he'd ask for Kraft's "happy ending" Video but wouldn't release it for personal use only.

Didn't read into the whole thing but they should release that KC Fan's name, address, phone number, facebook....The works.
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Cards get Kyler Murray with the first draft pick, no surprise there. What is surprising is the Giants taking Duke's QB as Eli's future replacement. Any other draft night thoughts, boyos?
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UtahRatt wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:51 am
Pierce Foreskin wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:28 amA pretty much unheard of story outside of KC and NE. If this were the other way around we'd still be talking about how bad it was. Fucking lame-o

#LaserGate, Goodell would demand everyone's phone then he'd ask for Kraft's "happy ending" Video but wouldn't release it for personal use only.

Didn't read into the whole thing but they should release that KC Fan's name, address, phone number, facebook....The works.
That KC fan should've used his laser pointer to show Dee Ford where the line of scrimmage was.
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Tenacious_Dio wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:30 amThat KC fan should've used his laser pointer to show Dee Ford where the line of scrimmage was.
:lol:

Someone asked about this earlier.......
I got in the habit of looking at the line judge they wave ya back or give a thumbs up....CB's do it all the time....Dee fucked up he was probably hella tired but it's a flag there's no excuse for. Personally I liked it. No offense KC fans.


dmbrocker wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2019 6:04 pm Cards get Kyler Murray with the first draft pick, no surprise there. What is surprising is the Giants taking Duke's QB as Eli's future replacement. Any other draft night thoughts, boyos?
I liked the Draft there's a lot of interesting chatter, IMO AZ should have traded back to trade up for next years QB draft class...I don't see Kyler Murray as the next Russell Wilson or better than Rosen for that matter. A 5' 10" QB in the NFL, I'm not buying it but a lot of people are already picking him as the ROY so we shall see. I'll be surprised if he's better than Rosen.

Cant wait to see if Josh Allen is a monster for the Jag's, I wanted the Raiders to take him over Clelin Ferrell.....The Raiders basically drafted from the championship game.

How did you grade your team, personally I'm giving the Traiders a C+.







Rosen blew a gasket when AZ picked Kyler then sent him to the Fish....Then I read this headline on SBNation.... :lol:
"Poor Josh Rosen’s gonna be so sad when the Dolphins pick Tua Tagovailoa" 2020....
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Richie Incognito reportedly works out for Raiders........... :lol:

Can't this guy just go away.
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Chris Long, who I think most people like and/or respect, on his marijuana use during his career. I understand why he is doing this now. I think he is going to be part of the reason the NFL takes pot off the restricted list, as they should.

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What a scumbag.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/ju ... li=BBnb7Kz

Looks like he is going to go away for a long, long time.
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Damn, 54? 57? 77? and 19? Allegedly..

Dude is a sick man.
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The Ezekiel Elliott report...TMZ..
Elliott Handcuffed at Vegas Festival ... After Knocking Man to the Ground
The Dallas Cowboys superstar running back had been spotted in the parking lot at the Electric Daisy Carnival around 3 AM on Saturday morning arguing with his girlfriend.

Zeke never puts his hands on the woman but he uses his body to block her from walking away several times during the argument.
A short time later, Zeke and the woman are seen speaking with event staffers -- when suddenly Elliott confronts one them and says, "You got something to say!?"

Zeke gets in the staffer's face and uses his body to shove the guy backward until the staffer hits a metal gate -- that's when Zeke uses his forearm to shove the guy to the ground.


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Ezekiel Elliott Alleged Altercation w/ Celeb DJ ... Dak Played Peacemaker

Ezekiel Elliott was involved in an altercation with a HUGE celebrity DJ in Vegas early Monday morning -- with the DJ going off about the incident on video after the fact ... and it's intense.

But, sources connected to Zeke tell us ... the Cowboys star is adamant he wasn't the one in the wrong.

Here's what we know for sure ... Zeke and Dak Prescott were partying at Drai's After Hours at The Cromwell Hotel and Casino where DJ Franzen was hanging out.

DJ Franzen is a huge force in hip-hop -- he's tight with guys like Jay-Z, T.I. and Big Sean ... and Drake even gave him TWO shout-outs in TWO different songs ("The Motto" and "Elevate").

Sources connected to Franzen tell us ... he walked over to say hi and that's when Elliott and some of his crew got aggressive and things started to pop off.

One Franzen source tells us ... Dak walked over to the DJ and attempted to smooth things over -- but it was already too late ... Franzen felt disrespected and decided to go off on social media.

"Can you believe Ezekiel Elliott tried to pick a fight with me?!" Franzen said in an IG video first spotted by SportsGossip.com ... "Man, F*CK THE COWBOYS!!!"

"Get the f*ck up out of Vegas man," he added ... "You are never allowed in my section again, you little bitch."

He finished with this message -- "If y'all know Ezekiel Elliott, you tell em DJ Franzen said 'F*ck you ... you little bitch ass motherf*cker.'"

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Move over Todd Gurley ... Ezekiel Elliott's contract is about to TOP your epic $57.5 MILLION deal -- so says Zeke's dad, who tells TMZ Sports the Cowboys are about to make his son rich!!

"Ezekiel will be the highest-paid running back EVER," Stacy Elliott says ... "In the history of the NFL!"

Of course, Zeke is still 2 years away from NEEDING a new deal -- the Cowboys just picked up his 5th-year option this week, keeping him under team control through the 2020 season.

But, Elliott's camp has already made it clear they'd like a new contract -- and his dad tells us it ain't gonna be cheap. :lol:
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See ya Zeke.. Cowboys will miss ya, but, not the headaches and not your money grabbing poppa...
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Bludegeon wrote: Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:19 am Damn, 54? 57? 77? and 19? Allegedly..

Dude is a sick man.
Yeah, not a very bright sicko either.
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So Kapperfish had Nike pull The Betsy Ross Air Force 1 shoe off the shelves because that American Flag is another sign of slavery or some shit.......Kind of how Nike is still a symbol of slavery, employ's sweat shops and abuses of labor laws....But it's all good mate, that's in a different country!

MAKE HIM GO AWAY! Can't he get a full time job in a basement without the internet, I was going to buy a pair of those fuckers. What a dick how everything has to be a symbol of fucking hate to this ass clown let alone anyone still listening to this chump.

Wait, this should be in the lounge, he don't play football or anything else for that matter. I'd kill to see Dank get a short term injury and Jones bring in Kapperfish only to suck like Traci Lords going down on a Dodger Dog then get kicked back onto the streets after a few games....Fuck he's a massive tool.
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RIP HoF linebacker Nick Buonicoti, star of undefeated 1972 Dolphins. Dementia at 78:

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Way Too Early Fan Observation:

If Trent Williams wants a trade... trade him. He’s getting older, been injury prone the last 2 seasons, and has had 2 suspensions for the Devils Lettuce.., and even after all that Washington would still look like the bad guys in a PR war. Get the best end of a trade for a change, but trade him.
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It's starting back up again.

Dallas is a soap opera as usual.

Let's go!
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Bludegeon wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:23 am It's starting back up again.

Dallas is a soap opera as usual.

Let's go!
Like gumballs in an hourglass so are the days of the Cowboys fans life's.
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UtahRatt wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2019 8:04 pm
Bludegeon wrote: Thu Aug 01, 2019 11:23 am It's starting back up again.

Dallas is a soap opera as usual.

Let's go!
Like gumballs in an hourglass so are the days of the Cowboys fans life's.
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Bludegeon wrote: Mon Aug 05, 2019 11:59 amHahaah, Well, I have no life. So here we go again.
Even tho Zerk is better than DeMarco Murray it's the same situation...His hands would be missed. Dallas will cave in and watch it turn into another Dez story line....I hate players who hold out.

At least they're not on Hard Knocks, watched half an episode and the Raiders are going to be a train wreck. I caught a couple of last years Browns they was interesting and looked hungry....The only thing the LAOaklandVegas Raiders are hungry for is Money and a buffet. I thought Carr was going to go off on a Rookie over Carr's contract.

I see little heart as a team they're a cluster fuck so far. More like a group tossed together for some pick up games. I think the line is 6 wins I'm taking the under. Sucks it's my last year before I'm left with Baseball n Hockey.
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