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Would you ever fuck Pat Summit??

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Would u ever bed Pat Summit, coach of the Tennessee Volunteers?

what would u do to her in bed if u ended up seducing her?

do u think she's hot??


in case u didnt know, this is who you would be fucking:


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Heenan Snuka wrote:Would u ever bed Pat Summit, coach of the Tennessee Volunteers?

what would u do to her in bed if u ended up seducing her?

do u think she's hot??
No, but I would fuck Joakim Noah.
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Pat Summit? Not so much.

Pat Summerall? Now we're talkin'.

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Hell yeah I'd fuck her so hard she'd suffer from memory loss.
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Heenan Snuka wrote:Would u ever bed Pat Summit, coach of the Tennessee Volunteers?

what would u do to her in bed if u ended up seducing her?

do u think she's hot??
Only because my name is Steve Alzheimer.
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I used to be a news photog years ago and I got to meet her back in the late 90's. Wouldn't fuck her...but she's such a great motivator, she very well could have talked me into it.
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No. But I might would go all jungle fever on Nikki Caldwell from LSU.

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exitflagger wrote:No. But I might would go all jungle fever on Nikki Caldwell from LSU.

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You'd give her the old Final Four, huh Heen?
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johnk5150 wrote:As I grow older I'm finding myself increasingly attracted to women of color.
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Oh, I'm sorry... you said women of a different color, not feaky she-males of color. My bad.
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johnk5150 wrote:As I grow older I'm finding myself increasingly attracted to women of color.
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Oh, I'm sorry... you said women of a different color, not feaky she-males of color. My bad.
I'm stunned he claims to be sober for over 20 years. If that's sober, I don't want to be it.
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LOL at "women of color", who the fuck are you, Queen Latifa!?
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Good call, Latifah's definitely into women of color. Afro-Americans and Ricans, I bet she loves them pusses.
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Your post reminded me of these dudes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIo3KXZdnUs
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Sorry about that.
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I'd "volunteer" to throw ol' Pat my inbound pass, but she'd probably start yelling shit like "GIMME YOUR FULL COURT PRESS!".
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Space Bear wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:As I grow older I'm finding myself increasingly attracted to women of color.
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Oh, I'm sorry... you said women of a different color, not feaky she-males of color. My bad.
We went from fucking Pat Summit to this in a matter of two posts. I love Sludge.
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Heenan Snuka wrote:Would u ever bed Pat Summit, coach of the Tennessee Volunteers?

what would u do to her in bed if u ended up seducing her?

do u think she's hot??


in case u didnt know, this is who you would be fucking:


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I don't think she would ever allow any male to seduce her.

Look at her already - She has the lesbian equivalent to gay-face.

And her name is "Pat".

Isn't it obvious?????
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speak of the devil

which Sludger ended up fucking Pat Summit, blackmailed her with the info, resulting in her resignation?
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I'd give Pat a shot if she took her teeth out and gummed me down.
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I wouldn't hit, but I'd love to talk to her. I bet she is a pretty interesting person.

i always liked her.
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NeverSurrender wrote:I wouldn't hit, but I'd love to talk to her. I bet she is a pretty interesting person.

i always liked her.
Thank God she pulled the plug on this thing before someone was forced to make this decision for her. It's really a sad situation, but I think we've probably seen the last of her.
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To be that young and have that disease. How sad.
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NeverSurrender wrote:I wouldn't hit, but I'd love to talk to her. I bet she is a pretty interesting person.

i always liked her.
You should probably hurry. Dementia sounds like a bitch.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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I wasn't planning on stalking her down.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:I wouldn't hit, but I'd love to talk to her. I bet she is a pretty interesting person.

i always liked her.
Thank God she pulled the plug on this thing before someone was forced to make this decision for her. It's really a sad situation, but I think we've probably seen the last of her.
WTF are you talking about she'll be back next season,then she'll get the news about her quiting and go bullshit I don't remember doing anything like that.
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